The Snogging Scale

The Snogging Scale is as follows (I stole from the book Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal snogging)

(1) holding hands
(2) arm around
(3) goodnight kiss
(4) kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath
(5) open mouthed kissing
(6) Full frontal snogging (Kissing with all the trimming)
(7) upper body fondling (in public)
(8) upper body fondling (indoors)
(9) below the waist activity
(10) The Full Monty.

I was just curious, I've made it to number two myself. Never been kissed.

"gilligan"

The story

I'm sure at least some of you have heard of the eighteen year old who killed his parents and uncle at their cabin house in Wisconsin. Yes, well I knew him, or my dad and uncle did. He constantly went to my dad and uncle's comedy Club, and was known to us as gilligan because he always wore a floppy hat, and hawian shirts. And so then we found out that he's responsible for murder.... It's just....weird. He's been our regular there for over a year.

Why Logicman Left

This is Logicman, communicating through The.Wheezing.Ghost. I didn't have any time to explain my abrupt departure from the forum. The reason I left is because, plain and simple, there is too much animosity. Especially from Debaser and his cronies. I do not want to spend my time in a place where I am not welcome. Believe it or not, all this stemmed from an argument and SOME people are too childish to let things go. So I left. Probably for good. Anyone who wishes to talk with me WITHOUT any immature behavior can IM me at either Logicmanhero (AIM) or logicmn6 (YIM). And Debaser, I'm still willing to talk all this out and settle the whole damn conflict.

Quotes From My Classmates.

These are some quotes my classmates said today, This is the gifted class might I add.

Ofelia: Oh my god! What climate do we live in? Tropics?
Me: Your asking if we live in the tropics?!
Ofelia: Well, when it's hot
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Me: Do you ever pay attention in social studies?
Ofelia: No, I talk to Steve all the time. He'll call me a b*tch and I'll call him a wh**e
then he'll call me a b*tch again and I'll call him a wh**e again.

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Candice: Whats moronic mean?
Me: (sarcastic) it means smart
Candice: Really? I'm moronic! I'm moronic!
Me: (laughs) It means stupid. Moronic, Moron, see the similarities?
Candice: OH! I get it moron, moronic. They rhyme.

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Candice: (holding up some crayons) and god said let Candice have colors

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Candice: (when she says this she means a fortune teller, crystal ball) My aunt goes to the lady with the balls.

Talk Like A Pirate Day Site

International talk like a pirate day is coming upon us and we need to be prepared. I found this link on Youthink.com, and found it to be pretty useful. If you go to Arrr then it has some pirate words and pick up lines.

talklikeapirate.com