 Start Your Own Rumour About Mata., he eats kittens, you know |
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 Aug 12 2005, 04:39 AM
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 Meow!  Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret  |
Mata recently went to the moon to start a silly putty mine...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 12 2005, 07:05 AM
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 Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 139 Joined: 13-July 05 From: Sa.Texas Member No.: 1,891 Gender: Male |
Mata likes to point and laugh at sweet old ladies who have nothing, but pure intentions on making the world a better place to live.
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Aug 12 2005, 12:03 PM
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 Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata buys time shares.
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Aug 12 2005, 12:22 PM
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 Don't do that. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
Mata started global warming and is burning down the Amazon.
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Aug 12 2005, 05:38 PM
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Only posts when he's something to say. Group: Established Members Posts: 71 Joined: 5-August 05 From: Jatopia Member No.: 1,933 Gender: Male |
Mata put all the methane into the Siberian permafrost.
-------------------- The fansite quiz says I am Mr. Snaffleburger. The fansite quiz is easily manipulated.
"How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate that your condition is not permanent. And you're lucky too; red eyes suit so few." -Cheshire Cat, American Mcgee's Alice "Didn't anyone tell them that it's in the darkness that you see the stars?" -Sarah, "Little Goth Girl: Open Mike Night" QUOTE(Witless @ Oct 3 2005, 02:16 AM) My advice, stick to aliens.. they have appendages of all shapes and sizes! Something there for everyone! [right][snapback]315520[/snapback][/right] |
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Aug 12 2005, 06:45 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata loves you less and less
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Aug 12 2005, 07:15 PM
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 Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Aug 12 2005, 06:45 PM) Mata loves you less and less  He's got to get that feeling off his chest! -------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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Aug 12 2005, 08:03 PM
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Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 139 Joined: 13-July 05 From: Sa.Texas Member No.: 1,891 Gender: Male |
Mata's adam's apple sticks out fifteen inches further than his nose.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is life but a death sentence waiting to be completed? |
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Aug 13 2005, 01:45 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata buys jigsaws, removes one piece from each, and then gives them all to charity shops - for some poor unsuspecting fool to buy, but sadly never quite manage to complete.
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Aug 14 2005, 02:44 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata sells Tarnished halos, down on the corner...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 14 2005, 02:58 AM
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 Entomophobic Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male |
Mata will dissolve in a pool of green goo if someone ever pronounces the word "numinous" in front of him. That's why he has repeatedly refused to star in any adaptation of Lovecraft's work.
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Aug 14 2005, 03:31 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata often dines on steamed Monkey brains, which, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, aren't often to be found in washington, DC! (Or London, England, for that matter!).
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 14 2005, 04:15 AM
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 Learn Japanese: おまえしね Group: New Members Posts: 65 Joined: 20-July 05 From: Iowa [a.k.a. "The land of corn"] Member No.: 1,896 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Aug 13 2005, 09:31 PM) Mata often dines on steamed Monkey brains, which, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, aren't often to be found in washington, DC! (Or London, England, for that matter!). He also drinks a very expensive korean (maybe contonese) coffee that is basically cat urine. mmm yummy. --------------------  G O WEST |
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Aug 14 2005, 04:21 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata hasn't a CLUE™ (Or Cluedo™, to you Brits) what I'm on about...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 14 2005, 07:17 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Aug 14 2005, 04:31 AM) Mata often dines on steamed Monkey brains, which, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, aren't often to be found in washington, DC! (Or London, England, for that matter!). Also, Mata isn't shouting. Okay he is shouting. He's SHOUTING he's SHOUTING he's... ~Clue(do)™ Appreciation Society Quote #365 -------------------- |
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Aug 15 2005, 02:47 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Aug 14 2005, 02:17 PM) QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Aug 14 2005, 04:31 AM) Mata often dines on steamed Monkey brains, which, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, aren't often to be found in washington, DC! (Or London, England, for that matter!). Also, Mata isn't shouting. Okay he is shouting. He's SHOUTING he's SHOUTING he's... ~Clue(do)™ Appreciation Society Quote #365 There's an Appreciation society? I'm not worthy! Mata tries too hard... -------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 15 2005, 06:51 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata regards individuals as only one of three things: succulent, salubrious or delectable.
He hasn't decided on you yet... -------------------- |
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Aug 16 2005, 03:42 AM
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Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 139 Joined: 13-July 05 From: Sa.Texas Member No.: 1,891 Gender: Male |
Mata steals high priced lingerie from some store, and then sells it in the black market pretending that they belonged to some famous person.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is life but a death sentence waiting to be completed? |
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Aug 16 2005, 03:49 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata bought Hitler's brain on E-bay... he wanted to use it as wetware for his computer, but found it only had enough intelligence to run eight bit games... Thus proving it was genuine...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 16 2005, 10:11 AM
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Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
Mata bought Hitlers moustache and wears it to old people conventions.
-------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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Aug 17 2005, 04:21 PM
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 Serpents hide behind your eyes Group: Established Members Posts: 373 Joined: 29-May 03 Member No.: 346 |
All your base are belong to Mata.
You have no chance to survive make your time. -------------------- Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is mearly energy condensed through a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, life is only a dream and we are the imaginations of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather. - Bill Hicks |
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Aug 17 2005, 04:25 PM
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Entomophobic Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male |
For great Mata justice, launch every Snaffleburger.
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Aug 17 2005, 04:54 PM
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 ^random image of the day Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
M.A.T.A.
Making Animations To Amuse -------------------- Check it out: Make pocket change just by being online!
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Aug 17 2005, 08:20 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata's got a bone to pick with you
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Aug 18 2005, 06:01 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata has a "bouncing Betty" landmine hidden beneath his welcome mat... the explosion lets him know he's had a visitor...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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