no site found. britney spears must die. Anyway -

would you rather rather...


everyone staying very still so you can get a baseball bat and hit eveyone you dislike
-or-
everyone moving about but you have a rocket laucher

I'd rather a baseball bat with everybody still, less chance of innocent bystanders being hurt.

Would you rather:

Be forced to use Microsoft's software for the rest of your life?

or

Be forced to watch Battlefield Earth multiple times?

I love firefox too much. Id have to choose battlefield Earth. (also iv never played it before so it would be new to me anyway)

nobody hearing you
-or-
you never hearing anyone else

The second. I could learn to lip read.

And get people to write stuff on paper.

Would you rather be Mata,
OR
Some kind of ruler of the universe?

Some kind of ruler of the universe.
Who cares, I could make Mata do whatever I want! It's bascially the same, but I could also change the laws of physics and stuff.

In absence of a choice I recon ruler of the universe would be my answer to...

ok

Would you rather

Die quickly
OR
Die laughing?

Die laughing ONLY IF the death is by a fairground ride going off the tracks and me exploding painlessly.

everyone made of balloons
-or-
everyone make of dark chocolate

Mmm... dark chocolate.

Would you rather watch A-Team repeats wile listening to Pinball Wizard and eating Mentos (all the craziness I've ever put into posts put together),
OR
Watch Mentos adverts while eating pinballs and listening to the A-Team theme?

mm, the first one, as long as I can spit the mentos at BA Baracas in the process...

Ok,another MJ one.. Would you rather sleep with a dead body or snuggle up to 'The King of Pop' with his ickle teddies??

It's your call!!

depends whos dead i surpose.... But id still go with the dead body.

be sudenly a cow
or
sudenly a duck?

Cow, then I have the muscle to run away from people who want to eat me, unlike ducks who just get ka-b00med. Unless cows get shot aswell.


YOU TAKE THAT BACK! HOW DARE YOU INSULT B.A. IN THAT WAY!!!

Would you rather be confronted by a big black guy with a mohawk and gold chains,
OR
Be confronted by anyone else with a gun?

Or simply:
Would you rather get on the wrong side of B.A. or be held at point blank?

ummm....... right i guess the second one - ?????


eat cheese
-or
dont eat cheese

I think I remember this one being done by someone. Meh, eat cheese.

So many types cheesiness...

Would you rather be attacked by all of the dogs at that Cruft's thingy who have all been made angry,
OR
Be attacked by three times as many cats?

cats hurt, but then those crufts dogs are yappy little rats amongst other things. and bite your ankles..

Cats tend to like me a lot so I may trust cats more.
What would you rather be... locked in a room with all the weirdies off oprah AFTER they have had their food fights etc or...

Locked in a room with Brad, Jen and Angelina and many pieces of weaponry.hmmmmmmmmm

second 1.

Hmmmm.....
would you rather....

Bungee jump
Or
Abseil

Bungee probably, it looks pretty fun.

Would you rather get some unremovable stain on your expensive work suit,
OR
Get some unremovable stain on you boss' not quite so expensive suit?

Boss's suit. Mwa ha ha! Revenge!

Would you rather:
Be frozen to death
or
Burned to death

frozen (aparently a nice feeling??? - but then again WHERE DID THEY GET THAT INFOMATION!)

mustard smeared on your face and stuff sticking to you (sharp things that hurt lots)
-or-
hunny and bees swarming you (stinging you from time to time)

ALSO when the bees sting you they dont die. When they split another bee comes out

Mustardy face

Would you rather write an award winning novel
or
Direct an award winning film

I'd say film. No one reads books these days, although I remember Rufus, the Little Red Tractor being one helluva read.

What?

Would you rather be caught wearing a nappy,
OR
Be caught wetting yer'sen?

I'd say nappy, cuz first of all I don't know what it is...
Would you rather:
Swallow a computer mouse whole
or
Swallow a live mouse whole?

Probably a live mouse, as I assume they're more digestable and not as hard to crap back out, even if it does give me food poisoning.

It's the english for diaper.

Would you rather steal whatever you want (except banks) and get away with it,
OR
Rob a bank once a month and get away with it?

Bank + get away each month--> I can at least buy stuff with the cash rather than steal any old rubbish an dfeel goot cos the banks are horrible

Sing for your supper
OR
Run for your life

Sing for supper. That way I just make sure that I have a fulfilling dinner and therefore there is no need to sing for supper.

Would you rather br driven insane by a loop of some random guy shouting YAY into a bad quality microphone,
OR
Be forced to shout YAY into a bad quality microphone for all eternity?

