Energy near that stuff!!! Are you mad!!!

Hmmmm. I know what!!!
*Aims Spangle Cannon......*

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That should fix it!!!

*Cath starts to back away then turns and legs it as fast as she can then realises there's nothing on which to run so use the momentum she's built up to get back to her warbrobes and slams the door behind her!!!*

Exits Tribe Void with great speed. I made the cocktail and am suprised it reacted so benignly to the first spangles that fell into it.

FLEEEEEE!!

*looks at the s p a n g l e s covering him and realises that chain reactions could be bad grabs his leatherman from his belt, pulls out the blade and rips a hole in the fabric of the void, puts his feet through and squeezes through so that he is on the otherside and only a small peephole remains.*

this is sooooooo gonna be bad.

*Dances*

Oh the Spangle cannon'll fix it good, the spangle cannon'll do what it should,
The spangle cannon makes lots of fun,
Fun and glitter for everyone!!!!!!

*Wait expectantly inside her wardrobe and straps herself down as turbulance caused by the shock wave of the explosion starts to rip apart the void. Peers out after everything carms down.*
Oh! bloody hell that really cant be right I'm sure that really should happen???*Quickly retreats back inside wardrobe making sure the door is completely barricaded*

*peaks out from the rip in the void*

"oohhhhh dear, dinosaurs!"

*hides, lots*

ALIEN MOE CAME BACK!!!!
*celebrates*

*Notices a large cloud of spangle and sparks billowing toward and whips out a scuttler box*
Now would seem to be the perfect opportunity to test this out....

*scuttlers constructs a surfboard from*

Hmm...now lets seeeeeeeeee....

*hurtles across the void on a crest of energy ducking several dinosaurs and a rather puzzled collection of singing vegetables*

Through a cloud of spangles I see something... Could it be.... land?
"Land Ho!"

Yer off the the edge of the map matey here there be monsters!

Well, large dinosaurs and singing vegetables at any rate.

*Through the spangle dust, dinos, vegies and pirates the mass on the horizon grows. Long and oblong and seemingly solid there seem to be large towers equaly spaced along the top of the mass. Floral and oval bases leading to slender towers.*

**Floating along in the void Smiler slowly regains conscientious**

Hey! Where am I? Whodja Whatja Whereja HUH! Last thing I remember I saw Ashbless behind the back of the bar... I was about to ask about becoming my assistant/ trainee... I tried a sip of some drink that I'd spied on the side, next thig I know I'M COVERED IN BLOOMING SPANGLES!!!!!
Probably should have paid attention to the "Beware ye all who sip this concoction of doom" notice.

Whats with all the void then huh? Where's the bloody bar??????!!!!!!!!

*points Smiler in direction of long spangly thing in the distance*

Not a clue but I'm sure that would do

Bloody hell he's logged on here still. This is faerieryn by the way

Blinder BAR AHOY!!!
And are those bean bags?...... hold on they've got arms...are they coming towards us or the other way round?

Attack of the killer bean bags!!!!
*aims spangle cannon*

But what's going to happen to the voidy like cosmos if all the beans get loose???????????????

We'll just have to start building tribe islands

Well I claime this island with the bar on it as AntiCAth Island and it shall be pirateified!

Killer bean bags? Nah, they're friendly really.

*peers at swarming bean bags*

Hmm. Maybe...

*Faerieryn bounces onto an island just off the coast of ANtiCath Pirate Ilse.*
" I proclaim this island Spangle Ilse. All who cross her borders will be spangled (And anyone else in sight)"
*Aims spangle cannon and Pirate ilse*

*builts a baraked of rum barrels jumps on bar grabs handy rope with cutlass between teeth* Prepare to be boarded bilge rat!

This doesn't look good.... either I've been away a loooooooong time, or something really bad happened to the former tribe HQ. Or both, heheh.

I think I'd better follow Cath's advice and grab an island.

*spots small, round island safe-ish distance from spangle cannon range*

This one's mine... it's called... I don't know, I'll name it later.
It's mine!

*sets down Scuttler which proceeds to rampage*
Very good.

*Not impressed with Cath's bar nicking action* That Bar should be mine dammit!

As this is my 500th post & your birthday I tell you what; You keep this island so long as I can be retained as your personal barman AND that my island -that one over there with the booze cash & carry and large outcrop of rocks with a prominatory shaped like a smiley face- can be linked by a fortified gangplank to which only you & I would have keys for the uuber fortified gates???

How's that sound? You get free booze and a wench-male to serve it! huh huh huh???

Sounds like a pretty good bargin to me. *hands over apron* But your going to have to help me with that mutaneer over there. *points in Ryn's direction*

Ready... AIm... FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eeeek!
*ducks to avoid flying spangles*

Too late... Gotcha!!!
(does a little dance now that we have the tribe back!)

*stumbles in spangly circles*

Ooo- spangly...

*wanders in*

I'm pretty sure I've been here before! So hello again. If I havent been here before then I'm horribly mistaken, but hello anyway

*stares at exceptional1709 and her spanglyness* Meow....

