Ehh...air freshener for a giant's car!
Old versions of Windows.
Full Version: Alternative Uses
If they are on floppy, you can erase the disks and have about 12-13 blank discs. If on CD then it could be used for a time capsule so people in the future know how we all had to suffer in the time before Linux took over.
Peacock tail feathers
Peacock tail feathers
Hmm...removed from the peacock?
If yes...can be sewn together to make a stylish Coture dress. Oh baby oh baby.
If no...PEACOCK TOILET PAPER!!!!
Ehh...Avatars
If yes...can be sewn together to make a stylish Coture dress. Oh baby oh baby.
If no...PEACOCK TOILET PAPER!!!!
Ehh...Avatars
Avatars. Print em off and make cool matazone wallpaper
Non cool non matazone boring wallpaper
Non cool non matazone boring wallpaper
Print them out, shred them into little pieces and throw a parade for yourself, using them as homemade confetti.
A CD that's been cracked in half
A CD that's been cracked in half
a slicer for mini pizzas...
Barbie Dolls
Barbie Dolls
Stylish Christmas tree ornaments
A single broken speaker
A single broken speaker
um...broken like they dont work? or like cracked?
broken like not working-as a step stool
broken like cracked-to hide things in
spatulas
broken like not working-as a step stool
broken like cracked-to hide things in
spatulas
Samurai Kung Fu death weapons of doom!
A GameBoy Color...
A GameBoy Color...
Oooo Yay!
1. Great tool for smacking people with...
2. Something to make a big loud noise if you hit it at the right angle...
3. A mini badminton/tennis/squash e.t.c. racket
4. Fly swat with a loud bang...
Ummm OJ...
Edit:
Who sneaked in and posted before me 
Okis, ignore this post I'm guessing
1. Great tool for smacking people with...
2. Something to make a big loud noise if you hit it at the right angle...
3. A mini badminton/tennis/squash e.t.c. racket
4. Fly swat with a loud bang...
Ummm OJ...
Edit:
Who sneaked in and posted before me Okis, ignore this post I'm guessing
Makes a very nifty paperweight, with built in work distraction!
An old toothless comb.
An old toothless comb.
Nostril widener... everyone wants big sexy nostrils.
a rusty hubcap
a rusty hubcap
as part of a peice of modern art
an inflatable mushroom?
an inflatable mushroom?
Tape it to your head and it becomes an awesome hat or a decent umbrella.
An empty tissue box
An empty tissue box
Tape it to your head and it becomes an awesome hat or a decent umbrella.
An empty tissue box
An empty tissue box
yikes! the dreaded double post! aieeee! run away! run away! Hee Hee... 
Hmmm could make a reasonable hat, I suppose...
a box of toothpicks...
Hmmm could make a reasonable hat, I suppose...
a box of toothpicks...
stick the toothpicks to your face and voila uno pin head
ummm guitars
ummm guitars
as paddles or oars.
the little hoop thingy from a tub of bubbles
the little hoop thingy from a tub of bubbles
Bend the tops and voila! mini basketball hoops for pictsies
Scissors
Scissors
High-tech exercise device... only $199.95.
Glasses without lenses
Glasses without lenses
Emo costume for those with 20/20 vision.
Lovely picture of a sunset.
Lovely picture of a sunset.
stick on your window when its raining
peanuts
peanuts
Amo for spitting contests..
Old broken mice (computer ones.. not the squeaky ones...)
Old broken mice (computer ones.. not the squeaky ones...)
Food for old broken CATs (the brain scan machines, not the purry ones)
A cursed weasel foot
A cursed weasel foot
Ideal as a handy keyring
A book with 79.350547% of the pages missing
A book with 79.350547% of the pages missing
Useful for evidence of obscure percentages.
Hearing Aids.
Hearing Aids.
Give them to a blind person for irony's sake.
Geordie LaForge's VISOR
Geordie LaForge's VISOR
Team up with him at laserquest and bounce the lasers off his visor so you can shoot around corners.
Gas bills.
Gas bills.
Burn for heat.
Calculator.
Calculator.
handy replacement ninja stars
Snow shovel
Snow shovel
a makeshift sled
whip
whip
a swing!
a candy wrapper
a candy wrapper
Distract the enemy armies with shiny foil while you pillage their villages
Phone
Phone
an old-school mace. Plus you can use "Can you hear me now?" as a death cry
A rock
A rock
QUOTE (trunks_girl26)
Granted. Now you need to eat rocks to live. Try to get that taste out of your mouth
Rocks can be food.
Mashed potatoes.
Weapons of mass destruction. Ever try to get potato out of your hair? Not a pretty sight.
a single hair.
a single hair.
place it across the crack of the door when you leave a room. If it's gone, when you return, you'll know someone's been there...
Abba records...
Abba records...
Punishment for criminals...
George Bush
George Bush
Human sacrifice to the UN
Mouse Pad
Mouse Pad
Stick to your car window in summer to use as a sunshade.
Empty crisp packet.
Empty crisp packet.
Crunch it to make a static noise on your phone in order to hang up on someone you don't want to talk to.
Laundry basket
Laundry basket
Oooo, an amazingly fun sledge to go down the stairs in...
An apple core
An apple core
Feed hundreds of them, complete with seeds, to a small animal and see if it suffers ill effects- I heard apple pips contain cyanide...
A teacup
A teacup
A hat for a small woodland creature.
A broken in half baseball bat.
A broken in half baseball bat.
a stake for a very large Vampire...
raw eggs
raw eggs
Professional juggler's juggling item (say that 3 times fast)
A broken off pencil eraser
A broken off pencil eraser
elfin footstool
broken clock
broken clock
A see-through mouse house
A wok
A wok
A hat for keeping out alien transmissions...
a compacted car
a compacted car
The next generation of health food- you can't digest any of it
A sock
A sock
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