ok, i have made this on other forums, and its turned out pretty good. i gotta book of them, and since this site is abit more mature, i can use some of the..... more mature ones.....

ok, so here's the rules

one person poses a question in the would you rather fromat

Would you rather
____________
or
___________

the next person answers it, and gets to make their own.
so i'll start off

Would you rather

Have living eyebrows that crawl about your face
or
leave a trail of paprika wherever you go

Paprika definatly. That would be cool, you would have dogs and stuff following you

Would you rather

Have no sense of taste
or
Have everything you ever eat taste like vanilla icecream?

PS this should be in Games

Trail of paprika! Because then you can lick it up, and paprika tastes good!

Would you rather

Have the smell of extra strong fabric softner and cleaning products hanging about you for ever

or

Being forced to drink a pint of fabric softener

Edit: CM , how did you suddenly post without me noticing? Meh, ignor this post I guess!

no taste, vanilla would get gross after awhile

smell like fabric softener, that stuff tastes bad

Would You Rather
appear as Yasir Arafat in the mirror
or
have a bizarre neurological condition where anytime you enter a room, Dath Vader's theme sounds?
Things to consider: shaving, dating, public restrooms


How can i move the topic?

Darth Vader . Always wanted my own theme music!

would you rather have a neck like a giraffe

or

an elephant's trunk?

Because I am the posting Ninja! I have also been reading too much Questionable Content



You can't, you just have to wait for a Mod to notice it and move it.

Back on topic:

The Darth Vadar theme, because to start with it would be cool and then it would just really annoy poeple all the time

Would you rather

Be smaller than a mouse
or
Be bigger than a mouse?

UGH!! you guys have to answer each others q's

an elephants trunk would be reallly cool

bigger than a mouse

Would you rather
breifly turn into Dom DeLuise every fortu-five minutes
or
have skin fifteen times bigger than it needs to be"
Things to consider:
the reprecussions on your wardrobe, playing sports, sex life

Dom Deluise. Because the other choice is just horrible!!

Would you rather run naked through the streets of your home town

or

Ride a bus all day completely naked?

running naked, they wouldnt be able to get that good a look at me then (in case you dont know, Dom DeLuise is reaaaaaalllllllyyy fat)

Would you rather
have your eyes and nipples switch places
or
your nose and perineum? (look it up.)

I would have to say eyes nipples.... (ew, perinium)

Would you rather

Be eaten alive by GWB himself
or
Eat kleenexes until you die?

(p.s., do you have the would you rather book? My friend has that. Hours of fun.)

GWB

would you rather be cut in half
Horizontally or Vertically

Hmm. Vertically if you're cutting downwards, but if you're going to be cutting upwards, I'd go for horizontally. It makes all the difference.

Would you rather:
Only be able to see in shades of purple
or
Only be able to eat food that is naturally orange?

Shades of purple, since I just couldn't live without ice cream and coffee!

would you rather:

have no legs
or
have no arms

no arms, cuz then you could still walk and stuff

Would you rather...
Be stuck on an island with
A bunch of hungry cannibals or
A bunch of horny inmates

hungry cannibals

would you rather
wake from a horrible nightmare
wake to a horrible nightmare
(trick question)

Wake up from... (why is it a trick question?)

Would you rather:

Watch a dirty movie with your parents
or
Watch a dirty movie starring your parents

(yes i do)

dirty movie with

Would you rather
have your parents warching you having sex
or
have a crowd of WWF fans watching you have sex

Things to consider: the shame you'll feel if you hear the crowd chanting "boring boring", the shame you'll feel if you hear your parents chanting "boring boring"

Parents

would you rather be eaten by
Ants or lions?
keeping in mind the lions may or may not have teeth and the ants may be fire ants or those stupid black ants that fall in your teapot and sugar.

Lions.

Would you rather:
Have lemon juice squirted into your eye every thirty minutes for 10 years,
OR
Have salt rubbed into your cuts and scrapes every thirty minutes for 10 years?

Salt. I can still see who's doing it to seek rewengeh after the 10 years.

Would you rather have your head mashed into a pavement...

OR

Have you *ahem* mashed into a waste disposal unit? Or in the case of females - your legs mashed into a waste disposal unit?

Hello Mr Pavement, meet Mr Head.

Would you rather:
Be remembered for all the bad stuff you did
Be completely forgotten

Bad stuff

Would you rather:

Be paper-cutted to death
or
Be bludgeoned to death with a slab of pork?

