Indeed, fantastic idea!!!

*Holds Faerie Wand up and grins* I be up for the challenge!!!

Ooohhh ohhhh Ryn do we get a Spangle uniform?! Or at least a name tag?

Are you farie like cause you may need a tag any how?

Will I?!

Ah okay why do faeries need tagging?...Sounds interesting...

Yes if you dont want to be culled you need a tag. We had a farie infestion last year. You see.

Faerie tagging is explained in this thread.

Eeep!!!

*Slaps big name tag on herself*

Indeed we do deserve a uniform. I'm thinking lots of purple and pink and brightly coloured combats etc
CHeck out my uniform ideas


I think it's pretty cool don't you guys?

hmmm... I prefer:

Dude- you see read the comic "Book of Lost Souls", its running now, still fairly new. A trench instead of a cape and a different shaped black & white cat and you've got him down pat!...ish

And I mentioned this already to FaerieRyn but just adding the extra S and covering your self in spangles still means your running a thin line from being thought of as the SS heeheeheeheeheehee

Im gonna get hurt methinks

We laugh and *fing* in your general direction Smiler!

heeheehee

Now my minions...erm co-existence happy co-optive friends of a scuttler persuasion... what we need now is an anti-Spangle defence initiative. Even Cath spuriously spangled me the other day! Cath?!?!! Spangles! On my face! I was wearing dark colours! What is the world coming to...?

*sniggers evily* Got you SOOOOO well and all!

Personally I'm impressed with the outfit - All hail the purple and pinkness!!!



Did I just hear you correctly...ANTI-spangle?!?! Agghhhhh it's all so wrong...*runs off to protect the spangles*

Scuttlers! Get the spangles!

*The tune from Wacky races all of a sudden blares out as the chace begins*

*Sees a mob of Scuttlers begin to advance towards her*

Urrrrm....this can't be good.... Must save the Spangles!!!

Eeep!!! *Runs off in the opposite direction*

*In a nifty little flanking scissor movement half of the scuttlers begin gaining on Stardust while the other half dash for the spangles*

OI! What about my bloody bar?????
Huh! You just cant hire the minions....erm, staff these days.

*using a set of pre programmed whistles, a fifth of the scuttlers get back to bar duty while the others surge on*

pssst, you two...nip over to that jar a grab a cookie if possible...rum...

Right! *cracks knuckles* Lets show 'em how things are done around here.

*aims Spangle cannon up at nearby cloud.*
Fire!!!!!!!
*spangle cannon fires and hits cloud. It is now raining (cherry flavoured) spangles all over Smilers bar and him AND his scuttlers.*

Stardust I suggest you aim your wand and prepare for battle. Never fear we have the power of the spangles on our side

No one threatens the spangles. Not even you Smiler!!!
They have so much power it really isn't worth it!!!!

Ahh but I know what defeats spangles! wanna know ?

*Runs into a corner closely followed by the Scuttlers*

*turns round to face them and whips out wand*
Prepare to be SPANGLED!!!

*Spangles fly out of the wand tip, sending the scuttlers scuttling back into the shadows in search of random cookie-based goodies*

*Stands looking around her as rainbow coloured spangles fly madly*

I reckon that should keep them away for a while...And what's this about defeating Spangles?! No one defeats the Spangles!!!

*gets hit with wide flying spangles*

All hail the wonderful spangles!

*begins bowing down before the spangles*

worship the wonderful spangles!!!!

*begins chanting and bowing to spangles*

Nice!!! That is truely the way of the Spangle!!!!

Ahh the drab, ex black, charcoal of an ex-goths tarnished soul, that can never be spangled, It is the antithesis and nemesis of the spangle

Not necessarily my dear!!! have you seen how well spangles can show up on the drab, ex black, charcoal of an ex-goths soul?

Damn that whole opposites show each other up thing
*looks at his own signature*
Yup shows up pretty well.

You are under the power of the Spangles Bryden. Nothing will ever change that!!!! The only thing that stops you from getting spangled is running very fast. CAths been doing that for a while now. I think she's getting tired....

*Cath pulls out the black spangles!!!* Dont even think about sweetie!

Black spangles, black scuttlers and OMG that damn cocktail just went black..FLEEEEEE!

See! Spangle rain and noxious cocktails DO NOT mix!

Scuttlers, into the bunker!

*The remnants of the Scuttler nation dive for the Smile BUnker complete with soft lighting and doilies on the tables*

Hmmmm, knew I should have redecorated....
Anybody wanting safety from the black spangle rain follow me! You've only got till my next post to save your very souls!...

DUM DUM DAAAAAAAAHA

too late

*Smiler slams down the door and bolts it*

*The trapdoor creaks open a bit*

heeheehee, only kidding about the door slamming on ya's. It'll keep me my scuttlers and anyone in here by the next post 'safe' from the spangle fallout though.

