*Ryn harnesses several dyed Pink seagulls and turns the spangle cannon backwards so it will work like a rocket*

After her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(To the tune of Ride of the Valkyries played expertly by Espy)

I played expertly!?? We're on an island!?? Multiple exclamations and question marks!??

*sits on bean-bag* I'm gonna have a cookie. If you need more theme music just contact me telpathicly. Wooo-weee-ooo. *starts belting the "Cheers" theme song*

GAH!
Tis a stronger whirlpool we be needing mateys crank it up a touch and haul em in!!!

*sets several scuttlers to pedalling furiously and raises own flags in response one plain black (or maybe black on black who knows) and one plain red...*

No quarter m'dearies so you lot best get a moving before my bonnie lot really get moving...

*shakes fist at gull pinkness, checks compass, mutters, tests the wind and downs more cocktail*

*Flyin' about looking for the padels*

erm... Espynwislyn... Just so that I dont confuse you with the gorgeously yummy Minstrels made from Ggalaxy chocolate in a cripsy shell (mmmMMMmmmmm) can we have something rousing please?Battle songs maybe, "Welcome to the jungle" but adapted to sing island? Get that blood pumping more

Your not supposed to put them both up at the same time
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*Dives into sea and starts swimming very fast in circles*

Bum! I've only got on bloomin padel
*Starts padeling really really really fast on one side of the island counter to all the other whirlpools, slowly forming and anti-whirlpool capable of distrupting any it touches*

Heehee

Thinking on the word 'distrupting' I'm kinda unsure as to exactly what might happen. Anyone wanna try? Could be fun...

*Fast catching up to Cath's wardrobe powered Island*

Turn now and prepare to battle!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Aims spare spangle cannon in the vague direction of Caths Island

Ok, *cracks nucles* dramatic theme music, right.

I'll give you a choice this *plays dungeon music from super mario bros*, this *plays Indiana Jones theme music* or this *plays "I walk Alone"*

Looks suspiciasly and greedily at finger, then at Smiler. Stop confusing me! I am not a chocolate crunchie. Although, there's realy only one way to know for certain...

Duna-duna-duna. Duna-duna-duna. Da-da-dat-dat-da-da-dadadadata.

I know but with this lot to co-ordinate you have to admit it saves time later on and there's no confusion over intentions

*coaxes scuttlers to double the pace and starts singing enthusiastically about hey-ing and ho-ing in an off key but energetic manner*

Now whose first? Come on now don't be shy feel free to volunteer....come on...you know I'll get you in the end anyway tis in the script...

*waves tatty scrap of blank paper* see...all written down as is proper in invisible ink.

Hmm...no volunteers then? Come on CheeseMoose you know you want to....

*Glances nervously towards the blank bit of paper wondering exactly what is written on it*

*Hides behind CheeseMoose, and suddenly runs off fascinated in doing the conga with the Scuttlers*

*cranks up the power on the wardrobe (which is infinate due to being transdimentional ) Ye be challenging the Anti Cath do ye!!!!!! *stands dramatically on some rigging which has apeared from nowhere waving her cutlass and cues dramatic music from Espy* I'll not be having it!!!!! Full speed ahead me boyos! *mutters something about being a nearly inocent bystander*

Hello, the cookies are delicious. Wait a second... are you.. are you trying to get me fat?

*throws cookie down and runs away*








*runs back, picks up cookie, and runs away again*

What am I volunteering for again?

Ah well *Signs Wyvy's paper*

*Removes Stardust_Smile from back*
*examines*
*replaces*

*Clings onto the back of CheeseMoose trying to blend in*

Hehe, they won't find me here...

*Makes hushing sounds at the Scuttlers in an attempt to keep them quiet*

*Slaps a big neon arrow pointing at CheeseMooses back with "scuttlers make noise here" scribbled on it*

I'd be happy to sign so long as I have the Hubble so we can see that small print... oo oo and maybe some lemons and a UV light to highlight the indelible ink. I know what signing up for something in here could lead to and I DONT wanna be wearing a tutu!!!

A neon arrow?! *Gazes at in in awe* Ooohhhh I wonder how they get it to do that flashing thi...Nooooo thats wrong! They'll find meeee!

*Curls up into an even tighter ball on CheeseMooses back*

*Peers over CheeseMooses shoulder at the piece of paper* What exactly are we signing up to? *Considers signing it*

I'm afraid you're already signed up. The paper includes a clause saying that all occupants of the backs of anyone who signs up are also signed up.

*Takes neon sign off back*
*examines*
*replaces*

Ooohhhh I'm an occupant?!?! There's a word for back-clingers?! Wow...*Is impressed*

So hmmm what does this piece of paper sign us up to? *Pulls out Faerie Wand ready incase anything jumps out from the shadows*

*Cath jumps out of shadows and steals off with fairy wand*

My beautiful wand...

