I, Mittens the Kitten, am an evil genius. So ask me any question and I will truthfully answer!
EX: Why is grass green?
It wouldn't look good blue.
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Why isnt the moon made of cheese?
Why can't I count past five?
I prefer Jonman's thread.
Why is "abbreviate" such a long word?
QUOTE (waybeyond @ Sep 20 2005, 01:34 PM)
Why is "abbreviate" such a long word?
Why does "lisp" have an 's' in it?QUOTE (little_bear)
I prefer Jonman's thread.
While Jonman's thread is excellent, and will be very difficult to compare to, let alone beat, I think you should give Mittens a chance to actually answer some questions before judging.
Is there a god?
What's that eating my foot?
Why is this foot in my mouth? 
Why do I wish I had feet?
Why doesn't Calantyr have feet?
Are those my feet?
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Why do I feel that other limbs are unrepresented on these forums?
Why can't I find anything when I drive somewhere?
Why hasnt mittens replied yet?
And whats that smell?
who was the guy who first invented cliche's, and why do they even exist? 
Why does time go forwards?
Why is dyslexia such a long and difficult word?
Why do people always ask "who was the man who invented...", not the woman?
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
Why is dyslexia such a long and difficult word?
Why do people always ask "who was the man who invented...", not the woman?
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
QUOTE (uninspired pizza guy @ Sep 20 2005, 02:53 AM)
Why isnt the moon made of cheese?
Because by now we wouldn't have a moon.
QUOTE (Jimmy-von-Lucidious @ Sep 20 2005, 09:28 AM)
Why can't I count past five?
You are an ignoramous.
QUOTE (waybeyond @ Sep 20 2005, 12:34 PM)
Why is "abbreviate" such a long word?
To confuse you.
QUOTE (oscarhilton @ Sep 20 2005, 02:58 PM)
Is there a god?
Yes. And a Divine Spirit who manafests himself as Satan.
QUOTE (Novander @ Sep 20 2005, 12:52 PM)
QUOTE (waybeyond @ Sep 20 2005, 01:34 PM)
Why is "abbreviate" such a long word?
Why does "lisp" have an 's' in it?If it didn't, it'd be lip.
QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Sep 20 2005, 06:22 PM)
What's that eating my foot?
It appeares to be a man eating fungus. I give your foot 7 days.
QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Sep 20 2005, 07:26 PM)
Why is this foot in my mouth?
It's cherry flavored.
QUOTE (Calantyr @ Sep 20 2005, 07:49 PM)
Why do I wish I had feet?
So when you say, "I'm gonna kick your butt." you mean it.
QUOTE (Forever Unknown @ Sep 20 2005, 07:54 PM)
Why doesn't Calantyr have feet?
Calantyr cut them off while trying to eat a hotdog. Don't feel alone, I broke my leg trying to open a bag of sunflower seeds.
QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Sep 20 2005, 09:16 PM)
Are those my feet?
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Ya-NO!
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Sep 21 2005, 02:48 AM)
Why do I feel that other limbs are unrepresented on these forums?
Don't know, but all this talk about feet is starting to get annoying, talk about something else!
YAY! Go mittens! That would have been quite an effort answering all those questions.
Who invented inventions?
Who invented inventions?
Should we blame out of control shopping trolleys on the guy who invented the wheel?
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