will someone please tape me to the ceiling and throw pies at me?
(i like to follow tradition)and im also up for adoption, if anyones interested.

You're allready beyond Noob taping stage. Too post heavy. But someone may still be keen to adopt you. As for goodies.

*pulls a hidden lever causing a small ice cream avalanche*

There you go.


Welcome to Matazone.

Yey another too heavy almost noob greetings!
HAve a Cath tracking bug and a grenade they may not be edible but its wise to keep them close.
*Rummages around in pockets*
Hang on Iv a few cookie remnants if you're really hungry or absynthe which ever you prefer? Mixing the two may be a little hazadous though

Im pretty new too but if you have questions cool gives extra ways for me to lose myself around here but always, always ambush Cath!!!

HEHE......

*(wanders in)*
Hey there! Have a Moonpie™ and a Cherry Coke™... Or Maybe You'd prefer an RC™ cola? (Oi. I should get paid for all this advertising...).
Watch out for Cath and Grenades!
*(Wanders out, whistling It's a small world after all...)*

aw tanks guys. while were on the topic of advertising.............badgers!!!!!

Well, you know what they say... Absynthe makes the heart grow Fonder... or is that, Yonder? Hello? Is this an audience or an oil painting? (Slinks ashamedly out of room...)

Don't go have plenty to go round beside if kites muttering about badgers he's been having a crafty swig already. We may need to stand by and assist if the badgers start gaining in 'real'ness we cant leave him to them, we just got to watch! hehe


(oh how this noob will suffer )

(Wanders back in)
Hi! is that a badger in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
(Hurriedly leaves, before showers of Rotten fruit begin...)