The clock ticks down...

DUM DUM DAAAAAAHA

Hmm, I'm probably safe hanging onto the back of Wyvy, but should i go down there just to be sure?

MWAHAHAHAHAR!!!!!! *Starts doing rain dance and giggling maniaclly*

Hell, when in Rome

*Pulls out a overly theatrical walking cane and joins the dance*

hmm.... must be time to flee...

*looks over at the cocktail*

well maybe not...

*picks up chair and hurles it into the cocktail*

THERE!

*chair starts to disolve and throws sparks everywhere*

er... maybe it IS time to go...

*runs toward trapdoor*

RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!

*places CheeseMoose carefully in the bunker and glances back at the pyrotechnic display that was a chair*

Erm... okay I know this is stupid but it may be useful later...

*grabs a bottle of the ominous black cocktail, stores it carefully in a matchbox and starts frantically leafing through the instruction manual*

I knew I shoud have kept these things simple!

*dives and rolls into the bunker*

Dear Lord Wyvern! Hurry!!!

*ducks as a shower of sparks fly toward the bunker*

Egads!!

*stands behind Wyvern*

Hiding!

Hurry? Hurry?! Do you have any idea how many different sections this manual has?
If I hurry and press the wrong button?...well you won't have to worry about little glitches like spangles anymore, not ever!

*resumes frantic leafing of pages*

Well hell! didnt you think of K.I.S.S. when you made the bloody things??? AH!!!

*secretly wants to strangle Wyvern for the complexity*

Well move as fast as you can!

COME ON!!!! Limited offer here people... the scuttlers have just found three of them (Mo Mini and Max) work pretty well as a jazz trio. The drinks are a'flowin' and THERE ARE NO SPANGLES!!!!

*Sets Cheesmoose down on a comfi-sofa and hands him a scuttler made cookie*

Its not as good as Wyvern's but I think she built them to be worse at cookie making...

Wyvy, ever thought of an abbridged version? Or index???

OOoo! Did someone say buttons! *start cackling and randomly pushing buttons* I like pushing button it's fun!

I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying!!!

Smiler this is the abridged version and there was an index...once...something ate it
*eyes the wardrobe*

*frantically scans pages* ahha got it and....oooh riiight, erm folks ye may wish to take cover this isn't covered in this edition and I'm thinking perhaps, yes definately that, erm....FLEEEEEEE!!!!
*dives for cover behind Smiler, snagging a cookie along the way*

We got her!!!!!

*Sits down in the middle of the island and pulls out what looks suspiciously like a beach towel*
"I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain....."

A Spangle is still a Spangle!!!!!

*runs after Wyvern since she prompt fled without me!!!*

Hey wait! ACK!!

*dives into bunker as a large spark flys in the general direction of the bunker*

IEEE!!!!! RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!

Always was a bit brain addled

Thar she blows!
*Dons protective goggles and looks through the explosion, fire, bullet, and spangle proof screen in the bunkers hatch*

oooooooo aaaaaaaah

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

*The screen drops out*
Stupid stupid stupid I forgot to make sure it was idiot proof! ...

*looks around for something to shove in the gap*

*proffers half eaten cookie*

That do, do you think?

*leans in through window space and steals proffered cookie then lies on the floor and watches the pretties whilst munching the cookie*

Dammit woman! Now what do we plug the hole with?!
Then again they are rather pretty....
*snags second cookie and joins Cath*
Ooohhh shiney!

*Offers feather boas and chorus line-esque costumes to all and sundry*

ANyone want to join me?

"We're singing in the rain, just singing in the rain!"

hmmm...

still doesnt look safe...

where's the Matabar when you need it...

*shakes head*

i suppose that I should be my normal self...

WAIT!

MAVERICK!!

*Maverick comes flying in and dodging the sparks lands on my shoulder*

well hello!

Maverick: Hi! I was wondering when you would call.

Well I'm sorry, been too busy lately... anyway, think that you could muster the Flying Cat Forces and use your combined forces to fix this problem?

Maverick: Well we could try! I'll be back!

*Maverick flys off*

I wonder if it will work...

Looks around and getting deperate attempts to shove CheeseMoose bum first into the gap

So long as they fly above the Spangle Cloud of doom they should be fine...

*Smiler looks up and starts speaking in tounges*

@*Can Maverick muster the Flying Cat Forces?*@
@*Will they be enough to stop the eeeevil mind numbing spangles?*@
@*Will CheeseMooses bum be big enough to block out the Spangles?*@
@*Will Smiler ever get the scuttlers to pour a proper Guiness?*@

@*Tune in next time, same Matazone show, same Matazone channel*@

Hold on was I just possesed by the Batman announcer??