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Jaq
post Apr 24 2003, 06:03 PM
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Okay. So today I thought. Hey! you know what would be a good idea? Riding my bike to the university to pick up my term paper! Yah, it's not. It was my bros bike, the chain fell off, the seat almost fell off, and the tires were under inflated. Oh, and to make matters worse my water bottles cap fell off in my back pack soaking through to my shorts, my wallet and my favourite book. ended up walking it most of the hour walk to the Uni. So I got there. Finally found my profs office and got my essay back. I got a freakin' 63% because it was too short. She liked my style, my arguments, even my bloody references...but it was too short so I got 15-20% off. Bastages. then I phone my brother and ask him to pick up his bike. He gets pissed off and starts yelling at me. Fine. Don't pick up your bike. I Take the bus home. Get back home, get my car, drive back to the Uni, check my Bio marks (average of 75) and get some money, break and twenty and now I'm going to try and wrestle my brothers stupid broken bike into the back of my ecno car. Fun abounds.

I'll stop ranting because I sound like a poorly greased engine...very whiny. dry.gif


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post Apr 24 2003, 06:07 PM
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Sounds like you've had a good day then

At least you can now sit back and relax infront of your computer, maybe with a nice drink (vodka perhaps) and while away the time smile.gif


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post Apr 24 2003, 06:12 PM
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Vodka's a bit too strong, don't you think? I mean, we still want Jaq to be able to talk to us..... laugh.gif

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post Apr 24 2003, 06:24 PM
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ok, maybe not vodka...hows hot chocolate with marshmallows and whipped cream?

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~I'm missing your bed, I never sleep, avoiding the spots where we'd have to speak, and this bottle of beast is taking me home. I'm cuddling close to blankets and sheets, you're not alone and you're not descreet. You make sure I know who's taking you home. I'm reading your note over again, there's not a word that I comprehend, except when you signed it "I will love you always and forever"~
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post Apr 24 2003, 06:28 PM
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QUOTE (talking to faeries @ Apr 24 2003, 07:24 PM)
ok, maybe not vodka...hows hot chocolate with marshmallows and whipped cream?

mmm

Sounds good. I'm just looking out for Jaq....

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post Apr 24 2003, 06:34 PM
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Hot chocolate with marshmallows, whipped cream, and whisky. Its amazing what it does for the flavour. And boozyness...


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post Apr 24 2003, 06:40 PM
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a cupcake!!

he needs a CUPCAKE!!!
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post Apr 24 2003, 06:42 PM
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Jaq
post Apr 24 2003, 06:49 PM
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Mmm...whisky and a cupcake. Sounds like good. Dang. I have neither. Oh well smile.gif


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post Apr 24 2003, 07:02 PM
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jello?

jello makes evertthing better!

and then you can make jello shots....

mmmmmm....... jigglely drunkenness *hic*


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post Apr 24 2003, 07:03 PM
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I have jello! But no alcohol...dang smelly alcohol that I have none of.


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post Apr 24 2003, 07:09 PM
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go to the store an get sooome thheenn laugh.gif

make us all jello
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post Apr 24 2003, 07:10 PM
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OKAY! Either that or I'll just get some ice cream....mmmm ice cream

*drools all over keyboard*

Sorry.


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post Apr 24 2003, 07:12 PM
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Ice cream with booze in?


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post Apr 24 2003, 07:13 PM
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Oh yeah baby. Never heard of it?


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post Apr 24 2003, 07:14 PM
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ice cream and booze? oh. my. god.


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post Apr 24 2003, 07:14 PM
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Hug for you, Jaq. The world of university life is crap. Higher education is just systemized hazing. I love you.
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post Apr 24 2003, 07:19 PM
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I've heard of jello and drink but ice cream??!! You can't be serious.

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post Apr 24 2003, 07:20 PM
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QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Apr 24 2003, 08:14 PM)
Hug for you, Jaq. The world of university life is crap. Higher education is just systemized hazing. I love you.

*sniffles* thanks Missy Alti. I have come to fear and loathe beauracracy after enrolling in University. It's like they have to make things difficult if they mistakenly made it simple "oh geez, that looks like enrolling in this class might be too easy, so lets make it so they need special permission from the Dean of Agriculture in triplicate to enroll in this engineering class." huh.gif Crazy people.


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post Apr 24 2003, 07:20 PM
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ahhh ice cweammmm tongue.gif
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post Apr 24 2003, 07:22 PM
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QUOTE (Sun Tsu @ Apr 24 2003, 08:19 PM)
I've heard of jello and drink but ice cream??!! You can't be serious.

Sun Tsu

You guys have never heard of ice cream and booze? It's truely a masterpiece. Although I can't do it the way they do it in the restaurant so I just end up pouring it on my ice cream....


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post Apr 24 2003, 07:25 PM
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oh man am i trying that latttersss
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post Apr 24 2003, 07:29 PM
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QUOTE (SuperKathoid @ Apr 24 2003, 08:25 PM)
oh man am i trying that latttersss

Do it! But don't do it with beer...that's just wrong. Ty a nice almond or cherry liquer


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post Apr 24 2003, 07:34 PM
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QUOTE (Jaq @ Apr 24 2003, 08:22 PM)
QUOTE (Sun Tsu @ Apr 24 2003, 08:19 PM)
I've heard of jello and drink but ice cream??!! You can't be serious.

Sun Tsu

You guys have never heard of ice cream and booze? It's truely a masterpiece. Although I can't do it the way they do it in the restaurant so I just end up pouring it on my ice cream....

So, you just douse it in alcohol?

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post Apr 24 2003, 11:37 PM
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I'm late in at the 'We Pity And Love Jaq' party, but I hope my contribution is valued.

Jaq, you are wonderful and cool and fantastic and a number of other (good) things, and as such you deserve better, and, if there is justice, so you shall receive.

*big hugs for Jaq*

There are too many wonderful and undervalued ladies here on this site... It ain't fair.


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