Aug 4 2006, 07:46 PM
I think I saw something like this in an issue of National Geographic...
Aug 9 2006, 12:46 PM
There is a Matazonian dictionary in the forums somewhere, that may help.
Just remember, Scuttlers can be useful and were originally bred as an Anti-Cath device although this seems to have been knocked out of them
Spangles are evil and are to be avoided! So sayeth the Smiler. Also, the Spangle Squad (SS as I call them) will try to convince you otherwise, this specific chaos shouldn't be listened to. I still recon they wear black under their spangles and are just trying to take over the world... the only thing more insidious are the Monkey Overlords but this is neither the time nor place to mutter about such things...
You wanna try my latest concoction? Its a lovely aquamarine colour
Aug 9 2006, 05:27 PM
Also something Smiler dear left out. Watch out for the drinks in this place they have some interesting side effects.
Aug 10 2006, 10:49 AM
AND spangles are in fact the pasth to enlightenment. Scuttlers are indeed a touch feisty butnot as feisty as Cath. The rules of life apply here as they do in any place:
1) Don't poke anything you do not want to poke you back
2) Be nice to Cath for she will poke you first!
3) Spangles are the stuff that the universe is made of. Hence the fact that thy are the path to enlgihtenment. Trust the Spangles!!!!!!
Aug 10 2006, 11:46 AM
Of course you should trust the spangles! I trust them and nothing's ever gone wrong with me...
...I'm sure that's just the side effects of the drinks right?! *Twitches again and runs off*
Aug 10 2006, 12:54 PM
Erm... no... twitching is surely a sign of over spanglification... my drinks are tested tried and true... apart from the ones I knock up for a laugh and test on you guys... erm... damn internal monolouge's messed up again... and there... and again! ...
an anomomous Wind-Smith once said
"We obey the laws to stay in business; we obey the laws of physics to stay alive"
In here certain rules are negated by the existence of both Spangles, Scuttlers and smaaaaaaal aubergines so I'd be very careful in choosing where you sit
Aug 10 2006, 01:01 PM
The little patches of Void still floating around also dont help.
Aug 10 2006, 03:51 PM
QUOTE (Cath @ Aug 10 2006, 02:01 PM)
The little patches of Void still floating around also dont help.
They are however useful for rubbish disposal.
Don't talk about the elephant.
Aug 10 2006, 11:11 PM
I have no idea what elephant your talking about there is no elephant why would there be an elephant espeacially not a big pink elephant.
Aug 13 2006, 10:17 AM
And he doesn't spray spangles. no siree. No spangle spraying elephant here!!!!
Aug 14 2006, 01:06 PM
Ok now I have reeeeeeeally bad images of pink spangle-crossed scuttlers the size of elephants.... I'm gonna sit in the corner and rock backwards and forwards until it goes away
Aug 16 2006, 09:46 AM
*Hands smiler a pink spangled blankey*
Never mind sweetie, here get snuggled up under that until they AAAAlll go away!
Aug 16 2006, 02:12 PM
*me starts skipping round the none exsistant elephant chucking spangles all over the place* The Anti Cath rarly go's away!
Aug 18 2006, 12:39 AM
Hmmmm... What if there were an alternate universe where what would normally be considered you were the anti-you, and vice versa?
What if this is that universe?
What if it isn't?
Why can't I stop asking questions?
WHAT WOULD I DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR?
Aug 18 2006, 12:49 PM
There is only one Smiler!
The Anti Cath is unique and to be feared having turned to the spangle-side
And now I'm contemplating spanglecide... hmmmm *toddles off to the bar with blankey in tow*
Aug 19 2006, 01:50 AM
Wouldn't that be "spanglicide"? Or is that the killing of people who use Spanglish?
Aug 19 2006, 04:11 PM
spangle-cide is the killing of spangle hence teh spangle implied in its name
I know not of the spanglicide although Spanglish is kinda annoying, i understand me not understanding the Spanish but half the time I dont even understand the Enlish bits...
Anyway Spanglish is not the tongue of Weyr nor its tribe, there are however too many spangles in my humble opinion... oo oo oo talking of tongues I may have concocted an anti spangle drink... may need a guinee pig *looks around for a hapless victim*
Aug 19 2006, 04:28 PM
I vote that thingy!!! *points over to where a creature is stood leaning against the side of the bar*
Aug 19 2006, 04:33 PM
erm... can you be more clear? I've not got my glasses on and FaerieRyn, Wyvern, Cath, Cheesmouse and yoursefl are all in that direction looking like thingies in the blur... dammit why do I stumble so far from the bar? Its not going to prop itself up and nothing but trouble lies there
Aug 20 2006, 12:31 AM
Bar? Who says 'bar' anymore? Everyone says 'booze-a-torium' these days.
Wait, no-one says that? Why didn't you tell me?
Look, that was at least five years ago! That doesn't give you the right to withhold information from me!
I know, I know, but you coul'dve spared me a lot of embarassment! Don't want people to think I'm psycho or something.
Aug 21 2006, 10:07 AM
Why we like Psychos? Cant you tell by the rest of the occupants of the tribe?
Smiler you could try it on the none exsistant pink elephant.
Aug 21 2006, 12:23 PM
drug experiment on offer gorgeous tasting beverages to non-existant things! Really! I cant see them for a start.
*Sees a big pink boulder looking thing hazing in and out of view*
Oh hold on, is that the elelphant? Damn the fumes of this bevvy must be kicking in
*looks back to the vat* Erm maybe I should put a lid on that...
