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Jonman
post Sep 24 2004, 08:39 AM
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In line with Mr Fuzzy's well researched and factually based reports that Mata eats kittens, I feel that it's about time that other darker aspects of his character come to light as well.

I'll start the ball rolling.

I have incontrovertible evidence that not only was Mata responsible for the murders in London attributed to Jack the Ripper, but also singlehandedly caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, and has also been photographed playing golf using mice in place of golf balls.


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post Sep 24 2004, 03:06 PM
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Mata is really Jonothan Umbago Milongo, son of the demised Nigerian ex-minister for petroleum exports. And he needs your help.


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- Jonman   Start Your Own Rumour About Mata.   Sep 24 2004, 08:39 AM
- - Forever Unknown   Show us this evidence, oh Great One. Mata's ...   Sep 24 2004, 09:02 AM
- - dancing hamster guy   mata made it rain while i was walking to college   Sep 24 2004, 09:06 AM
- - Forever Unknown   Mata is a salesperson for MacDonalds and often get...   Sep 24 2004, 09:19 AM
- - dancing hamster guy   mata rang me up and tried to sell me double glazin...   Sep 24 2004, 09:22 AM
- - smallcuteanddeadly   QUOTE (Mata @ Sep 23 2004, 03:53 PM)Give me b...   Sep 24 2004, 09:32 AM
- - dancing hamster guy   puppies and hamsters   Sep 24 2004, 09:33 AM
|- - smallcuteanddeadly   QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Sep 24 2004, 10:...   Sep 24 2004, 09:42 AM
- - dancing hamster guy   i sure do hope so   Sep 24 2004, 09:47 AM
- - Forever Unknown   But Mata does boil hamsters and sells them to hobo...   Sep 24 2004, 09:54 AM
|- - smallcuteanddeadly   QUOTE (Forever Unknown @ Sep 24 2004, 10:54 A...   Sep 24 2004, 10:05 AM
- - Pixiegoth   If ever a thread was made for Daft it's this o...   Sep 24 2004, 10:05 AM
- - the lil' pie fairy   Someone once said he has an arsenal of small pygmi...   Sep 24 2004, 10:48 AM
- - nordelen   i heard that Mata is often seen wearing a pink sui...   Sep 24 2004, 11:50 AM
|- - Sir_Psycho_Sexy   QUOTE (nordelen @ Sep 24 2004, 12:50 PM)i hea...   Sep 24 2004, 06:27 PM
- - dancing hamster guy   i don't want to be boiled someone help me...   Sep 24 2004, 11:53 AM
|- - Hobbes   Best. Thread. Ever. p.s. Mata is battery-powered   Sep 24 2004, 12:27 PM
|- - Mr Fuzzy   QUOTE (Hobbes @ Sep 24 2004, 01:27 PM)Mata is...   Sep 25 2004, 02:25 AM
- - Forever Unknown   QUOTE Best. Thread. Ever. Agreed. Mata dresses ...   Sep 24 2004, 12:35 PM
|- - Pixiegoth   QUOTE (Forever Unknown @ Sep 24 2004, 12:35 P...   Sep 24 2004, 12:40 PM
- - Mata   *sobs* It's all true... Except for the bit abo...   Sep 24 2004, 12:43 PM
|- - Hobbes   QUOTE (Mata @ Sep 24 2004, 12:43 PM)*sobs* It...   Sep 24 2004, 12:46 PM
- - Jaq   Don't forget the fact that you put sugar in th...   Sep 24 2004, 12:49 PM
- - Forever Unknown   QUOTE *sobs* It's all true... Except for the b...   Sep 24 2004, 12:49 PM
- - Snugglebum the Destroyer   He's really my father and has disowned me beac...   Sep 24 2004, 01:28 PM
- - Spacehappy   Mata was the one that taught me how to kick puppie...   Sep 24 2004, 01:33 PM
- - Forever Unknown   That means he's my father too...   Sep 24 2004, 01:33 PM
