Well I doubt everyone likes to do it in silence, there are sometimes of course when you just can't make it to the CD player in time.

There are some people on here with some very good music taste in my opinion, and a wide variety of it to boot. However, there are also some, nay, a lot of horny people here who like to 'get it on'.

Some people might like the intricate melodies of something light for a highly sensual lovemake, or you might like a wham bam to some intense metal. Or a mixture of both?

So ladies and Gentlemortals of the Matazone Forums. Just out of curiosity...What do you like to listen to while having sex?

I lost my virginity to this.

I win the thread. You can all go home now.

If it's going to be slow and soft then Heather Nova any time. I prefer her Oyster album.

Hard, fast and rough is generally too spontanious to require music.

DVD? Pfft. Shows a lot for the attention span while watching the DVD.

Well I can't remember what I lost mine to, probably something like capital gold radio station. I say it was London Calling but was probably an advert for Churchil Car Insurance knowing my luck.

Can't beat a bit of Bob the Builder when I'm screwing some shelves to the wall.

"Can he fix it!?"
"Yes he can!"

Hell yeah. I rock.

You lost it? Oh my goodness, I wonder where it went? Perhaps you should go find it!

(Sorry, losing one's virginity is one of those phrases that bugs the heck out of me.)

Hmm. I generally go for softer, lighter music. Sarah McLaughlan, or Aimee Mann. Generally, there isn't any music. Hmm. I think some of Bif Naked's rock love sex songs (like Religion, for example) would be most welcome.

[Edited to make Sarah happy]

Fine, then I destroyed my virginity! It was obliterated! Annihilated! Conquered!

COME, VIRGINITY! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

And so forth.

In my experience, Linkin Park, Rob/White Zombie, HIM and pretty much all J-pop are great to screw to. I've yet to bone to Philler, Cold, Mushroomhead, Orgy, Godsmack or Tool, though I'd really like to.

...Bob the Builder. *still twitching*

See, for a lot of Rob Zombie it would just be kind of messed up. Especially if House of 1000 Corpses started playing. Though for most of The Sinister Urge I see your point... good rhythm.

Some of the best I've had was while listening and in the mood of angry music, my ex was a big fan of Dry Cell which left a lot of scratches on my back.

*sniggers*

Sorry to spam, but that's just amusing.

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It's just that virginity is a construct. And I'll go sit over in the sociology corner and cry now.

Last time, I think Yes was in the background. Other times, it's been John Coltrane, Love, Elvis Costello, and Miles Davis.

v. amusing. (end the spamming)




For guys there really is no physical virginity to lose, but that's not to say that something which is physical should be given more validity than something which is non physical. It's a big event in anyone's life, and although "losing (sbjcts) virginity" was originally a term only for females, if there is no other suitable term for males, then they're going to use that one too. Also using the same term for the same act for both genders points to a certain equality of the sexes, which is interesting...

Yeah, it's still a construct, but that doesn't mean it's a non valid one!

Awesome, which album? If it was Close to the Edge, then that's just great

Actually, it was

Also, Jesse just remembered, we fooled around to the Cure once...

That rules; okay, was the Cure album Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me?

*this is turning into kind of a weird game

No, Disintegration. Sorry

Well, Disintegration is better, but Kiss Me... is more appropriate.

Hmmm.... music to screw too. Generally, I don't have music on because I am teh music whore and would get distracted by it rather than the fine chucnk of woman or man right in front of me. Yeah. I'm a dork, what of it? There've been a few times where I've had music - Phantom of The Opera worked well, as did Mozart, Miles Davis and other such "cool" jazz.

But I continue to get distracted by the music.

mostly delirium... and BT. on the occassion DJ irene's album Phonosynthesis is fun. one guy preferred mario theme songs -.- yuck. the guy i'm with now... eh, mostly in silence, but it's trance-y stuff for the most part.

Okay, now I totally have Do The Mario in my head, and it's really, really funny.

This may just be me - but I think as you get older you don't use music when shagging anymore. Not conciously, if it happens to be on then so be it.

I believe this is because when you're younger and live with your parents, you use the music so your folks can't hear you shagging. I live in my own place now so I can be as loud as I choose.

Neighbours aren't too impressed, mind you...

Actually, Commie, it was all to the greatest hits album, though I've always wanted to bone during the song "Return of the Phantom Stranger," but it's not on Past, Present, Future and some butt nugget stole my Hellbilly Deluxe album (which I also what to bone to in its entirety).

Hmm its hard nowadays to find decent music to shag to. Albums aren't quite what they used to be. I find that there are always just about half the tracks are good to great with the odd one I dislike and would stop teh sex to skip.

Eh, yeah. I don't purposely put on music (except for my infamous sleep mix of 7 hours of trance-y music) but that's only when there's like dead silence. It's generally just if it happens to be on, that's what ends up staying on. Plus... like, random location. I mean... yeah... like the beach and such... hehe. You have sound effects but no music ^.^

Music that I like to make the beast with two backs to....hmm..
Well, obviously "Closer" by Nin gets me hot like *that*, Delirium are good as well, especially the album Karma Anything with a fast rhthymic beat is cool if Im a bit tipsy, or a slow, gentle beat if im all loved up

The state of "virginity" implies a mystical, moral state that someone is in prior to having sex. It comes out of the virgin/whore dichotomy set up by our society. It implies that prior to having sex, you are pure, and sex somehow magically changes you over to impurity. Beyond that, there are a huge variety of definitions for when a person is a virgin. For a heterosexual man, it is usually considered the moment he penetrates a woman's vagina. Would anal sex not constitute the same thing? Or oral sex? Are there varying degrees of virginity? Can a gay man ever lose his mysterious Virginity if he never sleeps with a woman? What if he is never penetrated? Or if he never penetrates? What about a lesbian couple? If they never have penetrative sex (which for the most part, is qutie true), are they still virgins? Virginity is a construct that is based on heterosexist concepts of penetrative-centric sex.