Aug 21 2006, 01:20 PM
Ooooh, aquamarine coloured... Pretty...
Aug 21 2006, 01:34 PM
Run elephant Run!!!!!!!
Aug 22 2006, 12:22 PM
*looks at the ground near the vat*
Erm... should the ground be vibrating like that?
I hope its that damn non-exist elephant...
Aug 22 2006, 02:59 PM
*wanders in and snags a cushion, is recognized by scuttlers, is mobbed by wave of cheerful skuttlers, makes with the giving of the cookies, and is now surrounded by purring scuttlers*
*looks at the non-existant elephant*
*elephant looks back and shrugs*
*offers elephant a cookie as well*
*looks into pretty much empty cookie basket, has last cookie, gives a final flange scratch to nearest purry scuttler and wanders back out*
Aug 24 2006, 12:57 PM
wow, vibrations and now I'm seeing blurs to
Aug 24 2006, 01:01 PM
*steals the last cookie from the scuttler and throws it into the vat*
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Aug 24 2006, 01:05 PM
Eeep! But the cookie ingreedients will react with the VAT and...
Aug 24 2006, 01:07 PM
*watches the cookie fall in slow mo, brings out a concealed pack of darts, sights up and lets one fly*
GAHK!! What have you done???
*the dart flys but only nips the edge of the cookie fracturing it into five pieces that drop into the vat*
um... this could get interesting
*jumps over the bar top and rummages for a brolley*
Aug 24 2006, 01:18 PM
*scurries behind the bar*
But it's so pretty! And the scuttlers seem to like it...
Aug 24 2006, 01:25 PM
erm... now, are the scuttlers drawn to the pinky purple fumes, the growing vibrations or the boiling bubbles popping off the top?
*watches tranfixed as half of the scuttler nation scuttle of in the direction of the vat*
Aug 24 2006, 01:38 PM
Ooooh, pinky purple fumes....
*drawn towards vat*
Aug 24 2006, 03:43 PM
Ohhhhh pretty...*takes a few timid steps towards it*
No! Musn't go towards the vat.....*Clings to the side of the bar for support*
Aug 24 2006, 07:07 PM
Yay funky stuff!!!!
Aug 25 2006, 01:18 AM
Kinda smells like the stuff growing out of that old sandwich bag under my bed. Except it isn't a sentient creature.
Aug 25 2006, 07:59 AM
*As the scuttlers sloooooowly creep towards the vat Smiler thinks 'ah what the hell' and throws the remaining two darts at the vat for no apparent reason. Through a cunning angle probably not achievable under normal circumstances the first dart careens off the backside of the non-existant elephant and pierces the other side
of the vat, instantly disolving, providing an escape of fluid leaking away from the scuttlers.*
Daaaaamm! That dart was pure tungston!
*To Smiler's eye the vat seems to be disolving in on itself or perhaps bubbling through the ground*
Um... did I do a bad thing???
And did anyone see where the other dart went?
Aug 25 2006, 08:02 AM
*pops a bubble*
*BOOM! Cookie dust everywhere!*
*Looks up from a pile of broken furniture on the other side of the room, slightly dazed*
Smiler... I don't think you should throw darts around... The bubbles don't like being popped...
Aug 25 2006, 12:54 PM
*Retrieves stray dart from the wheel-foot of a nearby scuttler*
*Slips on a random spot of liquid and send the dart flying again*
Aug 25 2006, 05:57 PM
Aug 28 2006, 09:42 AM
Wardrobe time! *disapears inside wardrobe*
Aug 28 2006, 08:41 PM
Hey, I'm back!
*hugs the non-elephant*
*hides behind the non-elephant*
Aug 31 2006, 06:39 PM
Oh my...you lot have been busy!
*redirects scuttlers towards the bar away from the rather sinister puddle of spangles and cauldron*
That's better if that lot drank that stuff, even touched it all hell would be let loose and as indestructable as the Weyr is even I have my doubts.
*throws family bible sized tome towards Smiler* as requested one updated manual, although I hasten to point out that being the severley abbreviated version there may be things missing.
*glaces askace at the pinkish, trunk waving invisible blur moving past the bar and blinks*
I see we have a few new visitors...make yourselves at home and be welcome friends.
*Leans on the bar and watches the bubbling puddle curiously whilst sipping old brand mutant cocktail*
Aahh tis good to be back!
Aug 31 2006, 10:06 PM
Yay!!! wyvern!!! Spangles all around!!!!
Sep 1 2006, 09:23 AM
Eeeeee Wyvy's back!!! *hands Wyvy cookies*
*Runs around throwing spangles everywhere* I propose we party!!!!
Sep 1 2006, 12:36 PM
QUOTE (Wyvern @ Aug 31 2006, 07:39 PM)
...as indestructable as the Weyr is...
Erm... haven't we blown this place up like twice now? I seem to remember floating around in non-existence on little islands not too long ago? Cant remember if I had something to do with that...
And when you say abbreviated, why are all the words running into one another...oooo clever, magic eye diagrams of the scuttlers
Sep 14 2006, 01:00 PM
WHAT! I didn't fart... the scuttlers did it!!!
erm... because they drank the bubbly stuff... honest
Sep 14 2006, 04:26 PM
I don't have any spangles I want to throw them around!
Sep 14 2006, 05:11 PM
There's spangles all over the place help your self.
Sep 14 2006, 05:24 PM
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