I was trying to be entertaining, which is all I've attempted to do, since joining the Forums... but, apparently, no one is being entertained... So maybe I should just stop trying... that seems to be the concensus...

Again it was just meant to be a jocular attempt at humour. Again it seems to have fallen flat on it's face. Sorry Quoth. I was actaully quite amused and tried to convey that with my "Whatever shall we do?" As a method of giving my post a more light-heartened tone. Ah well.

It's okay Quoth, it was entertaining really, in my opinion. But fear the scuttlers!

I am really sorry I over reacted... I hope you haven't really left... I'd hate to be the cause of anything like that...

Don't worry Quoth, he said it wasn't your fault he's left anyway. Have a cookie to cheer yourself up.

*hands you a particularly nice cookie*

Can't forget the kitten!
*hands over a kitten*
....might want to keep auther away, though.

Okay Quoth hun this is Wyvern, ahem, temporarily disguised as snoo....what?

We appreciate your visits darling! Believe me it keeps us on our toes, but for appearances sake I must be protective of my hamsters. I mean can't you see they are too small to do it themselves, hehe even DHG sized ones!

All we ask is that you stay longer, how can we feed you cookies if you leave so quickly, do we frighten Arthur??? I hope not! Or is the green stuff becoming too potent?

Hmm...*makes note to make Quoth friendly beanbag, in preparation for next visit*

*gets so confused she falls over again*

Exceptional, I would get up..... I think you fell on my scuttler!

and I don't think it was in a good mood in the first place.....

*gets up hastily*

n-i-i-i-i-ice scuttler....

*backs away slowly*
*violet scuttler cowers behind Exceptional*

*throws cookie at scuttler*
that'll keep her occupied for awhile. now get up....slowly! wait, Here give these to it.
*gives exceptinal a bag of cookies*
just gain it's trust back......

Greetings all!
Your local wyvern is back in familiar form and full of bounce left over from a rather spectacular Meet intended for a day, lasting the full weekend!

From this glorious event I bring you a much needed addition to the Tribe.
A member without whom many of you would still be safely duct taped to the introductions room ceiling, due to lack of posts and/or duct tape loosening explosions!

I believe by now most of you will recognise the esteemed personage of whom I speak. If not you have been deprived in your experiences to date and we mourn for you. However this shall not last long for now, behold the experience that is Tribe Wyvern now has an official Tribe Elder.

*jaunty fanfare as scuttlers form archway and scatter spangles*

The suggestion was for Aunty Cath but if you know her, or have run into her in your forum travels I'm sure you are aware that this does not quite fit the lasting impression she will have made upon your delicate minds.

So now welcoming....THE ANTI-CATH!!!

Too late. The kitten pounced on Arthur and he breathed on her. She now has wings, and has been happily chasing birds with Arthur. I think I'll name her Gwen...

(As if on cue, Gwen and Arthur swoop in, do a couple of loop de loops, then exit...)

I'm glad one of my kitten's have become friends with arthur...

and I must say, the wings are rather stylish.

Ha HA!!! The Anti Cath!!!! I bow to thee Cathykins and offer my spangle rocket to be used at your discretion

Greetings Anti-Cath and other Tribe members

GGgggggrrrrrr!!!!!! I was bloody pressganged you bunch of cookie munches and have no worries I shall have my revenge Wyvern!!!

*goes in search of noobs to bomb*

And what's wrong with being cookie munchers?

Did I say there was anything wrong with cookie munching! did you here me say there was anything wrong with cookie munching! I never said there was anything wrong with cookie munching!!!!

*stalks off muttering and slams wardrobe door behind her*

Yay! It's Cath! I knew she'd show up sometime!

*Violet Scuttler and Exceptional do little dance around Tribe HQ*

And thanks for the cookies Voices, I'm sure they'll be veeeeeeeeery useful, oh yes.

No problem!



hmmm........I can have Gwen's kittens, though, right Quoth?

Is that so Anti-Cath dear? if you say so *sniggers*

*pets black scuttler and feeds choice cookie bits*

I do like to see Arthur and Gwen having fun!

How goes everything for everyone? Can you tell I lost the plot at the Nottingham meet I need a hand with reorientation!

*dumps truckload of cookies into the tribe*
just robbed the chips ahoy! company.....they won't notice for awhile......


I hope....

(Arthur flies in, takes a bite of Chips a hoy™ cookie, turns lime green with pink spots... Turns out, he's alergic to chocolate. Arthur sneezes. Suddenly, there's a sound like a crack of thunder, and Limes and Cherries begin to rain down on the room from a point somewhere near the ceiling... Arthur flies off to find some tissues...)

*catches cherry on her tounge*

mmmm.....I sure hope there pitless, though.....

Oh, and for arthur
*pulls out plate of oatmeal cookies*
See? I even shaped them like hamsters for him!

