ok, it was my dad's partner's birthday today, and being the dunce that i am, i have COMPLETELY FORGOT. also, because my brain is half dead, i can't think of a decent present...

so, anyone? anything completely and utterly tacky is good...

Tacky? Tacky, you say?

http://www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=fire...n=cat&id=kitsch

mmmm, kitsch.

Try warmin up a plastic fork a bit... that'll make it nice an tacky...

What?

ooh, thinking putty...

next day delivery?

is your dad straight or gay? sorry to ask...just because you said partner i didnt know and males and females sometimes like different things.

my dad's gay...sorry, it's just how i refer to it...

ok, maybe you could get him some article of clothing? a tie?

glue two plastic sporks to a rock and tell him its a helicopter

mmmm, sporks...

and as for clothing, i have no idea. i guess i could get him a shoe or something.