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Pixelgoth
post Sep 21 2004, 10:35 AM
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Welcome

As I've not been on the board much since May...I think...I just thought I'd pop in a thread that is from me to all new nOObs since then and from now on smile.gif

Welcome to the board. If you've got any questions feel free to PM just about anyone as we are all very friendly and welcoming...except Pab...he's just mean (jk)! tongue.gif wink.gif

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post Sep 21 2004, 10:59 AM
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Don't listen to pixiegoth, guys. He's a 49 year-old bricklayer with a bad attitude, even if he does have a nice tattoo on his bum. You can see it in his av ... winner of the 'Flattest Bum in the Building Trade' prize for the last 9 years. I swear, 1 inch lower and that av would have to be censored ...


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post Sep 21 2004, 11:39 AM
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QUOTE (Pab @ Sep 21 2004, 10:59 AM)
Don't listen to pixiegoth, guys. He's a 49 year-old bricklayer with a bad attitude, even if he does have a nice tattoo on his bum. You can see it in his av ... winner of the 'Flattest Bum in the Building Trade' prize for the last 9 years. I swear, 1 inch lower and that av would have to be censored ...
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Well if I'm a big nasty bricklayer I can pound you into the ground and then build a nice two level (white picket) wall over you making sure the pointing is level tongue.gif

*jumps on Pab and pounds seven shades of sh*t out of him*

*builds wall*

*rubs hands together and admires handy work*

*scratches flat bum cleavage and walks off*

For those of you that don't know me, check my picture on my profile (so nur Pab!)


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Pixelgoth
post Sep 23 2004, 09:20 AM
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*bump*

Ya' know. I don't know why I bother. You take the time to create a thread especially for the newbies and not one comes to have a look.

Buggers! tongue.gif


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post Sep 23 2004, 12:05 PM
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hey iam a noob and i am here quite complainin'
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post Sep 23 2004, 12:58 PM
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QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Sep 23 2004, 12:05 PM)
hey iam a noob and i am here quite complainin'
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You're quite complaining are you? tongue.gif

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post Sep 23 2004, 02:07 PM
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just a simple spelling error - everyone makes one eventually
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post Sep 23 2004, 06:50 PM
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hate to poke holes in your vast bricklaying knowledge....isn't picket a type of fence? brick walls don't come in quite as many varieties....and are generally made of bricks...not wood tongue.gif


mmm....sam's cleavage


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Pixelgoth
post Sep 24 2004, 09:59 AM
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QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Sep 23 2004, 06:50 PM)
hate to poke holes in your vast bricklaying knowledge....isn't picket a type of fence? brick walls don't come in quite as many varieties....and are generally made of bricks...not wood tongue.gif


mmm....sam's cleavage
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Firstly *slap* for the comment about my cleavage you cheeky boy dry.gif

Secondly yes I am well aware that picket fences are made from wood and traditionally painted white. I was actually trying to get the picket fence, with two levels, Knights that say Ni, Monty Python quote in. You of all people should've spotted that rolleyes.gif

*slaps again for good measure and because Paddy likes it rough* wink.gif


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Sep 27 2004, 06:19 AM
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(Yawn!) Thank you, for the welcome. (Yawn) Sorry, 'tis getting late. I wanted to catch up with welcoming noobs, but I think I'm going to have to go to bed... 'night all...


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post Sep 27 2004, 02:07 PM
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I too am a noob. Not even lurked, I'm afraid, so it might take me a few mins to get into the swing of things.

(this was the right place for swingers, wasn't it?)
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post Oct 13 2004, 03:28 PM
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*bump*

Welcome again to all those that have joined since....er....27th September laugh.gif

Come in, pull up a cushion, have a muffin and enjoy smile.gif


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post Oct 18 2004, 09:49 AM
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I might just bump this thread every Monday to welcome those that joined that week laugh.gif


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post Oct 19 2004, 04:37 PM
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Nice welcome --> I'm getting good vibes already *whistleing 'Wherever I lay my hat thats my home'*


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post Oct 19 2004, 05:10 PM
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Oooh, another newb here. Hi! Um, thats it.


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post Oct 19 2004, 05:12 PM
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*Duct tapes 'Smiler' to the ceiling*

Too slow Moop!


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post Oct 19 2004, 05:16 PM
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*mumble mumble mumph mump mergh* Blegh Tape glue tastes good tongue.gif MMmm Cheers guys


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post Oct 19 2004, 05:23 PM
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Another sort of noob dropping in... literally *thump* havent mastered landings yet. Whats with the picket fencing Id have thought a nice barbed wire number would be more in keeping. Protect the noobs from Caths grenades although Im sure she'd find a way in eventually but hey a little head start never hurt anybody!

I have a feeling that not much can be done about the duct tape though just eat whatever anyone gives you, you'll get down eventually!

*Hands smiler cookie with concealed tape cutter* Just watch how you chew hun! When you get down pop in and visit I'll be in a corner or a pocket somewhere, have fun and welcome to the madhouse!
Oh yes look out for Cath!....

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post Oct 19 2004, 07:40 PM
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To late got him! evil.gif tongue.gif


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post Oct 19 2004, 10:32 PM
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Now now Cath, play nice. Why aren't you using that grenade launcher I got you for ....summer?


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post Oct 20 2004, 12:59 AM
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Hmmm. Little Bear and the Smiler... Sounds like a bad seventies sitcom, doesn't it? laugh.gif Welcome, both of you. Have a Moonpie™! Each. (Unwraps moonpies™, and shoves them in Little Bear's and Smilers mouth's). and, Smiler, here's the latest thing from Raven™ labs... the <(Taa Daa!)> Grenade Neutraliser(Pat Pending)! It has to be held within two inches of the grenade, and stops the countdown while in range... Take it away, and the clock starts ticking again, from the moment it was applied. There are only five in existance, at the moment. Quite useful, when Cath is around... However, Cath usually only attacks once, so you should probably pass it along to the next Noob...

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post Nov 16 2004, 05:55 PM
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Bump!

Welcome to All! Noob and Returnee.


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post Nov 20 2004, 07:12 AM
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Heya! to any Noobs I missed... Here! Have an exploding Armadillo! All new stock!


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