Hmmm. what can we plan,, what CAN we plan? Well Snoo has the spangle cannon and I'm sure we can make clay model scuttlers. Any other suggestions?

Well, I recently saw an episode of Mythbusters, where they were testing out the myth of foiling radar speed detectors. One of the myths they tested was using a chaff cannon to foil Radar (It failed). They made the cannon by loading the cone of a fire extinguisher with strips of aluminum foil. When they triggered the extinguisher, the foil shot out of it like a cannon. Maybe something similar could work as a Spangle Cannon in RL? (I wouldn't get it too close to anyone's face, though...). maybe using shiny confetti?

Ohh...increasing the range of the spangle cannon that has definate potential.
Clay scuttlers too...Oooo!
*rubs hands together and adds a few drops of hissing liquid to the mutating cocktail*

Maybe we could... no that would be too volatile... but maybe... just maybe.... we could create spangled Scuttlers with glittery playdough and launch them at passers by with a smiley kind off "Have a Scuttler they're good for you" line!

*Flying kittens fly through in order to raid the cookie stores*

*Scuttlers promptly chase out giggling kittens*



*Laughing scutters run through being chased by flying kittens*



*All colapse on cushions near people known to rub fur, tickle well, and/or share cookies*

*distributes tummy rubs and tickles as required. Deftly removes several kittens from the vicinity of certain luminous beverages and fishes out an over adventurous scuttler whilst simultaniously attempting to snag self a cookie before they disappear down several hungry throats*

Ahh its good to know that whenever things get too grey and normal I can come here and my faith in organised insanity is restored.

*gives up with the cookies and leans back to watch a severly unsteady scuttler wrestle a large cookie*
Hmm...should the cookie really be winning???

I think Tribe Wyvern needs a purpose. Does anyone else agree? and if so what should it be? I vote for random chaos bringers but maybe there is another job within the community we could do

*PQM comes sailing through the air, leaving a glittering rainbow trail behind her. As she exits the thread, spangly cookies begin falling from somewhere near the ceiling. She's back from her world tour, and glad to be home...*

Apart from randomly scaring SPS you mean?

Well we used to go and welcome all the noobs but I think that sort of peetered out...oh how I miss those scuttler filled days of glory.
*reminisces*
You're right though we need purpose otherwise we're merely taking up Mata's precious space and loitering in these hallowed halls.

So then we need IDEAS and lots! What can we the Tribe do of benefit for the good matazonians???

*Wyvern gets knocked down in mad rush for spangly cookies, by Kittens, Scuttlers, and Hamsters...*

(Sorry Wyvern)

*Quoth helps Wyvern back to a standing position*

Quoth: Please, carry on...

ways to help the community....um.... Pick up trash beside the information highway?

Tribe Wyvern Militant wing: Spangle grenades set to stun!

*readies decontamination suit for meet*

*Kittens, Scuttlers, and Hamsters, having finished off the cookies are now piled together in the corner of the room, snoozing contentedly*

Awww, aren't they cute?

ANti Cath are you afraid of us.....?

Not a bloody chance I just know exactly what to expect and walking in on your second week of a months trial for a new job plastered in sparkles may cause some interesting looks.

Depends on what the job is....

Ahh thankyou Quoth. *Eyes the heap of sleeping critters with distrust.*Cute they may be but trusting I am not, espescially when that lot are concerned.

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voices_in_my_head Posted Jun 17 2005, 04:34 AM
  ways to help the community....um.... Pick up trash beside the information highway?

Ohh nice, very nice...but if we stop posting in our usual manner will there be anything left to pick up? Oh hang on I think you may have it! We shall pick up and destroy all references to that *mutters under breath causing the oxygen to hurry off in search of blankets*singing frog thing and its ilk. Aye indeed we have a plan!!!
*rubs hands together and grins evilly*

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Faerieryn Posted Yesterday, 06:52 AM
  Tribe Wyvern Militant wing: Spangle grenades set to stun!

OH YES we'll be needing plenty of those, crack out the heavy duty spangle cannisters!!!

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Cath Posted Yesterday, 12:45 PM
  *readies decontamination suit for meet*

Aye those will be needed to, although I hope you dont think it will keep you safe Cath m'dear?

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Faerieryn Posted Today, 06:43 AM
  ANti Cath are you afraid of us.....?

You bet she is!!!
*ducks*

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Cath Posted Today, 11:22 AM
Not a bloody chance I just know exactly what to expect and walking in on your second week of a months trial for a new job plastered in sparkles may cause some interesting looks.

