Spraypaint it green and use it as an elf hat for your squirrel

A paper towel tube

Put lenses on both ends and it becomes a telescope.

The letter 's'

Put it backwards on a chain and call yourself a rapper.

Pencil shavings

Budget ground coffee.

A glass eyeball

So THAT'S what they make the coffee with!!! eww.....

An awesome looking marble.

A single pog

(You think that's bad, check out a coffee named cafe Luwack (I think that's what it's called), made from semi digested beans pooped out by a critter called a Luwack, which looks like a weasel... truly Ewwww!)

Coaster for a leprechaun...

a stuffed monkey

(You think that's bad, check out a coffee named cafe Luwack (I think that's what it's called), made from semi digested beans pooped out by a critter called a Luwack, which looks like a weasel... truly Ewwww!)

Coaster for a leprechaun...

a stuffed monkey

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That's just wrong........

tie it to your head and make a monkey hat!!!

A water gun

But true!



Training device for a housecat (Is true... my sister uses one of those pump action jobies to shoo away hers when they do something bad...).

Old Oscar™ statues

Glittery paperweights

an old carpet full of holes

Daycare center for moths...

Old Farrah Fawcett posters...

Fancy birdcage lining

A single hair tie

Weave it into a Toupee...

cardboard boxes

Stack them up and make a city!!!! (used to do that when I was little)

an old barbie doll head- with no hair on it.

Non-regulation Golf ball

Moon Rocks

Sell them to small children for lots of money (to pay for my books, lol)

a 3inch cube of grass

Half of a pair of green fuzzy dice...

carved coconut monkey head

A cute looking tropical drink cup

A full-length mirror

drop it down a deep hole and count the seconds before you hear the crash of it to calculate the distance to the bottom.

Dirty (very dirty) Socks.

Smelling salt substitute...

Old Jack O'Lanterns...

Biological weapons

WMD's

Send 'em to Saturn, and hope the nukes ignite it...

Celine Dion albums...

Use for skeet shooting/

Kittens

Mutation Experiments

Puppies

Tie a piece of buttered bread to it (butter side down) and see which way it lands.

Spilled Milk

Spilled in the right place at the right time, can make someone you don't like slip and hurt themselves

DBZ movies

Target practice...

Stale Bread

Bludgeoning weapon for a mugging

a violen

EL KABONG!!!! (onus if you know where that's from)

a violet

Calling card for a cat burgler, leave it in every home he/she breaks into.

Hair.

Take it from a guy named Morris... then Knit a Mo-Hair suit with it...

Lucky Charms

Marshmellowy fun ammo for a slingshot!

A broken wristwatch

Tell the right time... Twice a day!

used matches

Tie them together with dental floss and build a raft for Pascal!!!

A single tissue

Hang it on your door as a ghost to scare away any unwanted snooping parents...

woooOOOOooooo

Cold pizza

Sell it to Hawaiians as an "Arctic delicasy"


The cover of a calculator

Use it as a minature fort


Minature Forts

Minature wars.

Debit card.

Get loads of them and see if you can build a house of cards out of them, like playing cards but more difficult.

Cassette tapes.

take all the tape out and tie someone to a tree.

A tree

A really big coat rack.

A coat.

A shield to deflect the fruit being used to attack you

half a shield

A large dinner plate.

A large dinner plate.

an instrument of decapitation

a spear

Tie many togeather for a raft.

Emoticons

put a bunch of similar ones together in close proximity, and place a unique individual in the bunch and make it a new type of where's waldo game

A Where's Waldo book

cut out the pages and paste them all over your bathroom. this way, you won't need to bring books in there.


potatoes

use them to make the orriginaly Mr. Potato Head!

A single long sleeve

A python's t-shirt.

Google.

Entertainment when you're procrastinating doing your homework.

A spoon

a mirror



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