I love these! I first found them on
http://www.councilofelrond.com and became addicted. They're absolutely hilarious, and the naughty interpretations of everything made me howl.
"Who do you have do blow to get the last bottle of bleach in Middle-Earth?"
"The Balrog."
That site seems to be missing the new ones based on the Two Towers, but they're on the site listed above. Enjoy, people!
"Still not King...."