Thanks for the cookies... I'm sure he'll enjoy them, once he's recovered...

Bye tribe Wyvern!!!

....good times....

you going somewhere?

Hmm! It occurs to me I have never been in here! Bad Cand!

So. I was told there would be cookies...

There are cookies. (join) Nice cookies. (join) Cookies for tribe members. (you joinin' yet?)

::Novander eats nice cookies::

Come on Cand! Join! There are YUMMY cookies, PLUSHIE beanbags and CUTE (well, cute-ish, if you're nice to them) Scuttlers! *violet scuttler does a little jig on cue*

Pwease...?

Okay, I'll join!

Do I get a title or anything? And where are the cookies?

oh! yay! have a kitten!
*hands over kitten*
keep it away from artur, unless you like it having wings.

Hooray, we have a new member. Cookies can be found over there *points* and I would stay away from that ever-colour-changing drink stuff if I were you, it's a bit... strong. As for the title, better wait for the Tribal Chief to get back because I'm not really in the position to think of such things.

As I'm the official Beanbag-Monger, have a beanbag. It's green.

Hmmm.....has anyone seen my red scutteler?
I don't have the slightest idea where she could have gotten to....
*watches kitten run across room*
I've noticed a lack of Pop-singing kittens with wing lately....where could arthur have gotten to?
and does this mean I have the title of giving kittens to the noobs for tribe wyvern?

My apologies its been a long and fraught week but I havent forgotten Honest!!!

*dusts spangles off a bean bag and drops into, scoops black scuttler into lap and pets*

So then Candice you wish to have a title?

How does Official Delicate Flower to the Tribe suit?

What skills do you have to offer to this hallowed post?

*Pours a long glass of morphing cocktail, sips and leans back to savour*

Voices if you wish to stand in till Arthur re-emerges feel free, although his presence is missed...is he well?

Hello, everyone there in Tribe Wyvern!

I've a small favor to ask. I'm attempting to hold a MAA meeting, and silly me, I've forgotten to get anything for the members to sit on. So could you lend me some of your beanbags for their bottoms?

Oh, and maybe some spangles too? I like spangles

Certainly m'dear help yourself!

Don't mind if the scuttlers come along for the ride they are quizzy critters at times!

Oh yes..ahem!

ATTENTION ALL TRIBE MEMBERS...Due to our increasing numbers I have elected to post a full role call at the start of the thread as my sig is getting crowded!

*me rolls round floor laughing and pointing at Cand* Official Delicate Flower!!! Oh My God!!! Oxygen before I suficate! LMAO!!!!!

Oho! Well, my member title on Matazone is already Delicate Flower. Also, I recently bought underwear that have spangles on them. Said spangles come off quite easily, and so that has led to the Anti-Cath making jokes about me having a spangly delicate flower!

In addition, I have beheld moop's delicate flower with my own eyes and can tell everyone bedtime stories about the airflow through its skirt and the humming noises it makes!

Hmm...

*goes back to teaching the Violet Scuttler to talk*

Violet Scuttler says: Meep cheeble mimp.

Well, we're getting there... slowly.

*feeds gathering scuttlers squidgey cookies*

As for the roll call... great idea Wyvern!

*is trampled by stampeding scuttlers*

Ooh... I feel funny...

Hey all sorry I haven't been on in a while. I've been spangling at work. Soo... More SPANGLES for everyone I have missed!!!!!!!!!!


*Launches Spangle rocket*

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I know what will make it better!
*gives excepitional a box of cookies*

Hmmm....I still haven't been able to find my crimson scuttler lately.....
excepitional, you wouldn't be sitting on it again, would you?

Arthur is feeling better... He now also has a collar with a medical tag that reads: "Do not feed me chocolate"...

He's also sworn off Dancing Hamster Guy... DHG's recent departure made him feel bad. Now that DHG has returned, he's promised that he Won't eat the Hamster Guy... He makes no promises about ordinary Hamsters, though...

He's also a bit ashamed of what happened the last time he came by... He humbly asks if he can come back...

*jumps up*
*sees squashed crimson scuttler*

Oops.

Sorry Voices, I've found the scuttler now! I'll give it one of those cookies to cheer it up.

*scuttler devours whole box*

Hmm... I guess it was hungry! Thanks for the cookies anyway!

You always seem to sit on my scuttler....
The cookies were no problem, though! I robbed the keebler warehouse last week!


I didn't say that....

Arthur still wants to know if Tribe Wyvern needs a mascot...

Greetings people, haven't been here for a while, I see we seem to have new members. Jolly Good. So how is everybody?

*Takes a swig of previously-green-but-now-seems-to-be-shiny-shiny-matt-black stuff*

Wurble Wurble Schlulpp

*Collapses*

Light Weight! *grabs glass of wierd stuff and wanders off drinking*