RULES

Say a made up reason why you joined the matazone forums!



i joined matazone becuse... i dont have any friends.

Thats about it...

(this game was on some other random Forum)

I joined because the place has the same name as me!

I joined 'cause I felt it was time to re-enter the bitter, twisted world that is Internet Forums, and Mata's place had some funky animations that would probably not appeal to everyone, thus limiting the forumites to possibly likeminded and potentially intelligent people.

And who knows, maybe one day an intelligent person will join :P

I join Matazone because I wanted to talk to the guy behind Skippy the Goth Kangaroo

i joined matazone because a goat forced me

I joined Matazone because I thought it was something to do with biscuits.

(Although the real reason is that I didn't realise that there was a forum until two years of browsing the site)

lol!

Uh.. I joined to look for a recipe for kittens.

ahh.... me too! we so should exchange recipes.

heres one:


its for cat soup

I joined because GENERIC RANDOM REASON

I joined because PWM forced me to

Smart move on his part, I must say

I joined because [insert witty reason]...

I joined because Mr frog said so

I joined cause my sister joined.

i joined matazone because....

i_am_the_best_told me about it!!!
then she went off and married Cheesie... :'(

so sad...HELOOOOOO OSCAR!!!! ask emma who i am! because i rock! and i am so cool! and...well....that's enough of that otherwise i'll give something away!

I joined Matazone because...

The anticath came inot my dreams and gave me a mission... To join the forums and SPANGLE everyone I see!!!

Why hello there... Have we met?

Damn straight she did

I joined Matazone because I had to find something new to do at the weekends after both of my legs were stolen by monkeys and replaced with Breville sandwich toasters

That would be Paniz.



Yes, but I believe in polygamy and besides, you went and married Edith.

I joined Matazone because of this.

Edit: Oooh, you can't really see the picture it's so tiny. Oh well...

why it seems we can all learn from that one

I thought you made matazone?

(sorry if i'm being EXTREMELY thick as usual)

You might want to see this:

Heee hee hee and besides its both. (As you can see his name on the forums is Mata) (And on the site itself his name is matazone... correct me if im wrong but isn't that like a translation of your name into a different language?.... if not then i'll shut up )

Mata is just a shortened version of his name, his full name is Matazone.

yeah... pritty much what Cheesemoose said

Okay, it wasn't because my name is Matazone and the site is called Matazone, I never actually joined the forum at all. Every post you've ever read by me is a shared hallucination.

So I can safely call everyone here crazy?

I joined Matazone beacause I was promised free food.

I joined Matazone because Lord of Darness made me!

i joined because the voices in my head told me that a little bird told them that a guy heard through the grapevine that a place called Matazone existed and was good.

So I joined because some dumb idiot said something completely unrelated to me yet i still heard it...

I joined Matazone because it is a fine institution (And most of the people here belong in one... ).

i joined matazone because i have absoloutly no friends at all and am i sad loser... (seriously)

i joined because i am raly a super-intelligant computer bent on taking over the world via forums! speaking of which, my brain-washing techniques don't seem to work here.......

Voices is the only one who can do that... Don't spoil the fun.

I joined because i wanted to go back to planet Mars to show off to all my alien friends.

I joined beacause the voices in my head thought that it would be a good idea.

@_@ yes. I am the only one who can brainwash people. Now go get me all of your savings. @_@

I joined matazone by accident, I thought I was signing up for a chance to win a free Ipod.

where else would an overfriendly_kitten hang out?

I joined Matazone because it's a fine institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

I joined Matazone because it's a fine institution... and, for a change, this one doesn't have locks on the doors...

I joined the Matazone because it's a fine institution... and everyone has always told me I belong in one...

i joined Matazone because i made a wrong turn at Albuquerque...

That's funny, I was headed for Pismo beach, when I took a left turn into Matazone...

no kiddin? SO WAS I!!

and here i thought i was the only one going there...

i joined matazone because child proof caps have spoiled my life...

I joined Matazone because it's just down the street from Walla Walla, and two flights up from Kukamonga... I love that neighborhood!

I joined matazone because i was told there was a pot of gold here by a leprechaun... still havent found it though...

I joined Matazone 'cause reality is over rated...

i joined Matazone because i could adopt a flying cat!

i joined matazone because a witch took over our science lesson and took us to an IT room

I joined Matazone because George bushes geese were following me

I joined Matazone because I ran out of hamsters to feed Arthur...

I joined 'cos if i didn't small children would die.