Now we all know what fears are and that there are really stupid names for them right? So here's the game, we have to create a fear and a new name I'll go first.

A fear of village idiots

Villiplebaphobia

Now your turn...

A fear of cheap pens, pencils, rubbers and pencil sharpeners sold at English Heritage sites:

Souvenirophobia

Fear of pom poms

Pompophobia

Fear of cotton wool:

Fluffophobia

Fear of easels

Easyphobia

Fear of ringtones:

Phonophobia

Fears of chips *eeerrrrr*:
chipiphobia

Scared of ringtones Mk. II:

Crafrogophobia

Fear of saving a bunch of money on car insurance

Geicophobia

Fear of mushrooms

Musphobia

You geicophobe!

Fear of public toilets:

Whatsthatpuddlophobia

Fear of carrots

Carophobia

Fear of home cooking:

Salmonellophobia

Fear of mothers near food

Poisophobia

fear of horrible wilderness-related reality shows

survivophobia

fear of onions (curse their existence)
oniophobia

Fear of mini coopers

Miniophobia

Fear of Daft, Games:

Agh! Ophobia!

Fear of people called Tony

Tonicphobia

Fear of U.S. presidents.

Ignoramophobia.

Fear of pizza guys

pizz-OHMYGODTHERESONERIGHTBEHINDMEphobia

Fear of Umberella

Umbaphobia

^^ How did you come up with that?

Fear of post-it notes

Stickyellophobia.

fear of mini men

AAAARRRRRRTHEY'REREALLYSMALLANDRIGHTBEHINDMEphobia

fear of the 'k' key on my computer

K-keysyndrome

Fear of pigeons

Tashobia

Fear of no Plains

Makethemyoulazybastaphobia

Fear of a social life

Mylifeaphobia

fear of self

Isaphobia

Fear of corporations who sound like fruit.

Applophobia

Fear of keys

Doorlokaphobia

fear of schitzophrenics

youandyousaphobia

Fear of whiteboard pens

Getalofeaphobia

fear of the number two

biphobia

Not to be confused with the fear of leaving:

'byephobia'

Fear of ex-boyfriends

Execuphobia

fear of socks

pongaphobia

Fear of ties

Strangulaphobia

fear of nothing

phobia

Fear of de ja vu

PhobiaPhobiaPhobia

fear of complicated words

sdelgsrdfhsdjghrskhghdnmcbmnvweowqeoffjfklzdphobia

Fear of toothbrushes

Eeewphobia

fear of blanks spaces


















phobia

Fear of

fear of phobias

phobiaphobia

Fear of Yellow

Yellophobia

[I]fear of nits

nittyphobia

fear of pencils

sketchetyphobia

Fear of bullet points

Bullphobia

fear of chips chipiphobia

Fear of questions

?phobia