Okay so the "game" goes like this. You think up the funniest, sweetest or stupidest present you can think of for a holiday of your choice. And if it needs some extra explaining then go ahead. State the holiday, then the present.

I think its a fun-ish sortah idea because presents are fun to mess with.... So!

Valentines Day

Giving a thimble to your significant other.

If any of you have read Peter Pan then you'd know a thimble means a kiss.... Heh

Easter.

Lay an egg, and see if anyone wants it.