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El Nino
post Oct 6 2004, 05:02 PM
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Okay I read an odd little magazine (Bizarre) and I sent a letter to them about where I used to work which went something along the lines of "they say when hell freezes over and hell is is place on earth well it is and it has and its a freezer warehouse in frimley I should know I worked there for years" and they actually printed it (issue 72) so when I got kicked out I thought to myself that I've just got kicked out of hell and survived owzatt.


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post Oct 6 2004, 05:30 PM
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What in God's name are you talking about?


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post Oct 6 2004, 09:05 PM
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QUOTE (Because I can @ Oct 6 2004, 05:02 PM)
Okay I read an odd little magazine (Bizarre) and I sent a letter to them... and they actually printed it
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Was it heavily edited?

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Ashbless
post Oct 7 2004, 03:14 AM
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Oi Moop! I've got this one. evil.gif laugh.gif

*Duct tapes 'Because I can' to the ceiling.*

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On a more relevant note, that's cool that you've been published somewhere. Was it in the letter's section or in an article?


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post Oct 7 2004, 10:48 AM
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to Hobbes no it wasn't heavily edited because the magazine is just like that and to Ashbless I don't know whether being duct taped to the ceiling is a good thing or not and it was in the letters section but to the both of you thanks for the welcome


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Please try to remember, when reading my posts, that I've probably not watched the same films & tv shows as you. I try not to watch music vids & I've also probably not even heard about them from other people. Man to woman "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!"/She's all lips & hips, she knows how to use them to make you flip//Liquor store & gun store, next to one another, with only one purpose, so you all kill each other,//Member of the pro cath association // Froggys' sugar-e-daddy//You can't spell politics without tics/[b]/Note to self: Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations = human stupidity.Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the females (not shemales).
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post Oct 7 2004, 02:45 PM
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Being duct-taped to the ceiling is pretty much the standard welcome. Unless you happen to introduce yourself in the issues forum in a less-than-intelligent way. Then the standard is light flaming with swift rebuttals of your every comment. tongue.gif Welcome and hope you like the forums!


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post Oct 7 2004, 04:30 PM
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hey I've just been reading the "origins"? of the sticking noobs to the ceiling with duct tape and they used to get cake & pie when they got stuck up there when that happenned. I like cakes & pie as much as anybody else.


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post Oct 7 2004, 04:49 PM
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ahh well you see you need to introduce yourself properly in the introductions forum to get the cakes tongue.gif


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post Oct 7 2004, 05:00 PM
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I got taped to the ceiling and got a cookie smile.gif Yum...

*munching sounds*

Where were you reading the origins of this strange custom, "Because I can"? I'd like to know too!


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post Oct 8 2004, 10:46 AM
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Well that's why I put quotes around origins and followed it with a question mark because there didn't seem to be an explanation that I could find. I guess it just sort of happenned, I got a cake and a really large cookie after introducing myself in the right place though, which was nice


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Please try to remember, when reading my posts, that I've probably not watched the same films & tv shows as you. I try not to watch music vids & I've also probably not even heard about them from other people. Man to woman "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!"/She's all lips & hips, she knows how to use them to make you flip//Liquor store & gun store, next to one another, with only one purpose, so you all kill each other,//Member of the pro cath association // Froggys' sugar-e-daddy//You can't spell politics without tics/[b]/Note to self: Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations = human stupidity.Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the females (not shemales).
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post Oct 8 2004, 12:33 PM
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I went untaped. I think it warped my development.


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post Oct 8 2004, 01:40 PM
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I went without a taping as well. Ha ha!


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El Nino
post Oct 8 2004, 04:37 PM
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Well Ashbless this is your lucky day cause I built a time machine, went back to when you first joined taking a nice large roll of duct tape with me and taped you to the ceiling myself. Hope that helped


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Please try to remember, when reading my posts, that I've probably not watched the same films & tv shows as you. I try not to watch music vids & I've also probably not even heard about them from other people. Man to woman "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!"/She's all lips & hips, she knows how to use them to make you flip//Liquor store & gun store, next to one another, with only one purpose, so you all kill each other,//Member of the pro cath association // Froggys' sugar-e-daddy//You can't spell politics without tics/[b]/Note to self: Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations = human stupidity.Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the females (not shemales).
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post Oct 8 2004, 07:27 PM
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At least I'm close to the furniture I taped up there in my welcome post.

*Slips out handy swiss army knife thingy and cuts herself loose*

wink.gif Need room on the ceiling for the Noobs. Would you believe we ran out of space for a while? blink.gif It was terrible *shakes head sadly* simply terrible.


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El Nino
post Oct 11 2004, 12:34 PM
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Wot no noo noobs that does sound terrible but at least you mustve saved some money on cookies, cakes and pies, etc


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Ashbless
post Oct 11 2004, 05:58 PM
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I'm pretty sure goodies were given out but Noobs started to be taped to random walls and pillars. Not so pretty.


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