I was recently reminded by Commie and Frog (who're getting e-married - see their engagement thread in Daily Life) that rather a lot of us are married to another forumite, both in real life and online. I've forgotten who's married to whom, though, so could people register here? It's for the sake of my nostalgia-bone (next to the funny bone, for those biologists who are interested).

Also, if you have a long-time noob with whom you have fostered a strong relationship, if you have killed anyone (bans too, peut-etre ), or if you have committed vile acts with your e-relations, resulting in deformed e-children, please announce it here too. Finally we may be able to keep track of all the crazy stuff that goes down on Matazone. And - who knows? - we may even re-start the old traditions. Hurrah!


Here, in alphabetical order, is the current list of births, deaths, marriages et al:

- Daedalus is living in sin with snoo
- Phoenix is living in sin with SPS
- Righteous is living in sin with Spiffy
- SpeakerfortheLost is living in sin with His Hand

- The relationship between Frog and Moop is unclassifiable
- Snugglebum has a harem
- Blackwings has not revoked her claim of being dead
- Hyperion and syuu are dirty lesbos
- Wyvern is tribal chief for exceptional, AlienMoe and Smiler
- The relationship between Candice, Chanserv, Aries, Pab and Debaser is shrouded in mystery and covered in bits of placenta
- Lolo is self-declared spinster
- Frog claims Candice to be her concubine
- Syuu, Jaq, Hinsely and Debaser are/were filthy polygamists

- Artemisia is RL engaged to Tigersong

- Feyliya is engaged to Laramon
- Gothictheysay is engaged to Tortured Soul
- IrishGuy is engaged to Snugglebum
- Irishguy is engaged to Xkitsurabimix
- Little Bear is engaged to Trunks Girl26
- Spiffy is engaged to Righteous

- Acidteardrop is married to magikeyes
- Aria is married to Irishguy
- Aries is married to mcsimong
- Aries is married to Tigersong
- Aries is married to Commiebastard
- Artist.unknown is married to PsychWardMike (we think; possibly they are also living in sin)
- Candice is married to Chanserv (no-one survived the marriage ceremony)
- Candice is married to LindyLouWho
- Candice is married to Jaq
- Cath is married to Mr Teapot
- Cheesemoose is married to Iatb
- Commiebastard is married to Frog
- Covertyawn is married to Elf
- Debaser was married to PorcelainWarrior
- Fluffy is married to Silver Star Angel of Da Towers
- Free Psycho is married to Hinsley (if they still exist)
- Fuzzy is married to Syuu
- Gerbil is married to SuperKathoid
- Gothic Angel is married to Porce
- Industrial Kybosh is married to MistressAlti - twice!
- Jaq is married to Leopold
- Jonman is married to Kisah
- Karismaklysm is married to Ravein
- Leopold is married to Saucy Tara
- Magikeyes is married to Narth
- Narth is married to Pgrmdave
- Oni is married to Snoo
- Polocrunch is married to Syuu
- Psychwardmike is married to His Hand

- Righteous divorced Narth (!)
- Syuu divorced Oni
- Elf divorced Eccojedi
- Elf divorced Tarantio

- Aislinn Faye noobed Sakura Chan
- BecauseICan noobed Frog
- Cath noobed QuothTheRaven
- Candice noobed Alanity
- Candice noobed cait
- Candice noobed Queenie
Candice noobed WereBugger
- Candice and LindyLouWho parented Irish
- Cheese noobed Irish
- CheeseMoose noobed Erin
- Crazi noobed Elf
- Gothictheysay noobed The Lorax
- Industrial Kybosh noobed Hyperion
- Hinsely noobed {Gothic Angel}
- Hinsley noobed Feyliya
- Hyperion noobed The Muse
- Lolo noobed Spacehappy
- Mu noobed Frog
- Righteous noobed Aislinn Faye
- Righteous noobed You Deny Me Freshmaker
- Snoo noobed Greeneyes
- Silver Star noobed Smallcuteanddeadly
- Wyvern noobed Smiler

- Snugglebum is a nob

I died

Tigersong is married to Aries.

