Why on earth are these apparently the top search strings for my site?

Top 20 of 4993 Total Search Strings
# Hits Search String
1 1965 13.83% lion king
2 664 4.67% the lion king
3 434 3.05% tara
4 328 2.31% ellen muth
5 321 2.26% care bear
6 207 1.46% little goth girl
7 187 1.32% brian molko
8 156 1.10% the other side
9 146 1.03% matazone
10 108 0.76% mata
11 107 0.75% banana phone mp3
12 107 0.75% the far side before paper and scissors
13 105 0.74% mr snaffleburger
14 89 0.63% mittens and snowdrop
15 86 0.61% mr. snaffleburger
16 83 0.58% tamahome
17 72 0.51% smiley face
18 70 0.49% peasants quest walkthrough
19 69 0.49% samurai lapin
20 69 0.49% scarlett johansson

Some of those make complete sense... But 'Lion King'?

Hmmmm. Not that I completely understand this, but maybe... Hakuna MATAta?

I suspect the song based chain quiz and/or the hottest person evar thread for the names, though I'm too lazy to look all of them up, I did look up bri** mol** and it does seem to match.

**censored to cut down on random searches, not that it'll help much likely, but I tried and there should probably be at least one period in this sentence.

Edit: Apparently censoring myself was a moot point, since the entire names were mentioned just 2 posts up. Oh well.

Well, Tara, at least, is a screen name... And Carebear refers to someone's AV...

But, Banana Phone...? Bizarre.

That could be from leo's big banana.

Hmmm. Just thought of something... I think I mentioned the carebears Av, a bit back... like a couple weeks ago. You don't suppose...

That is absolutely bizarre!

Well, tamahome is an anagram of matahome...

All of these are plausible, but there are going to be so many hundreds of pages before mine in the lists how... How on earth do people get through those lists to me?

Deary deary me...

Apparently it's Hinsley's fault

peasants quest walkthrough?

That one made me laugh.

Look here for the peasants quest walkthrough... it seems that you're only on the second page for that one, Mata! Very odd indeed.

Wow, I guess we're really big fans of the Lion King.

I guess that this is proving just how many people must be linking to my site, otherwise it wouldn't be getting such high Google rankings for such bizarre things.

My sugestion would be google and see what page where its linking too and coy that around.. spread the hits =>

Type in "jellybean fetish" on Google...the forums is the first result

and WHY were you looking up jelly bean fetish in the first place?

oh,and the lionKing thing?
i'm completly lost

Who the hell is Scarlett Johansson?

She's the person who's been mentioned enough times in this thread that my site will now get a higher ranking for her! (She's also a supermodel I believe.)

I'nt she an actress? Oh well, never mind. But yay for saucy and I. We get joint third place. Behind... the... lion... king... hmmmmmmmm....

Has anyone else ever noticed that with a minimal of effort (or a tiny faux pas), the lion king suddenly becomes the rather less respectable (and slightly more specialised) "the loin king"? thoughts?

She's an actress. Rather cute too.

Lost in Translation
Ghost World
The Perfect Score

IMDB here

I wonder if the lion king references are to do with people chronically misspelling 'linking'

She was also in the critically acclaimed Spong* Bo* Movie, J-man. Honestly, I can't imagine why you would overlook that stunning voice acting.

I think that I found this site on a quest for banana phone....

I was definitely searching for the ban** phone MP3 when I stumbled onto this site.

I think I might possibly be contributing to the "banana" problem. With every post I make... Just check my sig... I've had something like that in there for ages...

Ah, I suppose the curved yellow fruit does get mentioned quite often, but it's still a weird thing to find my site through. I get so many odd search engine hits from these forums!

Hmmmm, randomest connection ever, but isn't there a banana phone animation? And this site is like, animations!

Now here is a page with both banana phone and matazone on it...

but wouldn't that lead the search engines to that site, and not matazone?

Yeah, but once they find that page their crawler bot will scan that page too and see the matazone link.

Plus, we had a thread about the banana phone thing once.

And the Lion King was mentioned in Teh Sexayest Person Evar thread, as was Scarlett Johansson.