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Riss
post Oct 2 2004, 07:45 AM
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Heyo.

My name is Marissa, but I hate that name, so I typically introduce myself as Riss. I have told you all my terrible secret in the hopes that you will warm up to me faster...how can you not love someone who trusts you so?!

Anyway, I'm nineteen. I like draw and write, though I'm not claiming to be any good at either of those things. tongue.gif I made my avatar and signature myself. I also enjoy reading, rpg's, cute stuff, online flash animations, webcomics, and various other things that probably don't matter because this is getting pretty long.

I hope to get to know many of you better and make posts on the forums that amuse/intrigue/don't suck.


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Greeneyes
post Oct 2 2004, 12:01 PM
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I'm new to this 'greeting people' lark, so forgive me if this post sucks.
Welcome to the forums. People will soon be along with food/weaponry to 'greet' you properly. erm, also hello, and, err..enjoy your stay.


I think I got that right. ph34r.gif

Edit: Nice pictures by the way, kinda creepy.

I knew I forgot something...


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post Oct 2 2004, 04:00 PM
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Whoo! Another noob smile.gif and just as I've got my net connection back too...what timing.

*welcomes Riss welcomingly*

*duct tapes Riss to the ceiling and strolls off*

Don't worry, the others will be along to feed you up shortly and the tape will break. Don't worry 'bout getting fat from all their "gifts"...its all metaphorical - but if you want the full explanation you have to come on IRC and personally :-p .


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post Oct 2 2004, 04:33 PM
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velcome to ze forums!

Enjoy your stay, there is no exit now sorry.

Don't spam it won't get you anywhere! Stay cool, have some ice cream *splats you with ice cream using a catapult* enjoy!

oooh and I love your avatar pic! So cute! happy.gif


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the lil' pie...
post Oct 3 2004, 01:03 AM
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Have some pie too *gives pie*

*stumbles*

Sorry! Just got back from a big night out. I'm not checking the spelling of things, so I hope it's all ok smile.gif Welcome to the greatness.


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Ashbless
post Oct 3 2004, 03:38 AM
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*slides in on a snowboard with a golf bag over her shoulder*

Hi. Welcome to Matazone.

*Hands you an ice cream cone*
Enjoy.

Like the artwork. You should post up more in Creations.

*Picks up snowboard onto other shoulder and wanders out.*


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post Oct 3 2004, 06:23 PM
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Hi, don't bother me or touch my coffee and we'll be fine.

It helps if you like Capcom, too.


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post Oct 6 2004, 08:32 PM
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Hello! I'm new too. smile.gif

What's with the tape and cookies?


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post Oct 6 2004, 10:39 PM
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It's an important newbie greeting ritual wrapped in mysterious and arcane traditions. Everyone can remember that there is a reason why, they can just never remember what the reason is.

*tapes exceptional1709 to the ceiling*

Welcome to the forums, the others will be along shortly with nummy treats: cookies, pie, grenades and other nice things.


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post Oct 7 2004, 03:01 AM
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Hi. Welcome to Matazone. biggrin.gif

*hands up a beverage and a cookie*

Enjoy your time here.


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post Oct 7 2004, 05:47 AM
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QUOTE (Ashbless @ Oct 2 2004, 09:38 PM)
*slides in on a snowboard with a golf bag over her shoulder*

Hi. Welcome to Matazone.

*Hands you an ice cream cone*
Enjoy.

Like the artwork. You should post up more in Creations.

*Picks up snowboard onto other shoulder and wanders out.*
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<Pokes big furry head out of the Golf Bag>

Well, isn't that just typical, you go wondering out every time I want to say hello, Ash. My what a poor caddy.

Oh, well. Looks like I'll have to do this the hard way.

<ducks back into the golf bag>

*Ka-CHUNK!* <A huge banana cream pie comes sailing out of the open top of the bag, splatting the Noob on the cieling>

<pokes headout again to see how good the shot was>

Oops! Sorry. I forgot to tell you to open wide. Welcome to Matazone. tongue.gif


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post Oct 7 2004, 05:54 AM
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<Pokes his head out of the DGB>

Another Noob on the cieling, eh? ... oh, yeah-uhm-Open wide!

<Ducks back in>

*ka-CHUNK!* <Another huge banana cream pie exits the open top of the golf bag at supersonic velocity>

*SPLAT!*

<Looks out of the bag over Ashbless' shoulder again>

Well... I'm getting better. At least this time I got it closer to his mouth.

Welcome to Mata tongue.gif


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post Oct 8 2004, 03:48 PM
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QUOTE
At least this time I got it closer to his mouth.


Um... if you were aiming for me, I'm actually a girl. Never mind, never mind...

*looks around* Mmm, are there any more cookies?


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Sir Psycho Sexy
post Oct 11 2004, 06:36 PM
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....wouldn't guppy's prefer fish food? *sprinkles fish food in the n00b bowl*


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Oct 13 2004, 02:10 AM
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Meow!
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Hey, Riss! I see I'm a bit late for the festivities, byt, here, have a Moonpie™... (hands over moonpie™) And, so the southern experience is complete... (produces Royal Crown cola, hands it over) sorry, no gunracks... we don't beleive in guns, here... laugh.gif

Okay... obligatory redneck references are over... I love Moonpies™, but prefer Cherry Coke to RC... And this is a no-red-neck zone...

Sorry for the SPAM, but I'm running out of new ways to greet Noobs... Too bloody many, lately... laugh.gif Here, Have another MoonPie™... and, really, welcome...


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Oct 13 2004, 02:13 AM
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QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Oct 11 2004, 02:36 PM)
....wouldn't guppy's prefer fish food? *sprinkles fish food in the n00b bowl*
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Actually, When I was a guppy, I would have prefered Phish Phood... laugh.gif


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