Do we really have to think of something inventive? Everyone knows the obvious and --

Oh alright. Remove the glass from the front, and peel of the rolex lettering, and then you can walk around with any arrangement of the word 'ROLEX' on your forehead. Lexor, Roxel, Roxle, Elrox, Exlor, Exrol, and so on.

Paper shreddings.

glue a whole bunch of it to your head, and then say it's a new style. See how many people try to imatate it.

an old sock with a hole in it.

A balaclava for teddies!

(just ask little_bear)


A Female Flight Attendant

a platonic friend... (Well, the rules say uses other than the obvious... )

a potato

Cut into long oblongs, and then keep them in your pocket. Whenever someone talks to you, and you feel particularly hostile, place one of them upon your shoulder.

(*cringe*)


Goldfish Food

Very smelly confetti.


a broken computer

a very impractical paperweight...

an ice cream scoop

a Drumstick

a Drumstick

Useful for prodding things/prodding things in high places.

Many, many, many strips of sellotape.

Handy, pocket size strips of fly paper.

CD cleaning fluid?

Put in bottle. Add oil. Add polystyrene. Light. Instant napalm! Although I guess you could do it without the CD cleaning fluid. And it's also not very good napalm.

Yoghurt pots

They're useful as cups on a budget!

A dollar bill.

Use it for a rather large roll-up, 'cos they aren't worth very much now

3 1/2ml jack.

Doorstop

Christmas tree.

A scrub brush for a giant.



Empty bottle of aerosol hair spray.