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Wyvern
post Oct 7 2004, 07:47 PM
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Anyone available to lend a hand I appear to be lost here, not done this before and oh boy can you tell!


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post Oct 7 2004, 07:48 PM
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Welcome to Matazone.

*hands you a beverage and a cookie*

What did you want to know?


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Cath Sparrow
post Oct 7 2004, 07:50 PM
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See wasn't to difficult!

Right you lot be nice she's my friend!
*me sticks granade to Wyvern and legs it!* evil.gif


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Wyvern
post Oct 7 2004, 07:53 PM
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QUOTE (Ashbless @ Oct 7 2004, 07:48 PM)
Welcome to Matazone.

*hands you a beverage and a cookie*

What did you want to know?
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Anything anywhere would be good although lost appears to be entertaining enough I think. oh yeah I can hear Cath laughing from here... evil!
now directions to anywhere please eep!


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Wyvern
post Oct 7 2004, 07:54 PM
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QUOTE (Cath @ Oct 7 2004, 07:50 PM)
See wasn't to difficult!

Right you lot be nice she's my friend!
*me sticks granade to Wyvern and legs it!*  evil.gif
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Just you wait Cath I will get unlost and then your for it!


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vicrawr
post Oct 7 2004, 07:56 PM
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I've been told that you bite. So, here I am. I'd like my bite now!
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mooooooooooopo
post Oct 7 2004, 07:59 PM
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Hey Wyvern, welcome to the forums.

*puts on bite proof gloves*

*tapes Wyvern firmly to the ceiling*

Enjoy the forums - trust me, its better to be lost in this place.

*wanders off*


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snooodlysnoosnoo...
post Oct 7 2004, 08:00 PM
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dream to make believe
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*hands Erin a map*

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Wyvern
post Oct 7 2004, 08:01 PM
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Hmm... biting is reserved for special occaisions you have to earn it...mostly. Who snitched and told you I bite anyway? besides the teeth are very small and dont work to well over the ether.


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Cath Sparrow
post Oct 7 2004, 08:02 PM
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You here evil laughter coming through the door way. evil.gif


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Wyvern
post Oct 7 2004, 08:02 PM
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Is the duct tape compulsary or will masking tape in vast quantities do?


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mooooooooooopo
post Oct 7 2004, 08:13 PM
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Duct tape is compulsary I'm afraid. Anyone who has been here for a while will tell you we stopped using masking tape after the great newb avalanche of '04 and moved to something stronger.

A few poor souls are still in therapy after the horrors of that day!


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Pab
post Oct 7 2004, 08:16 PM
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Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly
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Hi Wyvern. I can adopt you if you like ... Then we can share stories of blood and cruelty about Cath ...

hmmm


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Ashbless
post Oct 7 2004, 08:16 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point
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The duct taping of the Noob is a solemn tradition, much steeped in mysterious origins.

Just wander about and read the bit that says "Read this."

We're a fairly friendly bunch.


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the lil' pie...
post Oct 8 2004, 09:12 AM
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And we'll always feed you well smile.gif *hands up a large pie*


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Wyvern
post Oct 12 2004, 07:00 PM
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QUOTE (Pab @ Oct 7 2004, 08:16 PM)
Hi Wyvern. I can adopt you if you like ... Then we can share stories of blood and cruelty about Cath ...

hmmm
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Greetings excuse my falling out of the site killed my machine but appear to have wondered back following the duct tape helped!
You have stories of cath being cruel I thought that was a closely guarded secret, methinks she is sneakier than I thought but then hey I wouldnt be here without her manipulations tee hee... If you really want to adopt me Im still meandering around here somewhere....Fantastic view from this ceiling but how long befor someone lets me down Im starting to get a little queasy and I havent bitten anything for ages!


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Wyvern
post Oct 12 2004, 07:04 PM
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QUOTE (moop @ Oct 7 2004, 08:13 PM)
Duct tape is compulsary I'm afraid. Anyone who has been here for a while will tell you we stopped using masking tape after the great newb avalanche of '04 and moved to something stronger.

A few poor souls are still in therapy after the horrors of that day!
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Ok am now avoiding masking tape forever just in case...I accept that duct tape is a must but when do I get to come down Im a bit too small to fall off without assistance could I at least have room to wiggle starting to seize up its been a while...cant feel my toes and I really need to bite something....please?
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Ashbless
post Oct 12 2004, 07:18 PM
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The food that assorted members pass up or accumulated posts will break the tape. wink.gif

If you're keen to be adopted by Pab then you send him a PM to that effect. If it's agreeable to both then you add his name to your signature. You can then PM him silly questions until the cows come home. biggrin.gif

You can also ask anybody else. Can't guarantee they'll know the right answer but you might get some amusing/interesting replies.

*Hands up another cookie, being careful of getting her fingers bit. *


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post Oct 12 2004, 07:51 PM
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Thanks I shall attempt that one eventually it should arrive..I hope! Cookies are great but the crumbs certainly accumulate anyone got one of those mini hoover things? I suppose though if I hoard the crumbs I'll get heavier faster and can view this place from ground level and then to explore...Or I could stay up here and snooze a while hmm possibilities....


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post Oct 12 2004, 08:28 PM
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How much do we have to post before we can come down from here? unsure.gif
It's just getting a bit... sticky...


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post Oct 12 2004, 08:34 PM
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QUOTE (exceptional1709 @ Oct 12 2004, 08:28 PM)
How much do we have to post before we can come down from here?  unsure.gif
It's just getting a bit... sticky...
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Good question we could yell for help but methinks they'd just laugh if we fall now we stick to the floor eep!


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post Oct 13 2004, 12:01 AM
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If you'll note, Wyvern and Exceptional, you've both reached members which make you way to post heavy for the duct tape.

*Two distinct THUMPS are heard*

Like Glinda the Good said (sorta) you always had the power to go - you just needed to believe.
Run amok, my fellow posters, run amok. laugh.gif


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post Oct 13 2004, 01:01 AM
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(wanders in, with bucket of water...)
Another grenade? Talk about one track minds!
Here, let me help you with that... (Applies solvent to grenade, which falls into bucket of water... Quoth sets bucket outside door...)...
There ya go! have a Moonpie™ (Hands over Moonpie™) Have a good 'un.
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post Oct 13 2004, 06:59 PM
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QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Oct 13 2004, 02:01 AM)
(wanders in, with bucket of water...)
Another grenade?  Talk about one track minds!
Here, let me help you with that... (Applies solvent to grenade, which falls into bucket of water... Quoth sets bucket outside door...)...
There ya go! have a Moonpie™ (Hands over Moonpie™) Have a good 'un. 
(Wanders off, whistling 'Freebird').
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I wouldn't worry about her she know how to deal with me and she'll get she own back some time in the very near future!!! dry.gif


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Wyvern
post Oct 13 2004, 09:56 PM
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I wouldn't worry about her she know how to deal with me and she'll get she own back some time in the very near future!!! dry.gif
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Oh most definately my dear especially now Im right ways up if a little rounder than before, now hang on while I spruce up a bit

* retrieves Quoth's bucket splashes around abit, drying face and grenade on trouser leg (carefully)*
I believe this belongs to you...now next I believe...
*rummages around for Pabs list of instructions*
...I attach this securely to your person
*beats rapid retreat yelling*
BE NICE TO PAB OF THE ICE MACHINE EATS LEAD!!!......Hmm....TeeHee!


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