hmmm.... hairstylist... not so easy to notice a mistake....

would you rather live with someone that couldnt speak or couldnt hear?

Couldnt speak, they would have no choice but to listen to everything i say wlthout back-answering.

Would you rather live with someone 2 feet taller than you
or
2 feet shorter than you?

Two feet shorter than me, I think that a nearly four foot person would be easier to live with than a nearly eight foot person.

Would you rather have two million dollars or donate twenty million dollars?

donate $20mil, but to have $2mil would be nice...

Would you rather be eaten by a grizzly bear or a python?

bear. Its less irritatingly small.

would you rather. live without matas animations but still see the forums or see the animations and not go on the forums?

Ummmmmm... i'd have to pick forums... why do you torture me so!!!!!

Would you rather die from being boiled or fried?

boiled, fried rhymes to much with died

Would you rather sit in the ejection seat of a helecopter
or put your hand into a pit of rabid scorpions?

I'd rather sit in the ejection seat of a helicopter; i've never been in a helicopter. I didn't know scorpions could get rabies?

would you rather go on through the rest of you life with no legs, or no arms?

No legs. Psh, like I use 'em anyway...

Would you rather be stuck with Dial-up for eternity, or have DSL with downloading files somehow disbled?

Gotta say dial up, not that i have much knowledge of what DSL is.

Would you rather lose the plot
or
forever lose plectrums?

I lose plectrums on an almost daily basis, assuming you're talking about the things for playing guitar and I haven't got the wrong end of the stick there - so losing plectrums it is.

Would you rather have apples or oranges thrown at you? (I'm hungry )

Apple's, have you ever gotten orange juice in your eye's?

Would you rather have papercuts between you fingers and toes that will never heal
OR
Wax your entire body (e.g. nose hairs...)

Greengrocer's apostrophes! *runs*

Wax. The pain would be temporary. And I have an irrational fear of paper cuts (Well, not really, but... Yuck)

Would you rather

Be forced to live off digestive biscuits for the rest of your life

or

Have third degree burns all over you body (and I mean all over) at once?

Ouch, tuff one, id say biscuits if they come in a variety of flavours.

Would you rather have no nose,
or
no mouth?

No nose - eating is vital

Would you rather never see television/movies again, or never listen to music again?

never see tv/movies - music is vital!

Would you rather go without food or sleep for a few days?

Go without food. You could last 3 weeks without it.

Would you rather lose your toenails or your fingernails?

So long as no pain were involved, toenails.

Would you prefer to get b!tch slapped by a penguin or licked by a walrus?

Bitch slapped by a penguin. It would be funny.

Would you rather only eat paper for the rest of your life or be stabbed?

One stab, I'll take it.

Loose your thumbs or you big toes.

Big toes, since I hardly ever walk.

Would you rather watch nothing but adverts for a week with no sleep or just die?

Adverts. Some of them amuse me Especially that Sony one where everyone plays just one note and together they make a really cool tune...anyone know what I'm going on about? No? Ah well...

Would you rather have your pants on fire, or have bullet ants in your pants?

Pants on fire, it's easier to just get some water than to kill ants.

Would you rather drown or get electrocuted?

Electrocuted. Breatheing in water just doesn't sound like me.

Would you rather drink orange juice or milk?

Milk

Would you rather hug a hedgehog or skunk?

A hedgehog. Only short term concequences there.

Would you rather eat an unkown sludge or dirty grass?

Dirty Grass


Would you rather:

Kiss a Slug

Or


Kiss a frog

Kiss a frog. Less slime.

Would you rather eat playdough or soap?

Playdough - less likely to froth at the mouth

Box with a kangaroo or put your head in a crocodile's mouth?

Box with a Kangaroo, but cheat like the git I am.

Would you rather drive someone over or crash into a wall?

Crash into a wall.

Would you rather have your pants on fire, or have ants in your pants?

Pants on fire

Would you rather Dance to 80's pop in a cheesy nightclub or be chatted up by a 80 year old man/woman in a pub

Chat with the old folks! They have the greatest stories!

Would you rather be white as a ghost and never be able to be burned by any source or have color and be extremely sensitive to heat sources?

Dude if I could not get a tan and be in the sun as long as I wanted, that would be insane. GHOOOOST.

Would you rather be thrown in a pool of blazing hot water after being in a motorcycle crash or never be able to pass your final year of school (and dropping out is not an option)?

Not being able to finish my final year of school. I could still make plenty of money other ways.

Would you rather unclog a toilet with your bare hands after the plumbing backed up or roll around in a dog's urine.

I'd go for the 80's nightclub every time, me.

Anyway, onto the point in question: Erm, I'd unclog the toilet with my bear hands. Although I've been told having bear hands is a bit cruel. Unless you meant my bare hands, in which case I've been there, done that, and I didn't die. Plus getting the smell of dog wee out of clothes is a bit of a git.

Okay, so would you rather eat a tablespoon of salt or drink a litre of cooking oil?

Litre of cooking oil.

A day of not being able to speak, or a day of not being able to see?

A day of not being able to speak


Would you rather: Live in a tent, in a muddy field with Rihanna singing in your ear for ever with constant rain from the singing or Live in an estate with the worst crime rates in the world

THE ESTATE! THE ESTATE!

phew...

Would you rather only be able to eat ketchup for the rest of your life or only ever eat additive riddled fruit bars for the rest of your life?

The fruit bars. More flavours to pick, and technically I wouldn't lie to my mum by saying I eat a lot of fruit...

Would you rather lick a dirty ashtray or your hoover's filter?

Hoover filter I think, dusty only... damn I hate the choice though.

Ok, next bids choice: being brained by a kipper OR tripping on a banana skin with witnesses

banana slip with witnesses.


Would you rather....be without your computer for a day, or be without every other electronic device excluding your computer for a day.

Every other electronic device please. Computer = love.

Would you rather have sex daily or have sex once a month at a set time?

once a month.


Would you rather lose the thumb to your submissive hand or your pinky, ring finger and middle finger to your dominant hand?

Thumb to my submissive hand. I need those other three fingers to write!

Would you rather spend the day with Ann Coulter or spend 5 minutes giving Rush Limbaugh a sponge bath?

The day with Ann Coulter, hands down. That'd be a perfect chance to give her S**t all day.


Would you rather have to watch Napolean Dynamite on repeat all day, or listen to Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" on repeat all day?

Napoleon Dynamite. Easy choice. That film puts me right to sleep. I'd just nap all day!

Would you rather eat this frightening combination of peas and gelatin or these deep fried balls of lard?

I'd say the peas.


Would you rather have a small bed in a big room, or a big bed in a small room?

Big bed small room. Important things can go in other rooms, and since I move around in my sleep a lot, I'd probably fall out of a small bed.

Would you rather have an unlimited iTunes gift card (meaning it always magically has money on it) or be the kid of the owner of the world's largest music business shop thing and always get free CDs?

The Free CDs. There is just so much iTunes doesn't offer. (Dude, they don't even have Imogen Heap's version of Hallelujah. Geez.)

Would you rather Win $5,000,000 (or the equal in your local currency) but not be allowed to spend it in any way that directly benefits you, or win $100 and get to spend it however you want?