As my signature proudly shows.

MrTeapot is married to Cath. (I was won at auction )

Lorax is my little noob-noob and shall always be.

Spiffy and I are dating. I'm e-divorced from Narthie. Aislinn Faye and You Deny Me Freshmaker are my noobs and Sakura Chan is my grand noob.

My funny bone was broken at a young age and healed in abnormal manner and therefore my nostalgia bone is slightly out-of-place.

As for bannings, the only ones I can remember off the top of my head are Pythagorus and Untitled. Then again, I'm sleep deprived and my memory's not the best when I am.

Right lets see...

Cath is my real life mentor / source of corruption

Snoo is our living breathing work in progress do you like...we are very proud!

I seem to have accumulated a few mentors who appear at different times for different reasons hmm..
Pab is he who knows all answers and fishes me out when I get lost.
Iaenan Kite is he who peels me out of glue puddles...hmm?
IrishGuy is my wonderful pocket provider, its official I am his pockety pet! (check the sig if you dont believe!)

Smiler is my noob and a very loving, rewarding relationship that is...no torture or confusion at all...honest! *rattles chain for attention, pats smiler on head and feeds cookie*

Exceptional was my fellow noob and partner in crime just look at the development *admires progress of exceptional's rampage across matazone*

Teapot sweetie we never made it offical were still E-engaged. Yup were living in E-sin! *Cath considers it might be time to sort that one out*

Wyvern is the bane of my life! (love you really sweetie)

Quoth the Raven is my Noob! (Why do I pick these people!)

Snoo is the person I keep setting Wyvern on (poor girl! )

I'm the evil smileys mother! (my child)

Updated!

Righteous, by whom is Sakura Chan your grandnoob?

And can anyone remember anyone else's weddings? I swear there were tonnes back in the day.

Greeneyes is my pet (aka noob) and I him very much.

I am e-engaged to Oni and Daedalus is my RL boyfriend.

I am also apparently ganged up on by Cath and Wyvern

I am e-married to the fab Leopold, who started the Mighty League Of Ish thread, of which I am supreme ruler since he left the forums.
I used to be Industrial Kyboshs' noob, and Im afraid I can't remember any of my own noobs, they all left!! Was it something I said...?

Hellooooo!!!

Remember me? The one you met on Saturday? Along with my WIFE!

*sulks*

But were you e-married?

I e-married Aries.

So there.
And we met online, so in a manner of speaking, yes.

*pouts*

I was adopted by Mu.

Gah! This is proving to be much more work than I had planned.

Could people pre-prepare their entries to save me time? I'm lazy like that. Put the name of the alphabetically-first person first, then the relationship in the appropriate colour, then the second (and maybe even third!) name. Write it in the third person, too. For example:

IrishGuy is engaged to Snugglebum the Destroyer.
Tortured Soul is engaged to Gothictheysay. Unless they broke it off and didn't tell anybody due to grammatical issues.


I have no noobs, wasn't anybody's noob and have e-commitment issues.
I was made welcome though.

Oh I like the idea of living in E-Sin. Hmmm we must do something about that...

Sakura Chan is Aislinn's noob and my sweetie and I aren't e-engaged, that is, unless she's said otherwise, then I give it a big ole "yes, dear." Mayhap you should make a section for those married/dating IRL, like me and Spiffy.

Artemisia is RL engaged to Tigersong.

All this makes me feel jealous and lonely!
Anyone wanna get e-engaged to me?
*looks around*
Thought not.....

I believe that this thread is elitist and single-people-ist. Therefore, I add the following:

"FU isn’t engaged, married, or having an incestuous relationship with anyone. She intends to become an old spinster with lots of cats. Maybe a ferret. Or a rabbit. Maybe some fish. Or a guinea pig! Ooh, a flea circus!"

That is all.

*wimpers* Kitsu is all e-single and stuff...*pout*
and how is Irishguy engaged to snugglebum? Irishguy is soooo my huggle-pounce-guy.
Nooot fair!
*waiiii!*

I'm half dead.

Does that count?

Thought you might Like it!




