Yeh dear we know about you and Spangles I dont think you actually buy them I recon you actually have a speacial gland that produces spangles

Shhhh you're not meant to meant to know about that - its her secret!!!!!!

Damn you guessed my secret weapon!!!!

Does that mean you can fire a stream of spangles to confuse enemies and run away?

That's actually kinda a nasty thought

There's a movement called the Spangle Squad lurking in the tribe ya knoe - SS - theres been some weird experiments done by that lot... you never know

Wyverns the one with the lab! The Wardrobe was an innocent by stander!

They aren't weird experiments - We're fully aware of what we're doing!!!

We just happen to get a tad...curious from time to time thats all

I think I get it now!

Spangles are what make soda so fizzy!

And sparkly. Fizzy and sparkly

You must never forget the sparkles you do so at your own peril!

GA you have the best taste in Av's! Andrew Eldritch! Yummy! (even if he is a complete ego on legs )

Spangles are everywhere. where ever you least expect them there they will be.

Mwa ha ha ha!!!!!

Hey, he has a good reason to be ego on legs Why, God, why did he shave his head? *sobs* And that voice...

*meltyfangirlpuddle*

'Ere, anyone else notice that that competition bar down the forumroad has been resurected, Matabar?

pft... bet they dont have demonic scuttlers, invisible non-existent pink elephants or a history of breaking down to an existential non existential form before reconstituting into islands and then something else that I cant remember!

erm... drink anyone?

Make mine a reality slammer...

[/newscientist references] >.>

I noticed. If Jim isn't around to joke with and make me wear those ridiculous shoes then I'm not going in. I'd rather pop in at the tribe. Of course then....oh rats!

*scuttlers notice currently cookie free Ashbless and begin a slow stalking*

Um, be back after doing some baking.

*Ashbless flees*

I wonder if this might resurrect the Tribe...

*yawns and sits up*

What happened? Think I might have had too much of that cocktail...

*looks around and sees scuttlers running everywhere* They look a bit hyper to me

Eh...

oh yes...

i think you may have a point there...

*shifty looks to left and right, noticing large quantity of approaching scuttlers*

This can't be safe...

hmm...

i think its time to reclaim the tribe!

*grabs umbrella and prepares for 300 like moment*

Dont worry Wyvern is still alive and kicking and out in the real world just been lacking tinternet access. She may actually be back soon.

*retreats into wardrobe out of the way of teh scuttlers*

tis truly a sad thing when Wyvern cannot get online...

its almost like A SCUTTLER CRAWLING UP MY LEG!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAH!!!!

*runs around attempting to throw the scuttler off*

Yay for the tribe!!!! We love the tribe!!!!

*runs past a chair at close range and knocks the scuttler off*

Thats better!!!

*continues running and does a jumping-tumble-roll-type thing into the wardrobe and in the process closes the door*

Kinda dark in here, isn't it Cath?

I say we celebrate!!! Mr Smiler Barman person!!! Can we have some drinks???

*kinda muffled*

Cath and I agree!!!

Drinks all around!!!

'Twas actually me masquerading as Smiler. You can have lots of Spangles instead!!!!!!!!!!

Spangles???

But they dont quench thirst!!!!

they just make it seem better...

There used to be sweets called spangles. Does any one remember? Spangles are pretty and floaty AND YOU NEVER GET RID OF THEM!!!!!

Argh...

Tis true...

Never really liked those spangles...

kinda tasted funny...

Funny? How dare you!!! Spangles are a serious matter.
SPANGLES!!!!!!!!!!!

i was referencing the spangles sweets...

not the spangles..

and you are most assuredly correct and right about them...

Yay!!! Spanglesssssss!!! *throws them up like confetti and runs around under them*

WWWWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Spangles are fun. See the scuttlers love them!!

OI!!! Who's been spreadin them bloody Spangles! NO! NO! NO! NO!

Spangles should not tolerated. They're barred!

I was only changing the barrel... ok I had to travel across some mightily fractured dimensions to do it, (largely in part due to them spangles) but with the aid of some of those helpful little scuttlers, I've now transported enough of the barrels so that I can avoid having to do that again for a while.

So...

A pint of large and a white wine for the lady? Or would you like a ruddy cocktail?

Spangles have NOTHING to with the destruction wreaked in here. I blame the cocktails!!!! <pointy finger>

nah...

I think its more to do with the Scuttlers that have Cath and I trapped here...

*knocks on door*

Now if you please Mr. Bartender, something cold and wet to drink please...

heavily alcoholic of course...

here, I thought of this on the way back up from the fractured dimensional celler. Here hold on,
*offers a blindfold*
This may help

I call it "spiratorm mix" ... trust me its gorgeous

hmmm...

spiratorm mix....

sounds tasty...

but why are my nose hairs burning?

Nose hairs... what about your leg hairs? They're fizzling

oh.. so they are...

hmm...

i suppose the scuttlers have set us on fire...

again...

tis time to douse it...

bartender! a triple vodka... quickly!

*wades in through waist deep spangle drifts, sneezing*

Bloomin heck what went off in here this time, Faerieryn you didn't perfect that atomic spangle bomb already?! I thought there was at least one more round of preliminary tests before spangles were even allowed NEAR the mechanism!

*hears muffled banging from under the spangles, rummages around and pulls open a rather battered wardrobe*

Hey up you lot, missed you but fancy getting stuck in there like that what you do pull the door closed behind you hmm?
Smiler how do you fancy knocking up a drop of restorative those scuttlers are looking a little fraught and you might want to calm em down before they ingest too many of these spangles.

Well its nice to see all is running as smothly as ever.

*wades across to bar and pulls up a stool*

A really large dose of your strongest stuff please and quick!

*blinks*

Wha...

*shakes head*

OW!

*recoils from a massive headache*

I need a painkiller!!!!

*slowly joins Wyvern at the bar*

Whatever she's having, double it!

Wyvern!!! Our leader has returned!!! Pull up a bean bag!!! Have some spangles!!!!

We worked really really really hard on it!!! We did lots of tests on unsuspecting victims and they turned out pretty successful

*Hugs and hands you some spangles with Ryn's*

Unsuspecting victims eh? Impressive!

I think I might go easy on the spangles myself though or heaven knows what the child will be like!

*Pets black scuttler*

Tis good to see things are still about a calm as they ever were

*Peeks in*
*assumes a narrator voice-over effect and pans small camera*
As we can see, after nearly a year the spangles are still floating through mid air. A horrible bomb indeed. Tribesmembers are still still widely scattered throughout Matazone. Rumour has it that they are still working on the awesome power of the spangle. Even the near complete spangling of their HQ does not dissuade them.
*Sees something moving in the spangle field*
*Flees*