Ant torture device

A nail file

Labor intensive cheese grater

Kittens

Dog bait.

Playing cards

houses for homeless people

empty metal biscuit tin

Drum.

computer monitor

clipboard for the rich


leg waxing strips

If from Jamie Farr... artificial rats

used toothpaste tube

Modern art.

A trumpet

a flower holder...

smashed alarm clock

A warning to all the other alarm clocks.

A key

Ant-snuffer

Button

put a bunch on a string and it makes a cool necklace.

A toe

put in the bed of the horses Godfather, as a warning...

an old, chewed up tennis ball...

soak it in lighter fluid, cut a slit in it, put it on a stick, and you have a torch.

A rubber chicken.

Rubber chicken Teryaki...

old VCR tapes...

Dangle it in front of a group of college kids and watch the mayhem.

A clarinet

Light the basson with it.

Fire

Decorate your walls with it. It might not last long, but it'll be pretty while it's there.

Paste

use it to make fake stucco...

empty cocoanut shells...

Bang them togeather to make an almost convincing horse sound, although how you would get a cocoanut in a temperate zone is beyond me.

The Holy Grail

Background for doing other stuff. (You can always glance at the TV and laugh when you're done). I've tried it. It works.

Popcorn

Packaging material.

Sweater vests.

3 impractical

Hamsters

4 - good food for Pascal

Dragonflies

AHEM.....this being the alternate use game........

train them to be agents of death.

Ducks

whoops...sorry...

Use them to justify Duck Crossing signs

Stop signs.

Ignore them

Flashlights

Tie two to the ends of a broomstick, facing the same way, then at night, run down the street carrying them to imitate a moving car, and confuse drivers.

Bottle cap.

Ghetto eye patch

Ducttape

Use some to make a variety of silvery wallets (i.e. http://www.ducti.com/).

Marker Pens.

Apparantly they are flammable and make some pretty coloured flames.

20p coin from 2004

Roll it down a hil, along with 20p coins from 2003, 2002, 2001, 2000, 1999, 1998, 1997, 1996, 1995, 1994, 1993, 1992, 1991, and 1990. And see which year is fastest!

Pizza Slicers

Put hooks on them and turn them into new age earings.

Banana

Drop peel on a marble floor in front of walker and watch the fun...

Oreo cookie without the creme filling

Give them back to Mata. (See rumors thread)

a set of eyelashes with no eyelid.

Glue 'em together, to make a synthetic spider...

Susan B Anthony coin (No one wants 'em as Money... gotta find some use for 'em!)

Put a hole in it, put it on a hook, and use it as a new type of fishing lure.

Pudding

Edible paint...

clay flowerpots

Only the most awesome hats known to man (Kinda heavy, but awesome none-the-less)

a notebook.

Squadron of paper planes...

picked flower

A pretend squirty flower that's used to distract your audience from the REAL squirty flower.

Eyeglasses.

Pop out the lenses, and use it to hold a pair of socks...

plastic rings holding together soda cans (Without the cans)...

A hair net for dreds.

An empty fish tank.

Green house for houseplant

potted cactus

Arch Nemesis [See - OHRRPGCE]

Floppy disks [the old kind that are actually floppy and fun]

Show them to kids and remark about the 'good old days' where we had less than 64mb of ram, a seven inch screen, a single-button mouse, and we were happy for it!

nostalgia

A cancer of the brain. Oh wait, ALTERNATE use.

A tool of the old timers to bring doom and destruction by boredom.

Old Timers.

dangle something shiny in front of them and watch the fun.

Quack

Confuse NASA by making it seem important.

Rocket propelled roller skates.

This is an everyday item..? Acme product, I take it...

drain the rockets of fuel, and build a bomb...

Indiana Jones hat