Virginity is a completely useless construct, in my not so humble opinion.

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Getting back on topic, I can think of more albums that are really inappropriate than ones that are actually good. As Teapot pointed out, you wouldn't exactly want to have to skip tracks in the middle of coupling.

Bob the Builder. *shudders*

Is reminded of the Closer/Super Mario mix that LoLo chose to torture various people with.

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Tool on random play has been used to mask the sound of sexing before. It fooled three forumites, one in particular.

I think NIN has been used as well, wasn't Closer though, surprisingly. I think it was the Fragile. We're In This Together is an excellent song to sex someone up to.

Oh yeah Dan I agree totally, and the song "The Fragile" is as well. I don't know about anyone else but I have disturbing visions of shagging in time to Ace of Spades by Motorhead..

Mezzanine by Massive Attack is my old fav for doing the jiggy-jiggy dance to.

Miles Davis, Jamiroquai (Morning Glory of all songs ), Arcade Fire, Rob Zombie's version of Closer by NIN, Bob Marley and The Wailers.

Like Saucy said, the music played depends on the type of vertical mumba I want to dance to. Fast, slow, soft, hard. In saying this, most of the time I end up enjoying erotic pleasures to any old music, apart from ABBA though, oh and the Spice Girls. That would just be traumatic.

Snuggs, I certainly do play music to cover the noise of knocking boots from the family. But when they arn't about, well there is no need is there? Is there?


I think the cheesiest song I ever got it on to was by Marvin Gaye. What is the cheesiest song you lot have ever rock and rolled to?


Ace of Spades? LMFAO Saucy,

You just *know* I have to try it out one day Froggeh
I think the cheesiest song I ever got it on to was *deep breath* Bloodhound Gang's The Bad Touch (you and me baby ain't nuthin but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the Discovery channel).....
Yup. I had my computer on random playlist and that came on. I died.

Blood Hound Gang! *comforts by playing Saucy some Barry White, coz I am classy like that *

Have to try what Saucy?

Aw thanks darlin, am much comforted by the dulcet tones of the Walrus of Lurve
I have to get jiggy to the Ace Of Spades, just to see if I fall over and die of leg cramps at the end

I wonder what shagging to Lawnmower Deth would be like???

Sorry im a bit odd at the mo, too much choccy and nowhere to release my pent up energy

Perfect cure for that...IRC!

Now I'm thinking Pink Floyd - Dark Side Of The Moon would be pretty cool, especially if she isn't too familiar with them, which would be a psychedelic-cum-creepy shag.

Creepy shag, like, Scooby-Doo creepy??

Well I always thought Daphne was quite hot...

Nah Scooby's where it's at Teapot....

No way.

Scooby - for starts he's an animal, and then I can't understand a word he's saying. Shaggy - crackhead, would only sleep with for drugs. The dull guy - looks like a typical american 'jock' and is a twat too, wouldn't sleep with even if they paid me. Girl with glasses (Wilma?) - mmm ok, probably doesn't look after herself 'down there' so would not give head. Daphne - safest bet.

I can't believe I just gave a run down of which Scooby Doo characters I'd sleep with.

Edit: Have been informed 'girl with glasses' is called Velma.

Some women have athing about dogs, I have a lot of Nancy Friday books (womens sexual fantasies)
It's true!!!
I don't, obviously...really, I don't!! I just think Scooby is the most shaggable.

Nah, you've got it all wrong. Check it.



If ever a woman needed a sandwich, it's Daphne. Look at her! There's nothing there!

Velma, on the other hand:

http://www.solearabiantree.net/poetry/images/velma.jpg

There's actually something to Velma. Velma's twice the woman Daphne is, clearly. And at least three times more shaggable.

And that's that.

Yeah, something to grab onto with Velma, definately, lol, just reminded myself of the shaggy/velma parody in spaced...and Simon Pegg STILL looked sexy!!!

Daphne may be a bit skinny and a little stupid but I think the only way to solve this problem would be to shag them both then decide.

Gotta say that I agree with Psychwardmike. I spend most of my life listening to music. If I was to shag to decent music I would get carried away by it. The last time I attempted sex with music on I fell about laughing as the guy I was with had put some tacky Barry White music on. I'm sorry but... NO! I just copuldn't do it I nearly bust a rib laughing

Cookie Dough Dynamo (Spank the P*ssy Remix) by Richard F. Part of it sounds like, well, latex... and well, yeah. You really can't do anything to it without cracking up. Hehe. It's off DJ Irene's Phonosynthesis album.

And don't forget Moby, the ultimate fsck song.

And from DDR's EuroMix (Dancing Stage), comes the artist E-rotic with songs such as Oh Nick Please Not So Quick, Do It All Night, and Turn Me On. DDR has lots of songs for this... like Insertion.

I'd better stop.

(am i gunna get warned for this? it's on topic... and i'm censoring myself, kinda...)

What woudl be terribly amusing... Mozart's Requiem.

Well, haven't had sex yet, but you know the fooling around is good when you have video games on in the background.

(ok, so maybe I'm the only one who's done that? )

I'm all for Type O Negative. It was once described to me by someone I was incredibly attracted to as 'music to f**k to', so that's what it makes me think.

I can't actually remember the last time I had sex with music... How bizarre. But I do remember doing the deed with the aforementioned, with music on, and found myself going "Ooh! Wicked song" and "Ha. You have Linkin Park. I'm going to tell everyone".

"... afterwards."