*also admires spangly exceptional*

Wow things have been busy round here!

*is hit full in the face with spangles*

Ohhh so pretty.....

*Put in a tight spot decides its probably better not to take sides and instead just hides from the Spangle cannon behind a keg wall*

Glad those spangles wont ruin my beer! But question? HOW THE HELL TO YOU WASH TEM OUT DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??

You know damn well that nothing gets spangles out. NOTHING MWA HA HA HA!!!

Ok Cath! She's goin DaaaawwwwooooooOoooooWNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Rubs hands.*

"Join the ranks of Ryns Spangle army... Free Cookies!!!!"
A couple of scutters begin to manouver their way through the mass of tribal islands

This means Spangley war!!!!!

Right war you want war you'll get!!! *nips down to the celler and returns with a bottle of grog and cookie flavoured spangles and her trusty granade launcher. Puts grog on bar polishes granade launcher. Scuttler change direction and start heading toward the bar island* Hahar!

*Joins Ryn's Spangle Army and eats free cookies*

*Tools up and crouches below ramparts with cannon*

Yay!!!! I have a cheese flavoured moose!!! Woohoo!!!!!

*Starts throwing spangley cookies around at hungry looking scuttlers*

Arms the Smilotron® smiley imprinted laser beam and stands on Smile Rock (as it shall now be known) ready to aim following Admiral Cath's orders.

Molotov cocktails for drinkin and hurling at the ready

*Smiler fires the smilotronand it fires... SPANGLES!!!!*

God I loved sabotage!!!!

Dammit faerie!
*shakes fist* *scoots over the fortified island bridge and hands Cath a cocktail or four*

Sorry, Smilotron® ray failed and needs to cool down, half my island is spanglified. I'm gonna wait here until the fall out stops.

*carfully maneuvers both islands so that Exceptional and a few random islands are in the crossfire then moves to a mysteeeeEEEEEEeeeeeerious console behind the Mini Bar*

*Stumbles out of the shadows and gazes up at a 'Tribe Wyvern' sign with flashing lights* Aaaaahhhh I finally found it!!!

I uhhh... was prodded to come here by certain people...*Glances over at Smiler who is running around wearing a pirate hat and emmiting screams of "Arrrr!"*

Wyvern...long time no speak...Hows the insanity going up your end? *Hands over Faerie Dust and Skittles as a pressie*

*Picks up Toy Pirate sword and challenges the nearest tree to a duel* Aye there Cap'n!

*still stumbling in spangly circles*

Follow the pretty sparkles... follow the pretty sparkles...

*Uses 2 ACME (MATA Ed.® ) fan to to blow spangles in a wavey pattern above Exceptionals head forcing them towards a nice big cliff on Exceptional Island*

Yay, might have me a real life lemming heeheeheehee

*Positions boat with mattressess under cliff to catch any passing lemmings*

*stumbles in*

*looks around*

What the...

*stumbles out again*

Hello, folks! It's me, Espy!

Please, stop the spangly-grenade war for a few seconds so we can celebrate me becoming a member of the tribe. Eh? Eh? You know you want a new bard member. I'll fill your halls with the unearthly sounds of the mystical cyber-inter-luto-piana-flut-olin-enett. I've got... uh... chocolate-covered elf ears, imported from... Corneria. Ok, that was a lie, but you should still make me the tribe-minstrel because I'm cute (especially in spangles), and every tribe needs a minstrel, don't they?

Also, can I get a green bean-bag. Pleeeease.

*gathers exceptional into a safe place and directs stardust smile towards the mutant cocktail*

Right then team I see things are getting lively again.Whoohoo!!!

So then scuttlers you're on grog nicking duty...
Espynwislyn consider yourself hired we need some suitable duelling soundtracks...
Everyone down yourselves a shot of that thur smoking beverage and we'll see about constructing ourselves a wee whirlpool over yonder!

*cackles manically, downs several shots of mutating cocktail and stares crosseyed at a passing sea gull* someone please tell me that gull wasn't pink????

Yarrrr! I be dyeing thee gulls pink to confuse ye Wyvy!

*Passes Espy a green bean bag*

There ye go matey. Use her well, and long may she serve ye.

*Slings Spangle-Cannon on back and climbs to the Foretop, comeing in over the futtock-shrouds and settleing down on a studding-sail, shoulding Spangle Cannon*

Yarr, forward mateys, to victory!

*Prepares to shoot any who may be sailing on this here sea and who do not bow to the Banner of King Death* (That's the Jolly Rodger to all ye landlubbers)

*raises her Calico Jack (that be one of the many differn't types of Jolly Roger to you pretend pirates )* If any one of you scurvy bilge rats be thinging you can be capturing my island You got another thing comeing!!! *hooks up the wardrobe powered sweeps and starts the island circling causing the start of a whirlpool where Wyvern was pointing* That should get it going *once the whirpool stars a a steady flow the island pulls off to the oporsite side to Ryn* Ye'll not be taking me alive!!