*Looks around* Cathhhh? *Spots a shadow lurker* Aha!!!

*Sends CheeseMoose running in the direction of Cath*

Argh! I'm being controlled by a person who is clinging to my back!

Just make sure we only go nice places yeah?

And Wyvy, what did we sign up to exactly?

Sorry folks but with all these contracts hanging about it's hard to distinguish between all the invisible inks I've used.

Smiler I can almost completely say that this one doesn't contain any tutu related clauses...almost.

As for the rest of you the small print in these here beauties is special just by glancing at my suspisciously blank sheet of paper you become party to the terms and conditions enclosed. As to their exact nature well...I'll do a little checking and get back to you but Smiler...you may want to get that tutu dry cleaned just incase!

I'm allergic to tutus so Me and Stardust can't wear them

Ohh! Ohh! I wanna be in the special contract-signing club! Pick me! Pick me! I have my own pen and everything!

Eh-hem. *breaths in deeply* "If you're happy and you know it, fight dramaticly.If you're happy and you know it, fight dramaticly.If you're happy and you know it, and your face will surely show it, if you're happy and you know it fight dramaticly."

I've been playing with the new double eye patch look so have not seen these contracts. I've enough of my own to deal with with out signing up for yours

*Nods* Yep he's right...wait do Faeries wear tutus?

Maybe we could make little tutus for the scuttlers! *Ponders the thought*

Faeiries do indeed wear tutu's. AND have elastic straps that keep their faerie wands attatched to them.

The spangle cannon has indeed been loaded and ready to fire for about a week now so I'm afraid it's gonna go off and explode everywhere. I can't control it !!!!!


*****************BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**************************

*Trumpet end of battle death music*
Doo Doo Doo. Doo doo doo. Doo Do doo do do doo do doo doo.

Nooo! Spangles!!

*runs*

That's a good idea, spangly tutus for thr scuttlers. Mind you, everything is spangly now.

Ooo... spangly tutus eh? I think my scuttler would like one. Probably purple. Would you?
*scuttler nods vigorously*

Even though it's spangly?

*scuttler sinks teeth into shoe*

I guess that means yes. Hmm...

There is nothing wrong with Spangly tuttu's. Smiler wears one whenever he can.....

Ahhh I must say it's good to see my adopter getting himself involved with all the activities
...bet he looks dashing in a tutu

*Delves into her bag and hands out tiny tutus for the Scuttlers*

Are you still on my back Stardust? 'cos it's getting rather crowded back there, with you and the camels and the dodos and the squirrels and stuff.

Oooohhhh quite a selection there...Partey on CheeseMooses back!

I....ummm....can pay rent! yesh! *Hands over Pirate sword and an eye patch*

Okay, you can stay, *takes eyepatch and sword*

Yay! *orders a round of changing colour drinks for everyone*

Enjoy

Arr! After a long period of away-ness I be back... What the hell happened?

Hmmmm this one looks interesting...*winks*

*Jumps off of CheeseMooses back*

*Runs over to hand you a colour changing drink*

Just watch out for the Badgers, they happen to like the pretty colours...

Something very bad happened to the Tribe. We had to flee HQ... and now the Scuttlers have tutus. Ah well, no matter.

Ahh...

*slurps the drinky thing down noisily*

Ah-ha! It looks like CM has a vacant back!!

*steals CM's eyepatch*

*occupies CM's back*

I'm taking over the moose!! Left!! Hurry!! Forward!! No, no, Right!! Eeeeep!!

EDIT: The Scuttlers have tutus?!

If you're occupying his back, I'm occupying yours...

It's only fair...

That's against the rules!!

You cant occupy the back of someone occupying the back of another...

Heel, moose!!

*Flicks through rule book* I see no rule about it...

And I'm only little, I won't take up much space...honest...

*Looks innocent*

Eep. CM, she's scaring meee!!

*waves CM's sword at you whilst he's blindly charging along (Left!!!!!)*

*girly scream*

I'm the Tribe's first... girly screamer.

How exactly can you wave a pirate sword at me if I'm hiding on your back?

*Hands over Faerie Dust as rent for occupying your back*

Okay, if Rae is on my back and Stardust is on his back, then I'm gonna be on STardust's back.

*Climbs onto Stardust's back*

*Steals back eyepatch and sword from Rae*

Yay! I have a pirate on my back! Prepeare to be boarded yeargh!

Go team Rae!!! *Hands over sugary goodies*

I think it might be the other way round and it have actually fled us.

*Arthur flies in*
Hi! Anyone miss me?
Hello?
Hello?
*Arthur flies back out*