Donuts!

I love donuts. There is literally nothing better than a donut. Donuts should rule the world!!!
If you don't know what a donut is, you must live in a third-world country (but then, why do you have internet?!?!)
Here's another question: do you like donut holes?

Fancy Hat

My thoughts won't think.

Well now, I've reached the brink.
Go help yourself to my brain pudding.
I hear it's chocolate.
And in it, the world will sink.

And everyone will drown.

We know it was inevitable.
The end was looming near anyway.
People, this is our Justice Day.
So try not to trip on the TV cable.

The media won't like that, no.
The news would stop and the press won't run.
It would ruin all our endless "fun"
And the New Age won't know where to go.

I don't care.
The nukes can blow,
And I won't care.

Because what's it worth?

Heck, someday the sun'll explode
And our earth's core will soon implode.
I don't know the secret code.

I'll saw off Florida.
And split up Michigan
I've got a gun
And a fancy hat
So get out of my way
I can do that.

Things are all my fault.

I think I caused Global Warming.
I think I caused the War
I don't know my thoughts at all.
They let me climb the mountain high,
And I broke my neck at the fall.

What's Wrong With Alice?

There is certainly something wrong with Alice from Alice in Wonderland. The caterpillar smokes a bong-like thing, and mushrooms make her taller or shorter. I've found all sorts of weird stuff like that.


What do you think is wrong with Alice?


(And if you know of some other "harmless" characters that are questionable, tell about them too.)

Two

I wish I live under a hill.
With faeries and pretty unicorns!
And flowers and hippopotomi,
To an elf I will be sworn.

I wish to rule the world!
Only me, and gothymothy,
whahahahahahahahahahaha
You will all die!

It is sad that Laine cannot rhyme,
Or keep her poetry in time to mine,
I hate her, and her incubi,
Which is a demon, if you wonder why.

Yes, yes, the demons.
They are my bestest friends.
Your hill with retarded unicorns will be struck down first!

Nooooooooooooooooooo!
I love the faerie people under the hill!
I swear I will force myself out of your will!
And I really wish my name is Jill.
If I had a knife, it is you I will kill!

Well, good for you.

Daft Topic

This is a topic that goes absolutely nowhere. So I will start by saying something comepletely [SIZE=7]Daft [SIZE=1]. How do you feel about [SIZE=7]keyboards[SIZE=1]. Why are they so fricken' retarded? Why do we have to go through a whole training course just so that we can write a Word document?