Really???
*looks wide eyed and innocent*
Are you quite sure, I mean surely it could only enhance your reputation?

There was a suggestion that the singing amphibious naked thingy was actually shouting "Matamatamatamata" as it was going so maybe we could adjust the things head to look like Mr Snaffleburger?

I am currently looking for spangly paydough for the Notts meet. Anyone else have any toy plans? For WE MUST HAVE TOYS!!!! It is an unspoken rule that all meets must have toys!!!!

Toys...hmmm... the way the weather's going I'm thinking maybe a super soaker would be appropriate

I could always donate my current avatar

Looks a bit meanacing but offers cookies so cant be to bad I can always find another

Spangly water!!! Water balloons!!!!

How does one make Spangly water, anyway?

Spangles + water = spangly water!!!! Have you never put glitter in water? It's the coolest thing in the world AND it sticks to clothing even more!!!!!

Dont encourage her, its bad enough that she just seems to have Sapngles that get thrown all over you at will whenever she's about.
Serious! Even if she's not used them in days they're all over me whenever she's there

Spangles are good for you!!! And you look cute with them stuck to your nose!

*walks in looking sheepish* ummm.... hello my bwig swister told me to look in here. Is my innocence under threat? *sucks thumb and plays with pigtails*
p.s. it is all her fault!!!!!!!!!!

Don't believe a word she says!!! Innocent my a£$e!!!

Violence and innocence are an odd mix but Welcome LadyA

heehee I might just nickname you Laaaayday cos A) I'm lazy & I'm stooopid. Sounds better out loud anyway.

HAVE A COOKIE and try not to kill your sister. either of 'em

Ladya wouldn't hurt me... I'm the only protection she has against the dog!

Ahh welcome!
From that statement I gather you are as innocent as myself then?

Well pull up a beanbag, if you can find one without kittens or scuttlers.
*gestures room vaguely*

Ahh yes sample the cocktail m'dear its something else that one.
*Hands tall smoking glass and retreats to a safe distance*

Ohh and yes toys for the meet, toys are compulsary!!!

Cough cough splutter splutter!

*pats Faerieryn on the back*

You ok there? Something went down the wrong hole?

It was the words "Tribe Wyvern" and "Innocence" being used in the same post! I'm sure we are many things but... innocent?

Its our latest disguise.

Appear innocent and adorable and once their guard is down...well I think you know the drill by now.

Hey, I made it!

*scoops all scuttlers up in giant group hug*

I missed you all!

*hands round new shiny beanbags and avoids smoking liquids in vicinity*

*rattles and myttering come from the wardrobe*

Exceptional! Greetings once again!
New beanbags!

*eyes rather excitable looking scuttlers*
Ok you lot this time nobody shreds the furniture alright? Not one scratch, well not for at least one week, understood?

*is unconvinced at the innocent shufflings and chirps. Retreats to a corner to catch a few minutes rest in preparation for the pending meet keeping one eye on the room*

Does anyone know if there is a problem with Anti-Caths wardrobe it appears to be muttering again?!

Stand back and I'll Spangle it!!! If there is anything in there it'll be covered in glitter before this post is over!!!!

*walks in and is immediately spangled (is that a word?) in glitter*

*Cough, sputter.*

Just came in to see if anyone has seen the flying kittens?

Flying kittens are allergic to spangles. I think they went that way. *Points to the wardrobe

Nah, flying kittens aren't allergic to spangles... They're just scared of 'em...
I doubt that they're hiding in Cath's wardrobe, either... she once told them that it runs on Kitten juice!

It's true! It does!

Hmm how does one juice a kitten *evil thoughts running through my mind*

Okay, so if the kittens aren't in the wardrobe then where have they gone?

Has anybody seen them?

hello my lovely people. its been forever since i've been on this thread!

*hands cookies and little flying lizards to everyone*

Maybe Erins flying lizard had something to do with their disappearance?

*rumbling and churning noises come from the wardrobe. The door opens slightly a hand come out and hangs a sign on the door handle and disapears back inside* sign reads "nothing to see here move along, move along"

*glances suspisciously at the wardrobe and carefully inks an amendment to the sign*

"Nothing to see here move along, move along. Unless you want to see the rare and elusive anti-cath in which case drill a hole here -->"

*satisfied cleans hands on jeans and trundles off to round up the scuttlers in time for dinner.

*a second sign joins the first which says I really wouldn't unless you want your eyes sucked into a temperal warp or something!*