Bludgeoned. i can eat the very weapon I'm being murdered with (or at least attemp to,) and having thousands of papercuts would make every twitch of my body extremely painful.

I'll post one for you, then.

Would you rather:
have no computer
OR
have no phone?

no phone but an internet connection.

would you rather eat bird seed or dog food for the rest of your life

no phone.

Life without a computer would be.... urgh.... I dont even want to think about it.

would you rather...
Think you have a £5 note in your pocket, and then find out its actually a £20
or
Think you've missed the deadline to hand coursework in, then find out you've actually got another three weeks?

Edit: Damn quick answering people. Bird seed. Same question

That first one sounds nice.

Would you be stuck for a week

1. trying to get Tech Support to help you or
2. listening to Ben Stein and not being able to fall asleep?

Birdseed

Would you Rather
Eat a dogs puke
or
Eat a dogs poop(diaria)(not spelled right)

I'd eat the puke while listening to Ben Stein

and then I'd ponder if I'd rather....
Kill an innocent lecturer in order to save a room full of fellow students
or
Kill one of my parents to save the world

Parents, definately...

Would you rather:

Have all your fingers pencil sharpened
or
Have your *ahem* pencil sharpened

FINGERS!!!

Would you rather
be robbed of all your jewlery
or
be caught stealing all of someones jewlery

I'd rather be caught stealing all of someones jewelry. Just because you're caught doesn't mean you'll be captured. mwahahaha

would you rather have a deep paper cut

or

an ingrown toenail

Papercut...

Would you rather:

Be able to control who got elected president of the US
or
Control every headline of every major newspaper

Choose who gets elected.

Would you rather...
Sleep without dreaming
or
Drink without tasting

Sleep without dreaming.

Would you rather:

Be in the same uncomfortable postition for the rest of your life,

or

Have someone make you uncomfortable for the rest of your life.

the first one

would you rather
visit the neverland ranch with MJ
or work for the bush administration

Visit MJ. I'm a girl, so I'm safe...right?

Would you rather:
Have an allergy to water
OR
Have an allergy to matazone?

water

would you rather
swallow all the things the old lady did
or the old lady herself


as in there was an old lady who swallowed a fly

Old lady

Would you rather:

Watch your best friend/significant other be eaten alive by zombies then get eaten alive yourself
or
Have your eyes gouged out every morning, grow back every night, and then be gouged out again the next morning for the rest of eternity

the first one....
Have you been reading the morrow days series speciffically grim tuesday?????????????


would you rather be stung by bees till you die or
have three friends being stung by bees till they die and have the power to help one.

Its kinda selfish but i rather they die


Would You rather:
Never be able to finish a sentance
or
Never be able to hear the end of a sentance?

never hear the end cos that could be ammusing before I kill myself from frustration.

would you rather
have no kneees
or no elbows

No knees, how do you play guitar with no knees?!

Would you rather have to listen to the most annoying sound ever looped for eternity until it drove you insane,
OR
Not be in control of your actions for the rest of eternity?

Go insane. I mean, if I couldn't control my actions, I might kill someone, and Have to live with that my whole life.

Would you rather:
Be outside until you die.
or
Be Inside until you die.

(if your inside, no one can come in, and you can't go out, if your outside, You can't go in any type of shelter)

inside

would you rather
make little kids cry when they see you or
make old ladys come and tell you your're in black before your time


I've done both

Old ladies.

I came up with a really good would you rather question earlier, but i've forgotten it, so instead have this.

Would you rather:

Be so famous that after every step you take another person slows down your journey by another five minutes by asking for your autograph,
OR
People act as if you're not there?

famous. cos the other option happens to me anyway.

what would you rather

eat mr. kipling masipan cakes for the rest of your life - Ew!
- or -
drink pool water for the rest of your life

Pool water, I can't stand Mr. K marzipan cakes!

Notice I put Mr. K, because I assume their name will change to that sooner or later to appeal to the younger market.

Would you rather be branded with a branding iron every year,
OR
have you legs run over by a steam roller and grow back every year?

I dont know anyone who DOES like mr. k cakes.... theres something very wrong with the way they throw in that after taste of rubber....

i would have to say the iron. Steam rollers can squish more than your legs if the guy driving it was taking on a phone....

having every secret you've ever kept berted out all at once
-or-
everyone telling you how they feel about you everytime they look at you

The second. I like finding out what people think of me. Normally stuff along the lines of me looking stupid with the hair and the beard.

Would you rather be sawn vertically in half slowly from bottom to top,
OR
sawn slowly in half horizontally?