|- - Hobbes   QUOTE (Forever Unknown @ Sep 24 2004, 01:33 P...   Sep 24 2004, 07:54 PM
- - Righteous   I once saw videographic evidence of Mata mugging a...   Sep 24 2004, 01:52 PM
- - dancing hamster guy   mata doesn't actually exist it is just a robot...   Sep 24 2004, 01:57 PM
|- - Righteous   QUOTE (dancing hamster guy @ Sep 24 2004, 08:...   Sep 24 2004, 02:03 PM
- - Snugglebum the Destroyer   QUOTE That means he's my father too... I thi...   Sep 24 2004, 02:07 PM
- - LoLo   Mata says he's working on his thesis, but in r...   Sep 24 2004, 02:20 PM
- - sjwt   Herd that someone said to soandso that mata was se...   Sep 24 2004, 02:21 PM
- - Forever Unknown   QUOTE I think he spawned evey single Matazonian......   Sep 24 2004, 02:45 PM
- - Pab   Mata is really Jonothan Umbago Milongo, son of the...   Sep 24 2004, 03:06 PM
- - Righteous   Yes, Pab. All he needs is a deposit of $800 U...   Sep 24 2004, 04:37 PM
- - funked)out_frog   My next door neighbour told me that her son's ...   Sep 24 2004, 05:17 PM
|- - Pab   QUOTE (funked)out_frog @ Sep 24 2004, 07:17 P...   Sep 24 2004, 05:34 PM
- - CommieBastard   Mata told this baby the truth about Santa Claus. ...   Sep 24 2004, 05:43 PM
- - ravein   *Walks in wearing a muumuu and bedroom shoes* The...   Sep 24 2004, 05:57 PM
- - Polocrunch   I heard that Mata told Susie that she was real pre...   Sep 24 2004, 05:57 PM
- - Polocrunch   Mata's name is Ellen at weekends. Yes, that...   Sep 24 2004, 06:34 PM
- - Ashbless   Mata's the one responsible for the absolute go...   Sep 24 2004, 06:54 PM
- - Faerieryn   Mata doesn't make up his animations, they are ...   Sep 24 2004, 07:22 PM
- - Forever Unknown   Mata used to moonlight as Scary Spice. You ever s...   Sep 24 2004, 07:40 PM
- - funked)out_frog   Mata drank the last of the orange juice and put th...   Sep 24 2004, 11:07 PM
- - The.Wheezing.Ghost   J.Lo didn't make the song "Jenny from the...   Sep 25 2004, 12:41 AM
- - Ashbless   Mata's hired sirens to sing subaudibly on the ...   Sep 25 2004, 12:48 AM
- - Polocrunch   Mata once strangled a baby with his bare hands as ...   Sep 25 2004, 01:14 AM
- - Mata   Humpf. Anyone got any nice rumours about me?   Sep 25 2004, 01:48 AM
|- - CommieBastard   QUOTE (Mata @ Sep 25 2004, 02:48 AM)Humpf. An...   Sep 25 2004, 09:16 AM
|- - LoLo   Nevermind this post. I'm being silly. This i...   Sep 25 2004, 02:47 PM
- - sjbbandgeek   Mata clubs baby seals. He also started the War of ...   Sep 25 2004, 02:43 AM
- - IrishGuy   Mata smells of vanilla and cinnamon. And he gives ...   Sep 25 2004, 05:30 AM
|- - MistressAlti   QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Sep 25 2004, 12:30 AM)Mata ...   Sep 25 2004, 06:51 AM
|- - Hobbes   QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Sep 25 2004, 06:51 AM)Q...   Sep 25 2004, 12:56 PM
- - gothictheysay   Technically, according to another Daft thread, tha...   Sep 25 2004, 07:23 AM
- - monkey_called_narth   mata is a communist and brain washes little childr...   Sep 25 2004, 07:42 AM
- - Feyliya   Mata is a *dundunDUN* bloodsucking hermaphroditic ...   Sep 25 2004, 08:36 AM
- - Ashbless   Mata is not actually Mata but another man of the s...   Sep 25 2004, 01:00 PM
- - EvilSpoon   Mata makes the best parrot burgers around, but to ...   Sep 25 2004, 02:18 PM
- - Kurruskita   I know for sure that, before eating the puppies, M...   Sep 25 2004, 03:04 PM
