....I think that last hit to the head killed it.

Whatever happened to true love?

It was untrue and got divorced...

Whatever happened to: well written comic books?

there's no such thing whatever you were taking has just worn off


what ever happened to courtney love

She went to court, tripped over and broke her knee, then fell in love with the doctor treated her.

But whatever happened to tissue boxes with flowers on them?

Overzealous housekeepers cut them up and decopaged them onto lamps.

Whatever happened to that 90's band Semisonic?

(Gee, but this is just too easy... And I don't even know the band )

They were semi awful...

whatever happened to Pacman?

That's an easy one as well

He ate himself

whatever happened to PCTools

Microsoft came out with a cheaper way to undermine the market while making sure that the quality was reliably bad

whatever happened to baby jane?

She grew up.

Whatever happend to predictability? The milkman? The paperboy? Evening TV? (bonus if you know where that comes from)

^ Family Matters

They left to go to a different world, created entirely of paper-mache, enticed by free T-Shirts (fifty points if you can tell me what show that's from)

What happened to good cartoons?

Hanna Barbera flooded the market...

Whatever happened to the Buggaloos?

NOPE

They got tired of being bugged, so they gave it up.

What ever happened to tiny hotdogs?

Duh! - it's Full House, right?

They were eaten by Jabba the Hut.

What happened to George Lucas making good movies?

He became rich, and no longer listens to advice...
Whatever happened to inexpensive Chicken wings?

Bingo!!


They started using real chicken, so they had to bump up the price

Whatever happened to clogs?

One word - splinters.

Whatever happened to Timbuktu?

People kept mailing things there, so to stop them the government made it disappear.....

What ever happened to decent TV?

People watched Jerry Springer

Whatever happened to the progressive party?

They were much too progressive and therefore were killed

What ever happened to freedom of speech?

It was free to run away to Canadia.

Whatever happened to the gold standard?

They had too high a standard, so they figured they'd fake it.

What ever happened to creatiive genius?

It learned how to spell creative, got a lucrative job in law, and set out to make it in the business world.

Whatever happened to intelligent satire?

It was too intelligent, so the government had it killed

What ever happened to an honest day's work?

It started lying.

Whatever happened to the Von Trapps?

They got trapped on the island with Gilligan and killed themselves

What ever happened to a govornment by the people and for the people?

The people stopped caring.

Whatever happened to well made furniture?

it was destroyed by more recent furniture companys to move their inferior product

whatever happened to alternative music stations that play alternative music

People listened to alternative music so much that alternative went mainstream.


Whatever happened to simple Euclidian geometry?

Euclid didn't know Quantum Physics...

Whatever happened to predictability?

It came to an unexpected end.

Whatever happened to getting up early to watch cartoons?

The cartoons slept in too late.

Whatever happened to Czechoslovakia?

People stopped trying to spell it, so they got rid of it.

What ever happened to college education?

It graduated, so now people have to work harder to keep up with it.

What ever happened to common sense?

To quote Trunks girl: I think that last blow to the head killed it...

Whatever happened to Charlton Heston?

People stopped watching good actors, and instead preferred Adam Sandler.

Whatever happened to victorian values?

We moved out of the victorian age.

What ever happened to integrity?

It lied to us.

Whatever happend to ennui?

Everyone got bored with it

Whatever happened to dignity?

No one has any, anymore...

Whatever happened to the Beatles?

They were beaten by the Beat-Alls

What ever happened to modesty?

It went through puberty, and had certain hormonal changes.

Whatever happened to unbiased news?

It leaned too far to the left...

Whatever happened to the Monkees?

They were too busy singing, and they forgot to record albums.

Whatever happened to sleep?

It became obsolete when College was invented.

What ever happened to good sportsmanship?

It died with capitalism.

Whatever happened to the U.S.S.R.?

The countries weren't social to one another.

What ever happened to my control over the universe?

Mother nature became angry at you for turning the oceans into coffee.

Whatever happened to an honest day's pay?

People became less honest.

What ever happened to enjoying your Sunday by reading the paper and drinking a nice big cup of coffee.

You slept through it. You do it on Mondays now.

Whatever happened to cine cameras?

they were too "Sin-ny", and the Baptists boycotted 'em...

Whatever happened to the Smurfs?