hmm..

*looks at the amulet*

hard to make an indestructible amulet disappear.....

Did I say I made it disappear? No. I said it's gone. Which it has.

Badda boom, badda bing.

*get's bored with the stupid pendant and wanders off to see if she can figure another way she can play with the whats left of the fracture in fabric of time*

You're boring. Shoo.

Hmm, I forgot my official title in here. Something to do with spangly underwear. *thwacks Speaker upside the head with spangly pants and wanders off to make grog for Cath*


Edit: CM has just informed me that I am the official delicate flower. There's no way I'm thwacking him with that.

and that, ladies and gents' is how you get people off your back about somethin you own...

Yahtzee!

Seriously, you need to grow up.

No you let it be stolen or destroyed or whatever so we can move on with the thread to see what happens next with out people getting really irritated with you.


*finds small hole left by the tear in the fabric of time and starts to fiddle with it*

*has this sudden urge for chocolate chunk cookies...wanders off in search of ingredients and heat source*

I vote we push someone in the tear. Any suggestions as to who?????

Well that'd be one way to get rid of that silly amulet....

*cough*

Why, nooo, Ryn. I would never dream of doing such a thing.

Well we could probably do with someonOoopsImeanthing to plug the hole cause we cant tell what'll come through it.

God you read my mind... Cough Cough sorry my evil twin just took over for a second then

Ooooooohhhhhh I sense a plan forming....

*Rubs hands together and giggles*

Ohh, you have one of those too? We should keep our evil twins away from one another...they could get into mischief with that tear!

Evil twins? There's me thinking that was just you lot being honest about your hobbies for a change.

*Pets black scuttler*
Now can anyone explain why the poor wee thing has such horrendous hiccups? Void incarnate it may be but I'm pretty sure hiccups like THAT aren't such a good sign.

*looks concerned, tries to peer into scuttlers mouth*
Damn its so dark in there...

Hmm... I.m really not sure hiccups in a void based scuttler is good..... and I'm really not sure you should be looking in there Wyvern.......

*Is intrigued by this thread*

Can I come in if I promise to be <insert level of innocence and niceness of your choice here>?

You dont need innocences and niceness you need a destructive mentality. All are welcome.

Eeeexcellent... A level chemists should be right at home then?

Yup definatly. If you like turning the place your inhabbiting at the moment into a void you'll feel right at home and if you ask Wyvern nicely she may even let you adopt a scuttler. Why you'd want I'm unsure but the option is there.

And if you're interested in chemistry you should talk to Smiler. He's our bar man!!!

I should show him some of the Cambridge Sci Fi society's alcoholic beverage concoctions. He'd like those. They include sensible ones like the "Physics" and the "Aardvark", ranging all the way down to something I think involves engine oil and bike chains.

They burn nicely

Burning is good. We like burning in here... Although the brighter coloured the fluid the better. Oh yeah and add some spangles. It's more fun that way

Burn baby burn!

Ohh do you think something like that would help with illuminations?
*peers in scuttlers mouth*
You know these hiccups aren't improving they should've died out by now....

Hey Madame it looks as if were heading towards having a real live Wyrn at a rapid pace of knotts!!!! o_o

Spangles?! I have some!!! *Opens a tin of emergency spangles and empties it*

Ohhhhh look it changes colour when it burns!!! *sits down and starts muttering to the fire*

Do black scuttlers like burning engine oil? Cos, y'know, purely hypothetically, it would be a way of lighting things up

OOooooooh pretty!!!!

Dammit, I'm gonna have to get them scuttlers house trained, a rebel faction tied me in the basment...gits

Ohh nice idea worth trying if I can track the dark one down, it was last seen still hiccuping heading in the direction of the basement with a legth of rope...I didn't like to ask but I'm pretty sure that the hiccuping needs to be stopped soon or we'll all have problems and as I haven't yet acquired a Weyr here in Liverpool rehousing the survivors may prove tricky.

I have one small black furry scuttler. Her name is Evie and she goes bonkerson anything even vaguely funky looking

So you say one of the minions erm... lovely free scuttlers going down there drunk while I was unconcious... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil

They did leave a nice note saying it was all a joke though... apparently a scuttler initiation. Was that in their original programming?

I get the definate idea we are way past the original programming Smiler dear.

Yeah well that's what you get for being head scuttler!!!!

oh dear oh dear - When's Wyvern coming out with the Scuttler 5.8 revision guide... I'm sure the AI was a bad idea...

There's a user guide???? When did that come out?

I dont think it ever has...ahem... Wyvy???

AH. i havent been here in what seems like forever... Tribe Wyvern still lives.

Indeed we are. And planning world domination

ooohhh..i wanna help.

Yes World Domination is the plan. We must first however com up with a reeeeeeeally sneaky way of getting the scuttlers to do our bidding AND NOT the other way round!!!

I've been trying dammit but the stu... lovely useful little tinkers are being tricky...

Tricky is a scuttler's middle name!

Spangles are their geatest weakness however. I propose a plan my dearest Smiler. Your chemistry/ drink mixing plus my spangles may tame the savage beast!!!!

Hmmm. me thinks a special scuttler brew is in order

I'm really not sure that you could class Spangles as one of there weaknesses isn't that what cause some of this chaos in the first place Scuttlers eatting spangles?

Scutler-Spangles, Scutgles, Spanglers OH DEAR GOD DONT FEED THEM SPANGLES or feed the spangles scuttlers... I'm still not sure which is worse... at least scuttlers dont stick around on your clothes/ body for days with their invisibility skill and suddenly glimmer when you least expect it... erm...
oh no... too many bad ideas voiced at once... why dont I see ANY of this ending prettilly

Does it ever in this place.

Very pretty. Spangles make everything pretty!!!

Scuttlers? Spangles? This place is on its way to making its own language!

It does indeedy! For the language of the tribe is indiginous to its poplous!!!!!