|- - Hobbes   QUOTE (Kurruskita @ Sep 25 2004, 03:04 PM)I w...   Sep 25 2004, 04:16 PM
- - Polocrunch   I heard that Mata's hair isn't really his ...   Sep 25 2004, 05:23 PM
- - Righteous   Mata is actually a clone of Walt Disney.   Sep 25 2004, 07:00 PM
- - Polocrunch   Mata is employed by the Umbrella Corporation to ma...   Sep 25 2004, 07:02 PM
- - Righteous   My friend's cousin's former wife's exb...   Sep 25 2004, 07:04 PM
- - PsychWardMike   Mata's made of candy. And he can fly.   Sep 25 2004, 07:29 PM
|- - Hobbes   Mata is human... . ...no, even I don...   Sep 25 2004, 07:55 PM
- - Fallen Element   Mata once kidnapped one of the Andrex puppies and ...   Sep 25 2004, 08:06 PM
- - PsychWardMike   Mata stole the crown jewels and actually did kill ...   Sep 25 2004, 09:15 PM
|- - Hobbes   Revealingly, Mata's name is an anagram of ...   Sep 25 2004, 09:47 PM
- - Righteous   Mata uses text speak when he poses as UKspecialsau...   Sep 25 2004, 09:58 PM
|- - Hobbes   Mata's made from recycled cans, plastic bottle...   Sep 25 2004, 10:03 PM
- - Faerieryn   Mata invented the microchip (with a little help fr...   Sep 25 2004, 10:04 PM
|- - Hobbes   If you click the right combination of hyperlinks i...   Sep 25 2004, 10:11 PM
- - Righteous   I thought they were criminal justice books that he...   Sep 25 2004, 10:13 PM
|- - Hobbes   QUOTE (Righteous @ Sep 25 2004, 10:13 PM)I th...   Sep 25 2004, 10:18 PM
- - Sir_Psycho_Sexy   Mata came to me rescue once when I was slightly lo...   Sep 25 2004, 10:23 PM
- - Ashbless   Mata has brainwashed quite a few people including ...   Sep 25 2004, 11:23 PM
- - cait   It's a known fact that Mata is in no way affil...   Sep 25 2004, 11:30 PM
- - funked)out_frog   There was a girl who my little sister's best f...   Sep 25 2004, 11:41 PM
|- - cait   QUOTE (funked)out_frog @ Sep 25 2004, 08:41 P...   Sep 25 2004, 11:48 PM
- - Forever Unknown   Mata stole my socks. The one with the cows on them...   Sep 25 2004, 11:53 PM
- - Lord of darness   mata stole the source code for half life to which ...   Sep 26 2004, 12:03 AM
- - eleraama   I'm sure you all knew that Mata is personally ...   Sep 26 2004, 12:25 AM
- - Ashbless   Forever Unknown spotted Mata tending bar in London...   Sep 26 2004, 12:25 AM
- - Forever Unknown   True true true. Apart from the lies.   Sep 26 2004, 12:38 AM
- - Jaq   Mata makes awesome animations and is a font of wis...   Sep 26 2004, 01:21 AM
- - PsychWardMike   Mata s actually Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.   Sep 26 2004, 03:30 AM
|- - Jaq   QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Sep 26 2004, 12:30 PM)...   Sep 26 2004, 03:42 AM
- - Gothymothy girl   Mata likes to dress up in his mothers clothing and...   Sep 26 2004, 03:54 AM
- - PsychWardMike   Mata is actually EVERY famous Britis person ever. ...   Sep 26 2004, 03:59 AM
- - LoLo   Mata pimps out bunnies when he's short on cash...   Sep 26 2004, 05:04 AM
- - funked)out_frog   Lolo, it's so good that you have photograpic e...   Sep 26 2004, 07:27 AM
- - Righteous   Okay, here's a nicer one: On a good day, Mata...   Sep 26 2004, 04:07 PM
|- - Hobbes   Mata's dad makes all the animations.   Sep 26 2004, 05:09 PM
- - Righteous   Upon finding out that I knew of his AIM/text speak...   Sep 26 2004, 06:09 PM
- - Mata   QUOTE (Righteous @ Sep 26 2004, 06:09 PM)Mata...   Sep 26 2004, 07:02 PM
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