^Is called James.... I think.

Blame my calculator for getting your age wrong...

^ Has a sparkly rainbow duck called Emma! Where is Emma these days? And PQM for that matter...

Nah, it got the calculations right, just it didn't take into account the months, I was born in december...

^ Was born in december.

^Should be Captain Obvious instead of me.

Her avatar reminds me of a gonk I have stuck on my screen !

Is exceedingly funky.

Avatar is sooooo cute, makes me wanna squeeze it!!!

Can't stand still !

^ May or may not be a rabbit eating rabbit monkey.

Has changed his avatar yet again.

^ Stole the title for captain obvious from my grasp.

^ Cannot reach title of Captain obvious. Short arms, perhaps?

^ may or may not have eaten someone who threatened his guitar

I always think of ^'s name as CheeseMouse and not Moose.

*Gasp* Blasphemer!

^ May or may not be called fallabahallmanamanfanafallabafanabalabanalabaness.

flabbernabba..wha...?

^ Does speak in jiberish at times

Mm.

*Affirmative murmur*

^ From Australia. WE SHALT BEAT THOU IN THY CRICKET!

^ Is optimistic of our performance.

Well, let's hope we can drag it out 'til Monday...

And on a completely unrelated note, the Start your own Rumour about Mata thread was created the day after I joined! What a startling coincidence!

Ahem.

^ Has Essential Toto double CD thingy.

Speaking of which, I could be going to see them in February...

^ Knows his guitarists.

^ Perhaps knows his tea. As in all his little tea buddies. Most notably PG tips.

Has a green background on his avatar (im in lame-mode today)

^'s avatar shows up as avatarity.com free avatars on my computer.

^ Was listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird on the 9th Sep at 06:43.

^'s avatar continually frightens me.

^ Is orgasmic

(I shall change my avatar. It's beginning to annoy me)

^ Is about to change her avatar

^ Used to have avatar of Hendrix back in the day. Then he changed it and it shocked me muchly. Now the BM av has become as much of a legend.

^ Likes to drag and drop text.

^ Is talking to me over Instant Messenger at this very moment

^ Maybe he does, maybe he doesn't

^wishes to 'rock out naked' if she dies before she wakes

^^ Has rubix cube fixation. Although it's better than fabuae suaves at any rate.

EDIT: Damn. Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn. Damn. I don't get beaten to posting. Never. Damn damn damn damn damn damn. Damn.

On second thoughts, I'll add another arrow to make this post correctiful.

And just because I felt like it:

^ Is annoying me! Gah!

^ Was beaten in posting by me

^Has twelve little boxes under his name. Unless my eyes got stuck and I misscounted in which case he probably has 11 or 13. Or unless I'm seeing double in which case he only has six.

^ Is possibly from the mystical land of tumble driers.

^ Has the same number of boxes as me

^ Has noticed boxes.

^ Could have said 'OtherSIDE'

^ couldn't have said 'OtherSIDE'?

^ Is also talking about otherside.

I still don't get it...

^ Hasn't read his profile interests

^has read Jimi's profile interests

^ Err, is cheesemoose.

Ah, I getcha now. But now I must depart to go meet some associates for a business meeting. Or to put it another way, I'm off ta pub ta get pissed like.

^ Is a cop-out cos he edited it at the last minute but couldn't think of anything

^ Is possibly a very intelligent office block.

EDIT: Aha, I am the fast with the edit button, yet not quite fast enough to think of something to edit to...

^ Has found out my deadly secret

^ Has a deadly secret

^ just nearly ate a knife instead of a nectarine

^ thy hast learned the lesson that thou shalt not drink of alcohol on the day which is Sunday, and thou shalt not eat of the kebabs which are Doner on the day which is Sunday