We all miss everyone. Come back tribe all is forgiven

Yeah, all...well, most is forgiven

hmmm..... some is forgiven...

Dammit we blewed up the fing and so I dont fink we'd best be fogiven...

Or not... Actually, I've been consulting my notes and after the formation of the reformed and now broken apart islands think that we may be able to re reform a Wyer to call our very own HQ again.

ouch, my head hurts...

My head hurts too. We need to think of something to do, quickly. Where's Wyvern?

Dealing with computer issues.

Nah!!! I'm sure our almighty leader is ACTUALLY planning a new plot for world domination or plotting a new plan or... something like that. I think we should preapre for battle!!! * begins shining up spangle cannon*

Oh my! Just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger I see something whizzing past. I sure that it looked like various people all balanced on each others backs, along with some very disturbing looking scuttlers...please tell me that I didn't really just see them all doing a spandex version of swan lake...please....

Sorry I've been absent for so long as madame Cath kindly snitched on me yus I have been having computer issues, a long series of them one after another after another!

I've missed everyone the world is far too sane without you lot!

Our dear spangly Ryn also hit it close I have been attempting to plot and therefore make an impressive return but somehow...the tutu's and the scuttlers appear to have completely blitzed my mind...I can't think why.....

*glances about carefully and settles down with a large tankard of smoking cocktail*

I think I'll just sit here a while and...think...yes think thats it.....

The Wyvern returns! This has to be good... I think

*eyes smoking cocktail suspiciously*

Why is it still green? I thought that was the changing kind... uh-oh *runs*

*Whizzes past still clinging onto Rae's back and crashes into a spangly post*

Ahhh...maybe I shouldn't have given him roller-skates... *Climbs back onto Rae's back*

Aye there Wyvern!!! Glad to see you bouncing about again

I must say I think some of the scuttlers rather like their tutu's, I saw a group dancing in them over by the cocktail...*points*

Stardust.... that's not dancing. The scuttlers are performing an ancient ritual that they need tutus to do! We have foolishly provided them with the very tools they need to destroy the entire world! OH NOES!

Rituals?!?! Eeep!!!

Anyone know the effects of the said ritual? Wyvern???

Rituals, nah I don't worry to much about those the scuttlers know the rules...Wyverns and cocktails are to be left in peace on pain of something to make their world dominating and corrupting rituals look paltry in comparison.
Ohh yes and this is the original greenstuff.
*continues sipping*

Where's the damn bar man when you need him? SMILERI want a pink one!!! With Spangles on it!!!!!

*peers at the scuttlers closely* Erm... Wyvern I'm not sure you have to worry about being disturbed if they complete that ritual... I'm not sure we'd have to worry about anything if they complete that ever again... I get the feeling that could change life as we know it!!!!

Why didn't we get warned about this ritual before? ... there wasn't anything about this on the box. Erm... *pulls out How to Handle Your Scuttler volume 18*

Does anyone have a DVD version of that book. It looks kinda huge... Wait a second. I've got an idea!!!


*Grabs Exceptionals Book and lobs it in the direction of the dancing scuttlers*
That aught to create some chaos!!!

*glances over at the mob of angry scuttlers*

Eeep! They'll start a riot!!!

Sings. "I predict a riot, I predict a Roit!!!!"
(sorry couldn't help it!!)

did someone mention a riot?

*breaks out the maltov cocktails, many-pointed sticks, and the random bit of pokey things*

*views scuttlers leafing through the book on how to handle scuttlers, some pull out pens and start to make corrections and ammendments*

Uh oh!

OH MY! PLEASE NO!!! TELL ME YOU DIDN'T DO THAT!
Did you really have to lob the book at them the whole point of having a handlers book is its for the handlers! It doesn't work quite as well if they've read it too!
*looks again*
Who on earth gave them a pen, several pens for that matter... I can see there being a few problems in the very near future. I know I'm going to be fine but the rest of you....

*downs a shot of the green stuff, looks around wildly for a safe corner and pours a large measure, ignites it and makes for a safe haven*

*Holds tight to Wyvern's back*

I'm with you

*prepares Spangle cannon by attaching a VERRRY long telescopic lense*

Everyone behind me!!! I'm going to put a stop to this nonsense!!!

*Aims cannon directly at Scuttlers and downs three large shots of green, purple and pinkish/ blue stuff*

*runs, jumps, hides, and generally flees the scene*

ACK! Must hide!

*Backs into wardrobe and locks door*
Nice knowing you lot.

Cath? I could use your help here! I need you to be prepared with that pretty cutlass of yours just in case they get annoyed

*Holds up Faerie Wand and cowers behind various household objects*

*Sees the Scuttlers begin to spread out*

Aghhhh Panic!

