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post Sep 26 2004, 10:14 PM
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post Sep 28 2004, 08:01 PM
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We were just checking out the threads as we do on IRC, and an esteemed friend drew our attention to this one.
From the little dutch we know, and basing our guess on careful character analysis, we have concluded that the little -kurt person has posted a thread that starts with the phrase "you are cock", by which he means male genitalia, not fowl. Now, as much as this appears to be grammatically wrong, it is still puerile and trying to be obscene.

Ermmm ... do we want this? methinks not ....

I'm calling the 'Mature audience' card, and he aint it. We have scraped the bottom of the barrel a few times lately. 'Mature' ... where is 'mature'?


-kurt: Uw hersenen zijn shit, vriend. doe meer volwassen, Kut jong


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- -Kurt   Ik Ben Toilet Papier   Sep 26 2004, 10:14 PM
- - gothictheysay   Isn't it "Ich bin Toilette Papier"?   Sep 27 2004, 12:02 AM
- - Greeneyes   QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Sep 27 2004, 12:02 AM)...   Sep 27 2004, 06:40 AM
- - MrTeapot   Ik ben een Nederlander. Ik ook?   Sep 27 2004, 09:49 AM
|- - -Kurt   QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Sep 27 2004, 09:49 AM)Ik be...   Sep 27 2004, 01:00 PM
- - Pab   We were just checking out the threads as we do on ...   Sep 28 2004, 08:01 PM
- - CommieBastard   This thread has been brought to my attention. Ins...   Sep 29 2004, 11:43 AM
|- - -Kurt   QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Sep 29 2004, 11:43 AM)...   Sep 29 2004, 03:54 PM
- - Snugglebum the Destroyer   QUOTE STFU May I present the best way to make fr...   Sep 29 2004, 03:55 PM
- - smallcuteanddeadly   -Kurt, go play with someone your own age. We'r...   Sep 29 2004, 04:12 PM
- - Cath   QUOTE (-Kurt @ Sep 29 2004, 04:54 PM)STF...   Sep 29 2004, 05:30 PM
- - spiffilicious05   oh my   Sep 29 2004, 11:57 PM
- - Sir_Psycho_Sexy   NOOO!!! *beats -kurt with a stick with...   Sep 30 2004, 12:45 PM
|- - -Kurt   QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Sep 30 2004, 12:45 P...   Oct 10 2004, 02:41 PM
- - Cath   Fair enough cause your not round here just a bit a...   Oct 10 2004, 04:04 PM
- - JimiJimi   QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Sep 29 2004, 12:43 PM)...   Oct 12 2004, 05:39 PM
- - Greeneyes   QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Oct 12 2004, 05:39 PM)I don...   Oct 12 2004, 06:05 PM
- - Sharazad   ik ben toilet papier het klinkt een beetje vreemd...   Jan 1 2011, 01:31 PM
- - Mata   Ha! Ik was vergeten dis gesprekt Het is heel ...   Jan 1 2011, 07:29 PM
|- - Sharazad   QUOTE (Mata @ Jan 1 2011, 08:29 PM) Ha...   Jan 1 2011, 09:55 PM
- - Mata   Het is niet een boekje; het is een boek. Warom is...   Jan 2 2011, 01:04 PM
|- - Sharazad   QUOTE (Mata @ Jan 2 2011, 02:04 PM) Het i...   Jan 2 2011, 01:12 PM
- - Mata   Ja, ik heb een of twee boekjes. Ze zijn vrij saai...   Jan 3 2011, 10:57 AM
- - Sharazad   kwaii? I really have no idea what that is. btw do ...   Jan 3 2011, 03:47 PM
- - Mata   Sorry, ik wil 'kawaii' typen. (Ik denk ...   Jan 6 2011, 02:54 PM
|- - MataTeachesMeLudology   QUOTE (Mata @ Jan 6 2011, 03:54 PM) Sorry...   Jan 8 2011, 12:45 AM
