yay! im king of something!!

LOL!!! I have a sudden sugar rush from I don't know what!!!!!!! <runs around in small circles> Whoa! <falls down>

crazy lady... <picks free up>

<sits on the floor and starts digging a hole>

<wonders why jon is digging a whole in her thread> Whatcha doing?

im digging a hole so i can get to outerspace!!!

Oh. That makes perfect sense. <helps dig>

Right before this post I had exactly 1900!! Yea for me!!

quick! we need 2 large cats and a midget so we can get to outerspace!!

<runs off aimlessly in search of cats and midget>

<gives him toddler> Do they count?

yay! great job free! <is still hugging free>

(longest hug, EVER! lol)

(It's the bestest though!!)

Where are the kitties??

no... we are going to use the midget for heavy labor... and we need something to shoot off in the catipult... you dont want the toddler to have to go through that...

Noo...I suppose not

i found a midget... but she wont help us... she would rather wrestle a giraffe... crazy midget!!

<runs off to find a giraffe>

Giraffe's are funny.

but have you ever seen a midget wrestle a giraffe?

(possably the weirdest thing ever said on the forums)

Noo...have you??

yep! it was way back in 1897 when the midgets of greenland were at war with the giraffes of scotland... it was a long intense war... and it came to a bloody end...

1899 came around and the midgets and giraffes signed the decleration of independance and vowed only to fight if it was on tv...
1900 - the first ever midget-giraffe wrestling match came on HBO... very memorable...

Huh. I wasn't aware they had HBO in 1900. And you were alive 86 years previous to your birth?

hbo - predates beans

birth question - doesnt everyone live 86 years prior to their birth?

I suppose so-I must not remember my experience.

poor free... thats something you should really remember.. it was alot of fun and... OMG! KITTY!!

<chases kitty>

<dangles some cheese in front of kitty> Here kitty kitty kitty!!

<kitty begins to eat cheese's bits> Good kitty...

gah... being eaten again... <sighs> this is what? 4 times now? bad kitty! bad!

LMAO-cheese balls!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <can't breathe cause she's laughing so hard>

::crunch::

free... <steps away slowly>... your scaring me...

<giggles so much she almost throws up> The kitty likes eating cheese balls jon!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Good kitty!!! LMAO-crunchy crunch...

lmao... my sides hurt... free... your crazy lol

<can't stop laughing> See what happens when I don't sleep?? LMAO-man I'm funny. That was a good one, yeah?

that was good... god... i think theres a subliminal messege in there somewhere lmao

LOL-not from me nooooo sir-e bob-o. <cringes> Yuck! I'll leave you and the kitty be..

ugh... bad thoughts... must... put kitty.. in catapult...

LOL-kick the kitty!!

aww... i dont want to hurt the kitty...

..just toss it into outerspace! Boy, am I glad I'm not a kitty...for several reasons...<giggles>

lmao

if you were a kitty, i would keep you as my pet

LOL-that's a very cute thought, just as long as you don't make me lick you. I bite!!! LMAO!! Kibbles and bits with new real cheese flavor...

can you make a cat DO anything? lol

its funny how you used bits and cheese in the same sentence again lol

LOL-this is true. Cats are snotty...cats.

LOL-yes I'm talented. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<pets free> your so cute



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<purrs> I know. LMAO.

(yea for being an obsessive forum poster!!)

awww... good crazy lady who thinks shes a kitty <pets more>

<sits at jon's feet and purrs> I like this petting thing...

ok <pets more> your so cute

LOL-thanks! I don't think I've been told I'm cute so much!

why is that? your very cute.. and sweet

LOL-just because I am, doesn't mean people tell me often. Not that I'm around people that much anyway...I guess that voids out my point doesn't it?

ok... ill make up for that you cute sweety