For Hamsters to use is what I meant.

and cheese can be used to feed my mooses

Christmas Lights

Christmas Lights.

For tying up a prisoner in the dark so you can find them again



Cuddly Bagpuss toy

kindling for a fire

gloves

Cut them up and fashion them into a functional pair of underpants for a hamster.

Backpack

sleeping back for baby pandas

grenades

exciting Christmas tree decorations

printer cartridges

water bombs for the new generation? owwww

cabbage

Collect lots of them, and use them as some sort of trampoline. Only with less bounce. Yes....

Tennis Ball?

cut them in half and turn them into small boats for ants

nets

cut them up, and you have string!

excess cables

Climbing gear for very small creatures.

Very small rocks

To use in very small catapults

Compact Flash memory cards

Wireless networking by strapping them to carrier pidgeons.

(Oops, it's already been done: http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1149.html.)

Out of date calendars.

Keep them for 20 years and use again

Pens

Spinning missiles to flick at teachers...

CDs

shiney christmas ornaments

plush donkeys

To Love them.

Christmas baubles (sorry if it has already been done)

fasoinable earings.

snow

Temper coolant (toss it down the collar of an angry person)

Fruitcake

To throw it at somebody's face
Cellotape

Removing all hair from a furry creature!

A furry creature

Portable cuddly massage

wireless mouse and keyboard

Very slowly cooking enemies... It's all about the microwaves.

A tin of golden syrup.

Burglar Trap

Empty Jar

extra air supply

pea soup

Tastey (or not) shampoo

Emoticons

to be printed out and used as functional masks!

plushies

can be cut apart if you need extra fluff for you pillow. unless it's cute.

toe nails.

shingles for a really tiny house...

Burnt out TVs

knock the screen out and use it as a box.

socks

sleeping bags for small fluffy creatures

mobile phone

Projectile for beaning mean people with.

fuzzy dice

Hamsters maybe?

Possibly

Better ask DHG if he sleeps in a sock...

a clean sock, hopefully

Projectiles for beaning semi annoying people with...

AOL trial disks

Firstly I am sorry to disapoint you but I do not sleep in a sock!

aol disks can be used for large novelty ear rings

sweet wrappers

Hmm, pinky red ones can be used for making rose tinted spectacles and the others lenses to suit every mood!

Empty fountain pen cartridges.

Ooo... when you cut them in half then there's a little ball inside and so you can make a game where you throw the ball from one little half to the next!!!

windows

A double sided, wipe clean Noughts and Crosses board useful if your opponent is outside and you're all snug indoors!


Olive stones

Olive stones


Very painful bullets.



High heeled shoe (only one)

Vampire Stake (have you seen stilettos? They're quite pointy!)

Empty Snapple Bottle

I have also found that they make really cheap replacements for gauged piercings and if you cut them so they are the width of the pierced skin you can put smaller earings in when your mom wonders why you have such big holes in your ears and that you are mutilating yourself blah blah blah as well as other family members.

An empty Snapple bottle can be used as a vase, I have one in fact. (My nickname used to be Snapple in fact... <--spam)

Used tea bags

To be used as tiny (and fragrant) pillows in hampster prisons across Canada and Skegness.
_________

Digital Cameras

run around and use the flash to blind people

broken glasses

Put a lens on a chain and you can call yourself "The Inspector of all Stuff"

Strawberry Jam

Fake Blood

Screws

Turn them upside down so that they don't fall over too easy and you have mini skittles!

Tape measures (the ones that are just material.. not the type with that random pulling out thing that I can't understand)

A belt that tells everyone just what size your waist is.

Live Christmas trees that have been cut down