IT'S ON.

You're going down like Anne Heiche at a bi-curious convention, boyo.

You're going down like a black woman in a Republican primary, bey0tch!

You're gonna get smoked like a crackpipe in Kate Moss's dressing room. XD

That was very clever, making me wait with my slow connection to see the image, but hah! I just typed everything up in here and waited for it to load below! buwahhahaa.

but she's hot.

know what the next one's of?

her smacking him with a riding crop and making him call her mommy! *leaps on sean, stabs!*

Man, how many people other than us are reading this?

Probably none. But Cand and moop are totally on my side. I'm a respected elder here!

Err... I am...

Yeah, me too. And I'm totally with syuu here (although I do ph34r Commie)

I can't decide which side to cheer for.

So I'm yours for the winning-over, if you wish. I can be a remarkable asset. Just ask Candice.

Wait, what is this posting war? Who can post most? Who can reach 6,000 first? Who can post first? Who can... err... I dunno, eat potatoes which look uncannily like the other?

Sooo .. *sidles over towards gothic* ..Do you like..mexican food?

And actually, Commie was sneaking up on the number seven place I've held for a while. Therefore, war has ensued.

( we love eachother, really! the slimy bastage.. )

Aww, katii-chan, you explained it I was kind of hoping to confuse the entire board for a while.

Oh well. Guess I'll just have to settle for BEATING YOU INTO THE GROUND.

Oh right. I ... knew that. I really remembered it.

Well either way, this is sure to be full of some precious wisecracks. *gets popcorn*

Oops! Tell me these things you post-thieving, Charles supporting, Irn Bru mongering sum'bitch, or I'll see how far Tony fits into your left nostril!

*joins Gothic on the the side lines to watch the fun*

*waits for the sexy party at the end*

The sexy party is a Matazone tradition!

Hey, what is the end? O_O

I assumed it was when one of you passes out or gets Carpal Tunnel or something.

You'll know it's the end, because you'll be pwned

Couldn't you decide using an 'eenie meenie miney moe...'? It never lies.

I know not what pwnage feels like, but I have a feeling that your posterior is going to remember exactly which muscles tore when you had a close encounter with the werebugger. Rawr!

Ah, so then this will be a learning experience

More like a teaching experience.

Ooooooooo! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

/in this thread, what is spam?

An eternal mystery, just like Michael Jackson's sexuality.

I'm reading this; but I'm on the side of whoever wins.

:sits in the middle and stares:

Glad to have you aboard!

Go Syuu! Go Syuu! Go Syuu!

*Waves arms and shouts*

...

You two are insane

I don't know who to cheer for. Katii's never called me a cheerleader...but Sean has never rapped horribly at me.

Oh, I am torn!

*takes a perch on a convenient rafter*

I'm gonna side with Katii, uncondional love for Irn Bru will win my support any day!

I'm going to be really disappointed if there's no mud-wrestling...

Let's see... wrestling with a scantily-clad syuu in mud...

Well, if it's for you, I suppose

Sean, do you like Irn Bru? I need info here if I am to make a decision.

I do like Irn-Bru! And it's actually available here

Well that doesn't help me at all!

I was going to side with you if you were SANE and disliked that horrid stuff.

I'm good at rapping! C'mon, Cand, what kind of ChanServ marrying daughter in law are you?

*Pulls hair back, flying tackles Commie into the mudpit* Yarg! Filthy ninja!

Yeah! Take each other to school in the car of pain.

But not without even having tried it!

I don't *need* to try Irn Bru, I have faith in its orangey goodness.

The images that that phrase conjoured up may have broken my mind.

Yes.. have faith in the orangey, orangey goodness. heed it's call syuu, join us in the Irn-Bru land

I concur, though I must point out your abuse of that poor apostrophe.

post_count++;

Errrgghh. Citrus and vanilla is just an unholy combination.

And Katii...you're Vic and Lynn's daughter, which would make you my granddaughter....oh this is just confusing.

I'm siding with Sean. I'm not e-related to him in any way, so my brain doesn't go ffzzzzztttt when I try to figure out the exact relation.

Hah! Now I'm totally winning. Oh yeah.

I am your granddaughter! You married your great grandson, kind of like a reverse Anna Nicole Smith thing.

Many many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a woman who was purty as can be
This woman had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they two were wed

Which made my dad my son-in-law, which changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy

This baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad
Which made my son my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he was the uncle then of course he was the brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter who of course is my stepmother

I'm my own grandpa!

I'm with Commie on this one. After all, he's a tall son of a b**ch.