That could do amazing tricks like

lighting farts and starting fires. The smurfs (or the beans or lightbulbs or wherever the hell we are now) found him a particularly interesting friend, but then someone turned off gravity and the all died in the vacuum of space. Except smokey Jim,

who started more fires. then

he died. But that's another story for another time.

Because now we are moving on to the story of the frog that couldn't jump.

Poor Mr Frogger, while all the other speckled frogs sat upon their respective speckled logs eating their respective most delicious lunches (being a jam sandwich, a marmalade sandwich and a phili cheese steak and two babybels respectively) before one jumped into the pool where it was nice and cool then there were four more speckled frogs respectively, poor old Mr Frogger was stuck upon the log finishing off his babybels, and thinking of starring in a sequel to his hit video game 'Frogger'. Now,

Mr frogger had an allergic reaction to eating flys, so one day when he forgot not to eat flys

he accidentally jumped into the pool much to his surprise. Then he began to remorse about the babybels which he had left up there,

as it was a sunny day, they were getting rather sunburnt. so sunburnt infact

they were becoming squishy blobs and crusting slightly round the edges. This then gave Mr. Frogger an idea we would

swim right down to the bottom, and see if he could find a fishing rod. He was rather shocked when

he found that someone had stolen his fishing rod, as it was unusual for anyone to be in the pond. so he had to use a ....

few of the babybels he had in his pocket and some string. He built this amazing contraption before realising that the babybels were in his pocket, not on afore mentioned speckled log.

Mr Frogger caught a tire, three pieces of rope and an entire tree. Why a tree could fit in a pond and how Mr Frogger could pull the tree up (being a frog and all) was not important because...

the pond was slowly

killing him!

A passing kid with a butterfly net picked up Mr Frogger and let him hop away to

grow wings and fly but then he fell and

landed on top of a small yellow cushion like creature. The cushion said 'foop' and

swollowed him hole but suddenly...

Dig Dug, one of Mr Frogger's friends came along and dug through the light area of the cushion, letting Mr Frogger

fly away but he eyeballed a farmer with a gun so he...

turned around and went in the other direction.

He landed somewhere in Manchester and a bomb bonked him on the head the countdown was
on 10 sudenly

His little speckled legs turn to tall legs and he could jump so he jumped to safety.
And now we move on to the story of the gerbil with no tail.

Poor old gebil - not only was he missing a tail but an 'r' too. He comes into our story in approximately 20 characters time. Gebil saw Mr Frogger jump incredibly high for no reason and decided to out on his jet pack and got up to the top of Nelson's column with just about half his fuel left. Mr Frogger was up there feeding Nelson babybels, when Gebil said, '

That he needed help" so...

Mr Frogger decided to hire a psychiatrist and arrange councilling for the statue. Which, of course,

did not help at all so he...

just bought a few more babybels and

stuffed them down (this is were the gerbils name comes in) Billy's gob suddenly

fell off for some reason still unexplained to this date. Now,

like Mr froggy he grows wings and starts to fly then

plummeted to the ground. Billy looked down at himself on the ground, then noticed that he had somehow cloned himself without noticing. Of course, he blamed it on

Mr Froggy

Who aided syuu in the plight to beat CommieBastard in the post-wars. Froggy was a vigorous competetor and knew the secret arts of judo and tai chi, which were much to his advantage in defeating the evil Commie scum.

With Commie defeated, syuu was left to rule over Mr Frogger and the two yellow gebils that had no tails or 'r's. So she

first were did the TWO gerbils come from there was only ONE!!!?!?!?!?!?
back to the story...let Mr froggy and Billy go and so they did so

and were often frowned upon by the community for their relationship. Then I think someone lynched them and then that guy got arrested. Then I think the guy who arrested him got shot or something. And the guy who shot him died of a heart attack. And then his heart was used as a novelty handbag. But,

the handbag was cursed and every one that used it

turned to a handbag

and then ran into a gutter. Mwehehehe,

said the evil handbag, if i do this long enough i can

Afford to hire a matching purse for the night. Then i could visit

the eiffel tower and see the

Matching tie pin and cuff link set"
But then the handbag was shredded by

a magical handbag shreder that was placed there by houdini. how he knew the handbag would be

wanting to visit the moon is a mystery answerable only by

god, the knower of all knowledge, the doer of all...

doadge, until man invented the tin opener at which point, with a loud pop