Hi my name is Cathy hello to all the other new people in here I look forward to having a look around the boards, havin a chat and makin new friends

Hi Silva witch, welcome, I'm new too and these lot are mad!!!!!!

That's a little of the pot calling the kettle black!

I'm not mad, just a little insane!!!!

I hope you're not allergic to ceilings or adhesive tape, just a warning...

Welcome aboard, get all the gifts people give to you and put them in a big container and then hide that under your bed.

PANAMA!

Hey

Sum 'Pincerna' nominatus, Famulari ... nunc paratus!

Dunno what he said, but WELCOME ! apparently there's free kittens but I didn't get one





Didn't get ducttape either!! Was it something I didn't say !!

I got a kitty cat and I got duct taped, where ya been!!!

Under the table with that guy from the shopping mall !!

You dirty mare!!!!!

Drop him!!

I've gone nearly a year without and I ain't complainin'.

And to quote Van Halen for the second time in this thread, I Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love, either.

I can help you

*Runs off before can be ducttaped*

Spoilsport!!!

*Chases after him with squirty cream*

Do you have any strawberries to go with that cream!??

Bikerroc, (correct me if I'm wrong, people who have been here forever), I don't think that you can duct-tape- or give a kitten to- anyone who's been around longer than you. Duct tape is an initiation to welcome a newbie or anyone vastly newer than you, so I've gathered. Just to let you know.
Anyway, welcome to the craziness that is Matazone! Have fun, and feel free to drop in anywhere you want without offending anyone. Daft is a good place to meet lots of people in a short time and get a feel for the flavor of this place.

Thanx to you all for a warm welcome look forward chattin to you all

Hey, I wasn't ducttaped, until I opened my big fat mouth, and said so... and me allergic to the stuff! don't ask for trouble...

Well, All that WAS true, until Moop developed the Ubertape... doesn't last as long as Newbietape, but it doesn't have to, as it's only for those who escaped taping, the first time around... I don't know if he left any for his successors, though...

Welcome aboard, Silva-witch!

Thanx raven for the welcome....How is everybody today and what ya been upto? I've been doing a food hygiene course which was extremely dry. A little bit more about me, I am a teaching assistant and hopefully in the future would like to teach. What about you?

'ello mortal...

*Duct tapes SW to the ceiling*

now that you're here, there's a few rules you be needin' to be knowin'...

1. keep all hands, feet, and any and all other body parts inside the ride at all times or the ride will stop... immediately...

2. in case of an energency, you're S.B.&T. (Screwed, Blued, & Tatooed)

3. your taping will run out when you are adopted and/or have reached 'member' status... perferably the and

Thank You and have a nice day!

Hi to a fellow newbie, is it just me or does this place get a little more odd every time you look a little further in to this place I mean duct tape and kittens and all this other eccentric behavior... It all seems very intriguing *starts taking notes*
Anyway have fun with being stuck to the ceiling silva-witch.

Hey, just wait until you start frequenting the Matabar, and Tribe Wyvern... both sites are frequented by flying kittens, dragons, and, once, a rather nasty Smurf (But never again... Smurfs may appear harmless, but they're annoying, and you have to draw the line Somewhere...

Welcome to the best source of craziness on the internet, silva. Here's the ground rules that I've gathered are the most important:
1) Be nice to people. No trolling, flaming, or personal attacks.
2) Don't be an idiot.
3) Type in proper English with good spelling, punctuation, and capitalization. Do otherwise and Mata will mail you to Antarctica in a shoebox.
Have fun here, and enjoy the madness!