Hey Stardust! Does that thing throw spangles??

I...ummm... ...*attempts to wave wand around*

*girly scream as spangles fly out of wand tip*

Ooohhhh look at the pretty colo...hey it worked! IT WORKED!!!

*Arms herself with Wand*

You not getting me out of this wardrobe for anything if those things are on the rampage if I was you I'd be begging to come in it's marginally safer in here.

That is until you herd them in that direction!!!!

*runs in circles*

This isn't good this isn't good this isn't good...

*bangs frantically on wardrobe door*

*levitates into air and begins waving frantically*

er.. a little help here guys...

*starts thrashing wildly*

ACK!!!

*Quickly let Exceptional in and slams door shut again.*

Stick close you might get lost.

Mistress Cath we need a singularity herd them into. Do you kow where the nearest one is? Unless someone knows the words to the secret scuttler song that will calm the savage beast?

I'm pretty sure someone knew the secret scuttler song...hmmm, oh yeah it was Espy. Where's the Bard!?

*Still hiding on Wyvy's back*

*views scuttlers finish their ammendments to the scuttler handlers guide and sees them produce a fresh sheet of paper after 30 seconds of frantic scribbling the scuttlers look up and head towards the nearest person who hasn't fled yet, The scittlers hand their paper and ammended handbook to bryden42*

"Err guys, It's worse than we thought..... It seems that they're on strike untill their working condition and pay concerns are addressed"

*watches scuttlers scuttle off*

Oh well. I have a plan
*Turns to address the assembled scuttlers*

Friends, Matazonians and scuttlers, lend me your apendages!
HEAR ME OH YE MIGHTY & NOBLE SCUTTLERS! I hearby offer you the opportunity to have fulfilling and gainful employment with payment in beer, assorted alchohols and pig snacks a-plenty with a 3 and half working week with an allowed and active havoc causing mandate on your time off... all I ask in return is that you smile...

...Oh yeah, and take me as your undisputed leader...

*Scuttlers look as though they might be on the verge of grinning but are for the time being stony-faced*

Eek...

Can't be good!!

*begins to run to hide behind something and then realizes that he is still floating*

er... now THIS cant be good...

*flails legs a bit*

hmmm....

*One by one, the Scuttlers commit smilerside which is to fall to into a smiley state of being with grins to greater and lesser degrees of mischeviousness spreading throughout the bunch. They form into legions and begin following Smiler as he passess back and forth*

Now, I'm sure I saw a wardrobe over there somewhere ...
SCUTTLERS! If we're to make a bar we need some wood. Use that wardrobe if you cant find anything else and pleeeeease avoid any singularities!!!

*Wardrobe disapears*

Erm...I appear to have developed a cheesemoose shaped limpet...
*inspects*
Intriguing!

Congratulations Smiler it would appear you have a new army of smiley critters although personally I still wouldn't trust them too much. Having offered them perfection what if they should want more?

Oh and Cath hun don't forget the scuttlers were designed to track you and that transdimentinal device of wood in which you currentl abide, since when have you ever been safe in there, anywhere?

Hmm...well I might as well see the ammendments.
*leans over bryden 42's shoulder and scans the document*hmm...aye, yus...REALLY?! Impressive logic...and a WHAT?!
Oh I can see this will take a degree of study, anyone care to join?

As it seems that there's a Scuttler/Smiler combined effort (+/catastrophe) in the offing I suppose I should lend a hand reviewing the document.

Also, I'd like to make it clear that all creator defaults are now defunkt... i think... thats what they're telling me anyway

All Defaults? That means the wardrobe and me are safe then seeing as traking us was a default.

No not a default hunny they requested that feature

The only default of creatorship was that they leave my cookies alone...and as they know the consequences of messing with MY cookies...they get left alone.

Especially as they are currently Lemon and lime and blackcurrant jaffa cakes...NO-ONE not even rogue scuttlers come between me and cookie like objects!!!

Wyvern, as you're here the Super Spangler Squad would like to volunteer as the protectors of your realm. We have enough arsenal I think....

Ah now this is strange. Trapped inside wardrobe hiding from scuttler army with single tame domestic scuttler and Cath for whose inconvenience the scuttlers were first created. Hmm. *ponders predicament*

As for the scuttlers I think they might need some jaffa cakes Wyvern, they, er... *sound of loud munching*

Thats it lads, more wood for the bar. We can use any extra for barrel shaped stools and a few kegs for the home brew, keep on munchin!

Erm... about them cookies Scuttley (Self pronounced leader dontcha know) has said there may be a ... *looks over to the Wyvy's shoulder in teh direction of the cookie vault* ...erm... be right back!