http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4252692.stm

This guy is my hero, even if he has abominable fashion taste. Imagine being able to melt things and cause fires just be walking around a building. Fantastic!

And no I didn't know where to put this, maybe in daft?


*Goes of to franticly rub baloons against cats*

Bah! That's yesterday's news:

http://www.matazone.co.uk/blog/?p=149

Y'see, this is the kind of quality nonsense that I skim from around the web for my blog.

Did I mention my blog has an RSS feed so you can get it direct to your desktop?

And yes, I don't think jumpers of doom really count as an issue! Moved to the Daft forum.

So, what would you do with several thousand volts of electricity going spare? I think crime fighting would be a good option. 'Electroman' has a reasonable ring to it...

Bah!

This is why I am not king yet, I'm too lazy to stalk news feeds 24/7 like SOME people.

*hides bitterness*




EDIT: I was thinking VOLTZ! Then you could have a crazed looking German in stained yellow y-fronts, with a handlebar mustache and Einstein wiry hair, strutting around screaming "ACHTUNG!" and zapping people from his fingertips.

Works for me!

No, but a German lady did burn down her house the other day trying to kill spiders with an aerosol can and a lighter. ACHTUNG!