Okay, here's the rules, I start. You write one sentence from the story in relation to the one above.
Ex ....which lead to insainity...
....which causes him to strip naked...

Okay, I start.
Goerge bush was walking down the street...

When suddenly, a car rammed into him, because, lets face it, walking down the road is bound to get you runover sometime or another...

But this particular driver happened to be anti-bush. Infact, he hated bush so happened to take at least 3 cans of weed-killer with him wherever he went.

As it turned out, the weed-killer was not necessary, as Bush's presence instantly killed all the surrounding plants.

Some survivors set up the Plant Justice Front as a mark of protest, yet their effectiveness leaves something to be desired.

However, all is not lost! As the Plant Justice Front, Plant Front for Justice and the Justice Front for Plants, (PJF, PFJ and JFP) have all banded together and allied themselves with Greenpeace.

Some people, though, are beginning to question the effectiveness of pieces of green, and others are confused as to what pieces of green actually are, similar to the consumer response of the sales of bunches of water.

Green pieces, in a later study, were found out to be sliced celery.

In other news, Doctors confirmed that the accident had not harmed the president, as he was a vegetable to begin with...

athough he now needed a new walking frame, since the old one got bent

although not nearly as bent as it's user. After all, the walking frame was bent to the left, while Bush has always bent bent to the far right

Although not quite as bent as he had monica at one stage when

she got him confused with Bill Clinton, and

done the tango all night until

they drank all the bottles. So, quick-thinking Bush

called for room service, bringing with them refreshing

soda, which was of the flavor

pepsi, not that they could taste it, because they were still rather intoxicated with

Random nonsense. Meanwhile, a time bomb was ticking down to

whatever it is time-bombs tick down to. It was under Bush's bed! Quick thinking Michael Moore ran into Bush's bedroom, and on seeing the bomb,

walked out of the room and left bush to die.

Of course, he did leave two tonnes of napalm next to the bomb first. For obvious reasons, mind.

Bush heard the bomb beeping, and started fumbling for something to

shove in his ears so he couldn't hear the noise, Because he's a retard!

And then, by some incredibly unlikely coincidence, the bomb was sucked into a wormhole, which led to...

the dissapearence of bush and his bed. After this happened, there was much...

rejoicing amonst the countries of the world that the idiot was finally gone, but Bush was

wasn't lost; merely misplaced...

Where he was was no mystery though, as everybody new he'd be at the latest idiot convention, he never misses one. Although,

he was a bit late this one particular time, being held up by

A host of Pizza Hut deliverymen, who wanted him to
(Can anyone tell that I'm hungry?)

To say,"Monkey nipples" Three times fast, while tap dancing in oatmeal... But they couldn't find the brown sugar, and had to substitute creamcheese, which made it all

goopy like. Gore was there and videotaped the whole thing

For Posterity. Posterity, meanwhile, was playing poker with Destiny, Manifest Destiny, and The Inevitable. The Inevitable had, of course, just drawn to an inside straight...

When 'pizza the hut' came in demanding the cash he had lent to the inevitable for...

a packet of M&Ms. But who needs M&Ms when you can buy

hotdogs, lotsa lotsa hotdogs!

And to a lesser extent,

the ketchup that you can put on the hotdogs. mind you, the

ketchup was pretty old, since

it had been sitting on a shelf since before the age of matazone. It was so old infact...

that it was rumoured that Hitler himself had once accused it of being Jewish. Of course, this remark

was absolutely proposterous as everyone knew it was...

indeed ketchup. Next to it was a piece of cheese

that stank of rancid Babylonian, but that didn't matter to Hitler nor Bush because...

it was very cunning in matters such as stealth, and often ran to hide in a corner

and scare mice, which was rather peculiar since

it tended not to be the mice that it was running to hide from. Nevertheless,

the mice new that the rancid stench would kill them, and thats why they got the ketchup to go undercover as its friend. thats how they found out...

about smokey Jim, a lighter from another dimension.