Just vote.

Smile and nod and walk away as fast as your little legs can take you...

uuuhhhh NO...

i hate babies. they just cry and poop.

sorry, i ate them

*sob*


Wait, I dont have any babies... darn, this is a useless poll.

WHAT? THEN WHO'D I JUST EAT? OMG! IT WAS MY BABIES!

Can I have them medium rare with honey mustard on the side?

i'm not regurgitating anyone. it's morraly wrong

Babies are pure evil!

Heck no! I don't even want mine

I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES!

What's worse than a baby in a trashcan?
10 babies in a trash can
What's worse than 10 babies in a trash can?
1 baby in 10 trash cans
What's worse than 100 dead babies in the back of a truck?
The one at the bottom trying to eat it's way out
WHat's worse than that?
When it goes back for seconds...


hahahaha... band people tell the weirdest jokes...

What's blue and sinks to the bottom?
A baby with slashed floaters.
What's red and floats to the top?
A dead baby with floaters.

How do you make a baby crawl in a circle?
Nail its hand down.
How do you make it stop?
Nail down the other hand.

How do you make a baby-go-round?
Put it in the blender.
How do you get the baby out of the blender?
With tortilla chips.

I know it's crude, but I don't think any babies will read this. Don't kill me Mata.

One more:

What's red, bubbly and bangs on the window?











Wait for it...











A baby in a microwave

Don't try this at home kids.

DEAD BABY JOKES!

A variation of this one might have already been said, but Im gonna post it anyway...

How do you get ten dead babys into a bucket?
A blender.

How do you get them out?
A straw.



Mmmmmm.... babies....