Well, long time members of this board may have noticed my fondness for those terribly written emails from Africa that claim to be from the very rich vitims of civil war (or something like that). You've never really read one until you;ve seen it in the light of Shakespearean tragedy, as performed by this chap:
http://www.zefrank.com/request/index_better.html
Oh, did I mention that my name is really Doctor Stefan Mugambu, son of the late President Magambu who tragically died in the miliatry coup?