Mar 10 2005, 11:00 PM
Do we really have to think of something inventive? Everyone knows the obvious and --
Oh alright. Remove the glass from the front, and peel of the rolex lettering, and then you can walk around with any arrangement of the word 'ROLEX' on your forehead. Lexor, Roxel, Roxle, Elrox, Exlor, Exrol, and so on.
Mar 11 2005, 12:42 AM
glue a whole bunch of it to your head, and then say it's a new style. See how many people try to imatate it.
an old sock with a hole in it.
Mar 11 2005, 06:54 PM
A balaclava for teddies!
(just ask little_bear)
A Female Flight Attendant
Mar 12 2005, 06:01 AM
a platonic friend... (Well, the rules say uses other than the obvious...
Mar 12 2005, 12:21 PM
Cut into long oblongs, and then keep them in your pocket. Whenever someone talks to you, and you feel particularly hostile, place one of them upon your shoulder.
Mar 12 2005, 02:34 PM
Very smelly confetti.
a broken computer
Mar 13 2005, 04:46 AM
a very impractical paperweight...
an ice cream scoop
Mar 13 2005, 01:18 PM
Mar 13 2005, 02:18 PM
Useful for prodding things/prodding things in high places.
Many, many, many strips of sellotape.
Mar 14 2005, 10:48 PM
Handy, pocket size strips of fly paper.
CD cleaning fluid?
Mar 16 2005, 05:47 PM
Put in bottle. Add oil. Add polystyrene. Light. Instant napalm! Although I guess you could do it without the CD cleaning fluid. And it's also not very good napalm.
Dec 18 2006, 09:01 PM
They're useful as cups on a budget!
A dollar bill.
Dec 18 2006, 09:33 PM
Use it for a rather large roll-up, 'cos they aren't worth very much now
3 1/2ml jack.
Dec 24 2006, 01:08 AM
Jan 21 2007, 02:02 AM
A scrub brush for a giant.
Empty bottle of aerosol hair spray.
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