First one then I could lessen to my MP3 player and pretend it never happened... also the second one would make my head saw First one then I could lessen to my MP3 player and pretend it never happened... also the second one would make my head saw


EDIT:

Whoops almost forgot!


Would you rather rather be….

A lobster
Or
A cactus?

Cactus. Live much longer!!!


Monkey overlords or Mutated Faeries?

All these monkey overlords... are they coming from the finish my sentence thread?

I'd say monkey overlord. I'd prefer to be an overlord than a mutant.

Would you rather randomly be teleported from the warmth of your computer to some random cold, dark cave where all you can hear is faint screaming noises,
OR
The same situation as above just you must eat an ice-cream before fighting any of the evil creatures that lurk in there.

first one... even though the ice-cream would be pritty good...

know everything that ever was and ever will be
-or-
be good at everything (such as sports video games bike riding snail eating you name it)

Second - if I knew everything then I'd probably know things that would make my head explode...

Would you rather swap places with Michael Jackson,
OR
Swap places with someone who is about to be given the death penalty?

arn't thay the same? hee hee heee


um.... second....


never know the meaning of life
or
knowing the meaning of life and it being so dissapointing you kill yourself.

First. Why's the meaning of life so important?

Would you rather only be able to eat one type of food which you specificy for the rest of your life,
OR
Only be able to eat food you don't like?

eather way MR. KIPLING CAKES for the rest of your life is like AAAGGH!!!
*kills self*

nibble at a car door
or
take a bite out of a mr kipling maripan cake

Nibble at the car door becuase the word 'nibble' makes me laugh.

Would you rather
Never have the internet for the rest of your life
or
Have to eat 62 blue llamas with all their hair in just 3 hours

Ooh, I couldn't live without the internet, but llamas? Damn you llamas. But I have to say llamas anyway.

Would you rather crazy frog follow you around talking crazy frogness for the rest of your life,
OR
Never be able to visit Matazone?]

It's a toughey. Is toughey a word? Ah to hell with it.

No offense Mata, but the latter. I freaking HATE frogs. Plus, with the frog, Matazone just wouldn't be the same anyways.


Would you rather
1.live forever in a fiery pit of evil, disgust and overal unpleasantness?
2.live forever watching reruns of the old America's Funniest Home Videos when the guy from Full House was the host?

The second. I've never seen America's Funniest Home Videos.

Or Full House.

Would you rather be blind,
OR
Be deaf?

Or has that been done?

Be deaf. If I was blind then I couldn't read stuff in matazone!

Would you rather:
Never have any hair again
or
Not have a left hand? (or right hand if you are left-handed)

Never have hair again

Would you rather

have no elbows or have no knees

No knees! Yay penguin walking!

Would you rather
have no fingers or no feet?

thats a hard one

I think no feet
i could have a wheel chair

No skin or all your bones are broken

oww... no skin i guess

Would you rather

Eat 500 raw eggs in one hour
or a computer over the rest of your life

what??? that was confusing

500 raw eggs i guess

would you rather

eat a whole thing of hot glue(while its hot)

Or

Eat a burning coal

uhh, neither.............. how about the hot glue

Would you rather
be forced to watch reruns of the cosby show for 24 hrs straight
or eat a huge spider while it was still alive?

I don't know what the Cosby show is/was (and I assume it's some American thing) so I'll say that.

Would you rather spontaneouly combust (burst into flames for no reason),
OR
Randomly explode (self-explanatory)

Spontaneously Combust! YAY that sounds sort of fun

Would you rather

be catipulted into a whole bunch of cacti

or

Be buried under someones house and have to dig your way out

Seecond, digging would be funnness, so fun I had to spell 'funnness' with three n's!

Would you rather for every year you age sound increases by a two decibals (so that by age 70 sound will be about 140dB, which is helluva loud - 146dB is needed to implode the human ear),
OR
Every sound you hear escalate from 0dB at the start (not silence, just normal volume) up to 100dB at the end?

I was thinking about how annoying they both would be earlier today...

second one...... because..... um...... both would be pritty nasty....


would you like to:

kill Ronald Mc Donald
or
kill the Crazy Frog?

DIE RONALD MCDONALD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, now that I got that over with...

would you rather always have to nibble on people wherever you went
or
always have people nibbling you

(things to consider..... job interviews, love life)

You could always get someone to copy-paste to Text to Speech. But then you might go crazy from hearing too much Microsoft Sam.


/spam, spam, spammity spam spammers

Have to nibble people. I can just see that being hilarious, especially for interviews.

GUY: Hello there Mr... Err...
YOU: *Nibble noises* Num num num num...
GUY: Err...
YOU: Num num...
GUY: OK...