Irish is everyone Huggle guy! *hugs Vic*

Although you format MUTILATION noobed Frog, someone else, the elusive cow we shall call him, is walking on my teritory.

Oh and their be a category for me.

Mutilation argued with Mata
Mutilation flamed alot of retards
Mutilation angered the Jews with his swastika
Mutilation doomed the world by releasing Lavos
etc.

Unless you have anything constructive to say Mutilation then please just don't bother ok?? Stop spamming everyone's threads before you get your warn level raised again.

lol u suck

Little Green Goth used to be the noob of someone, but they left shortly after she arrived and she's never been e-engaged/married/or any other relationship.

wow, I didn't think all that would look...so forlorn.

I'm also e-single

There was talk on IRC of me joining Snugglebums harem though, in a triple wedding along with IrishGuy and Ashbless.

Aye. I'm just a giant e-slut, ain't I? Lesse how far my sluttiness reaches.

My e-mother is Candice and my e-father is LindyLouWho.
LindyLouWho is married to Candice.

And despite my age...

Cheeseisfunny noobed Irish.

Damnit, if I can't marry him, i'll still be his noob.

What is a warn level anyway?

I've never been anyone's noob... I was left to fend for myself. Well, not quite, I had Wyvern to help me out, so I was never really alone in the big wide world of Matazone- thanks Wyvern!

Have Cath and Mr Teapot sorted themselves out yet?

We're working on it exceptional.

The offer still stands.



And I'll take one of those...

I didn't know you were married to narth. o.-

Ahh the secrets and lies!!!
loljk

I noobed a lot of ppl but the only one I can think of right now is crazymat.

or at least I think I noobed him, there was some confusion between magikeyes and I as to who noobed him.

Well, just how big of a herium are you planning? ^.^ anyways, which one ya want?

As big as I can get, is there a record I should aim for??

If it helps, I'm being a bit selective on my choices?

About you harem Snuggs, how many so far? -And can you _actually_ be selective if you are aiming high?

How can any sane forumite resist? Offer accepted.

I expect my Snugglebum's harem welcome pack in the post any day now.

I don't know about the rest of them but pretty happy with my Moop shaped prize!

*off to plan her next plan*

made sense in my head

Daedalus is RL something-or-othered to snoo
Daedalus is seeking an e-fiancee to get revenge on snoo and Oni

^ Has this now beome a lonely hearts colum? Because if so...

Inordinately funky frog in open e-engagement seeks openminded herbivore for kinky nights out bowling. Please reply to PO BOX 457304

I believe I chose the insane path of sitting on the wooden menace to joining the family hedge of Snugglebum/IrishGuy/Moop/littleGreenGoth.

I'm still feeling just fine about that decision with a slight feeling I ought to be planting trees for some reason?

However I do think the Snugglefamily is terribly cute together. I'm wishing them many somethings of happyness.

I am part of the never getting e-married club which consists of me, prezgfish (who is now banned, and Crisslove (who is now gone).

Spacehappy was a noob of LoLo <can't remember any of the others.

LoLo and Snoo had two children, one which was carried by ChanServ and one which was carried by an easter egg so Snoo and I wouldn't have to deal with the burdens of child birth.

i guess Opium would be my noob, i showed her matazone, and told her to start posting on the forums. She hasn't been online for a week, though...*pouts and checks buddy list*
I miss my Opium
Yes, Vic is quite and e-slut Huzzah!
*tackles and nuzzles Vic*

Aislinn Faye noobed Sakura Chan

moop is funked)out_frog's paramour.

I was once one of those that refused to be e-married and such. But I figure I'm just gonna have a bit of fun now. Especialy since I now for sure just how much the man currently laying beside me loves me. ^.^

on a sad note, my chris loves the animations but doesn't want to join the forums. :-(


Ok, so...its official? I'm in the heruim? *squee!!!* if so.

Snagged from Silver Star Angel of Da Towers. Who hasn't yet wandered into this thread that I know of. It's from her sig.

I'm e-single. We ought to auction off all of us e-singles and ...erm, use the procceeds to provide the next open bar (i mean, wedding...).