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I'm gonna go ahead and borrow Mata's pants for a sec.

Why don't you people ever ask me before doing this kind of thing? [Incredible British speak that can't be replicated] Good day.

*chuckles* Wonder what sort of pants Mata actually wears? (I know what you mean, just being deliberately stupid cause I've had a good day. )
This does seem a bit rude. You're essentially getting free ad space by posting this here without consulting Mata. I'm sure he'd be happy to sell you some ad time on the site if you asked nicely. However, you've just stuck up something that's not a character introduction in hopes of people reading it and contacting you. Did you get this idea from the BBC series poster? I don't believe that anyone here has contacted them, you know.
Sorry to steal Mata's lecturing soapbox, but the awful grammar and punctuation is grating on my nerves, inciting my annoyance. Does this person speak English properly or is it typed badly on purpose to emphasize the fact that they need *good* translators?

Big flarey jeans or combat trousers the few times the few times I've met him

Actually, I'd wager I wouldn't fit in his pants. He seems to be a bit much smaller than me, and I'm a rather... buxom gentleman.

Hard to tell from your av, but I'll take your word for it. Haven't seen any pictures of Mata except the ones in "Extreme Jam Sandwich Eating" and "How to Have Fun on a Lovely Afternoon," so I can't tell how small he is. They're just upper-body shots, alas.
Wonder when he's going to happen across this thread? It's gone funny. Anyway, I wear somewhat flarey jeans but can't find any girl combat trousers. Short shorts are all I can find, and I hate them to death. Evil marketing stereotypes....

This here is being what a Mata looks like (and also Sues).

Mata

oh noes! that meet!

...those poor poor B&B owners....

Yes you disgracefull person waking them up at some ungodly time to let you in!!!

Thanks for the link. The pictures were interesting, and it's nice to see some pictures of people on here. I'd been wondering what people looked like, and you look a bit like your av, Cath. I browsed through and saw that PsychWardMike was right. Commie is indeed one tall son of a b**ch.