^has gender set to secret :-)

^Hasn't been here for 5 years, excusing him from now knowing my gender.

Also, Florida? Hi. (See, we're slowly taking over. There has to be more active (Ri counts, he was active for a while) FL Matazonians than the rest of the US combined.)

^ Lives in the same state as me. (I haven't spoken to Ri, wow it feels odd calling him that, in a while )

^ Has a Darth Vader sig. (I spoke to him on FB a while ago, but it was basically "Izzy, don't bash the bible page..", so a bit awkward. >_>)

^ Is called Yannick now, so as to remain undetected from marauding parents. Or something like that...

^ has the tightest fit of all the moddypants.

I've had a few years to fill 'em out

^ Looks mighty fine in her modpants.

Mmmmm, Syuu in modpants. Mine have just got a little tighter...

^ Doesn't like work, but enjoys being a mod here from what I gather from reading your rose/thorn posts lol.

^Has a picture of a Pokemon as her avatar.

^ Dyed her hair blue a while back. (I think it was last summer break.)

^ Knows too much and must be killed. Also as a fecking insane mom.

^ is big on jedi stuff.

^ Changed her user name to her daughter's name?

^ is the only one posting with me. (and no.)

^ Username came well before the daughter arrived, if memory serves.

^ Moved from Oregon to Derby.

(I could have sworn someone changed their name to their kid's name?)

^ Is younger than me.

^ Is younger than me.

Yes, that's incredibly lazy of me

^ Is not younger than me.

Oh yeah, unoriginality ftw!

^ Has naughty swearies in her signature

Oh, mod mode on, can you asterisk that out please? It's the last bastion of offensive swearies, still the one most likely to cause offense and one of only two words that Channel 4 (notable pioneers of making swear words acceptable on mainstream telly) still bleep after the watershed. Mod mode off.

^ Can turn his mod note on and off.

Swear word? Unless you mean the one already asterisked, I don't know what you mean?

^ Her profile says her gender is "Secret", but everyone knows she's of the female persuasion.

The one immediately before the one you asterisked. Sorry to be all sensitive and that about it, but rules is rules. You can only leave that word intact when referring to the town of Scunthorpe. And there's a funny story attached to that, when Scunthorpe council installed an email filtering system and nobody got any emails for days, until some bright spark spotted every email address was coming in as (name)@s****horpe.gov.uk

It was funny at the time

Has hilarious annecdotes about crappy places

^ Thinks my anecdotes are hilarious. And that Scunthorpe is a crappy place.

^ Doesn't like Emma Thompson or her husband (forgot his name, can't be bothered to look it up!).

^ had to get onto me years ago for using naughty language one time...it was only once, because I was new and like all americans I didn't read the rules/instructions.

^ Didn't notice that I posted after Leo, methinks.

^ Couldn't be bothered to find out what Kenneth Branagh is called.

Fair play, really. I wish I could erase all knowledge of the pretentious beardy tosswig.

^ kicks cats but probably stops and donates to busking bunnies which is all that really matters afterall

^ Doesn't know that I don't have a cat.

Although I expect she does now

^is a great leader and creator of the League of Ish

^ has tattoos of eyes on her shoulder blades.

^doesn't like coffee, but liked the coffee I made for her.

^ Has written a book and had it published! Admittedly it was a self-publish thing, but hey, who's counting??

'ere, did you sell all your copies, Lo?

^Used to talk to Crissi Love a lot in IRC.

The copies are printed when someone orders one. All but one of my copies are copies that have some sort of error, like the colors were wonky or there were a few typos, so if it ever became something, those would be the ones worth money! haha

^ Kind of introduced me to Crissi in the first place.

How many have you sold now?

^Is member number 95. Doesn't it feel cool to have a member number under 100? lol

Other than the ones I sold to myself a grand total of 4. They were all to family members. The whole book is printed in color, which makes it expensive to print, which makes it expensive to buy, so no one buys any. Eventually, I'll make a black and white version that is more affordable, but I have to feel like actually doing it. haha

^ Joined on the opening day of the Matazone forum

Yes, being under 100 is pretty cool, but being a member since February '03 must be that shade cooler. You cool chick, you

^At one point in time thought Jeri Ryan was the sexiest person ever.

^Oooh, you're totally another one of those spambot things, aren't you? Less hearts this time.. Aww.

^responded to a drive-by spammer whose post was summarily deleted by Mod Fiat, and so now looks a bit silly

Seriously, though, thanks for the report. I decided to delete it outright since the whole purpose of the post as far as I could tell was to attract Google-spider links to their website...

/\ has been away for faaaar too long. And was once a member of a pantomime horse with me!!!!

/\ Has made me (along with others) feel old for joing these forums in '03.

/\ loves the burning man festival

^ Used to have an avatar of a rose from a Dali painting, and now when I see that painting I think of her.

^used to have a new avatar every month-ish with LoLo written somewhere on it. I remember 'cause I always thought they were super cool looking. (I like the current one as well)

/\ Will mess a shark up!

^Likes feet.

/\ once created a fake matazone account and had a lot of people going that her alter-ego was a real person

^huge rack.