- - Mata   Hmm... Ik heb Nederlands leren voor zeven maanden,...   Jan 9 2011, 08:57 PM
|- - MataTeachesMeLudology   QUOTE (Mata @ Jan 9 2011, 09:57 PM) Hmm.....   Jan 9 2011, 11:12 PM
- - Sharazad   MataTeachesMeLudology is absolutely right. besides...   Jan 10 2011, 10:48 AM
|- - MataTeachesMeLudology   QUOTE (Sharazad @ Jan 10 2011, 11:48 AM) ...   Jan 10 2011, 08:52 PM
|- - Sharazad   tommorow another presentation for you mister teach...   Jan 10 2011, 09:46 PM
|- - MataTeachesMeLudology   QUOTE (Sharazad @ Jan 10 2011, 10:46 PM) ...   Jan 11 2011, 10:26 PM
- - Sharazad   waarom de rare mystery? ja ik vind het erg leuk:) ...   Jan 12 2011, 11:33 PM
- - MataTeachesMeLudology   Today Mata mentioned my existence on the forum in ...   Feb 17 2011, 09:44 PM
- - Sharazad   Why don't you just come up to me and talk I p...   Feb 18 2011, 09:01 AM
|- - MataTeachesMeLudology   QUOTE (Sharazad @ Feb 18 2011, 10:01 AM) ...   Feb 19 2011, 09:55 PM
- - Sharazad   To be honest with you, I reaally do not care who ...   Feb 20 2011, 02:49 PM
|- - MataTeachesMeLudology   QUOTE (Sharazad @ Feb 20 2011, 03:49 PM) ...   Feb 20 2011, 04:39 PM
- - Sharazad   Hey, je hebt alle kans nog om de impressies die j...   Feb 20 2011, 04:46 PM
- - Phantom   Ik ben toilet papier, voor iedereen die Nederlands...   Mar 27 2011, 03:45 AM
- - Mata   Ik hep geen tijd voor Nederlands leren nu, maar ik...   May 8 2011, 02:40 PM
|- - Phantom   QUOTE (Mata @ May 8 2011, 04:40 PM) Ik he...   May 9 2011, 05:23 PM
- - Mata   Bedankt, ik zal dat onthouden.   May 9 2011, 08:18 PM
- - Mata   Okay, so here's me attempting to say 'I ne...   May 23 2011, 08:51 AM
|- - Phantom   QUOTE (Mata @ May 23 2011, 10:51 AM) Okay...   Jun 3 2011, 02:39 PM
- - Mata   Ah, that's interesting. I have been learning i...   Jun 3 2011, 09:46 PM
|- - Phantom   QUOTE (Mata @ Jun 3 2011, 11:46 PM) Ah, t...   Jun 6 2011, 01:30 PM
- - Professor Mata Van Giggly Toes P   I once asked for a beer in a bar and they didn...   Jun 13 2011, 12:52 PM
|- - Phantom   QUOTE (Professor Mata Van Giggly Toes P @ Jun...   Jun 13 2011, 08:32 PM
- - Professor Mata Van Giggly Toes P   [Turn around], altijd nu en dan ik hep een betje [...   Jun 14 2011, 02:00 PM
|- - Hobbesnail Boots   QUOTE (Professor Mata Van Giggly Toes P @ Jun...   Jun 14 2011, 05:42 PM
|- - BigMistake   QUOTE (Professor Mata Van Giggly Toes P @ Jun...   Sep 24 2011, 01:46 PM
- - Phantom   Ha! that song! I did that one with a class...   Jun 15 2011, 05:25 PM
- - Professor Mata Van Giggly Toes P   I'd translate that as: Turn you on, so now an...   Jun 16 2011, 12:56 PM
|- - Phantom   QUOTE (Professor Mata Van Giggly Toes P @ Jun...   Jun 20 2011, 09:07 PM
- - Professor Mata Van Giggly Toes P   That's not with Google translate, that's j...   Jun 25 2011, 10:54 AM
- - Mata   It is not so much an ear worm as an ear python. Yo...   Sep 27 2011, 09:29 AM
- - BigMistake   You almost got that right. The "ook" sho...   Sep 27 2011, 11:50 AM
- - Mata   Ik denk dat erste, maar ik vroegen zich af het kun...   Sep 27 2011, 04:55 PM
|- - BigMistake   QUOTE (Mata @ Sep 27 2011, 06:55 PM) Ik d...   Sep 27 2011, 06:12 PM
- - Phantom   Hoe gaat het nu met je Nederlands Mata? Heb je al ...   Oct 17 2011, 12:58 AM
- - Mata   Ik leer Nederlands heel langzaam Ik kan een betje...   Oct 18 2011, 07:18 PM
- - Phantom   Goed om te horen, laat me weten als je aan het boe...   Oct 22 2011, 04:15 AM

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