However the air freshner was infact.....

made out air freshener, which I guess is good if

you bought it for the purpose of fresening the air, however....

if you didnt want to freshen air, you should

not have bought a tool with which to freshen air, however the chinese have come up with a rather igneous new way with which to use air freshener....

they also invented green tea, which I like muchly.

Dont forget toothbushes

they invented toothbrushes? Was that in the script? *looks in script* By jove! it was , I really need to read it more closely anyway.........

a lot closer if I am to be correct with my next few sentences. Anyway, back to the story. (Is that in the script? Oh well.) So this air freshener is walking down the road when...

Wait, wait, wait, has everyone else got another copy of the script to me? Looks around

Script? *Checks* I have a napkin with a piece of toast crudely drawn on it... does that count?

Ok, just to clarify, the script is toast. Now back to the story

So they decided to invent something that didnt freshen air but that aired freshness. They called in the help of the renowned

jaguars right's protestor, Geoff the Llama from ecuador. It was his job to........

save all the little tertles indanger but...

he couldnt resist eatting a tertles, purely because he had no idea what they we. He was subsequently sacked and then sued for

enternal bleeding to one of the tertles and.....

other stuff....

like a broken neck

and the devouring of script toast.

A feeling much like

scraping peanutbutterr out of the bottom of the jar, or even

using the inky side of a pen to scratch your nose....

which is rather interesting when it is red...

and you might get to go out of class with a 'nose bleed'

or a 'bloody nose'. It is also commonly referred to as

a beaver plocomy

Or a nasal period, in which case,